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Rupture Farms 12-23-2007 06:16 PM

who tha hel delete my post!!!11

Nate 12-23-2007 07:44 PM

You mean the spammy one that said nothing at all? Give one good reason why I should have kept it. But be warned; if I don't find that reason persuasive, I'll give you an infraction for spam.

Rupture Farms 12-26-2007 12:07 AM

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You mean the spammy one that said nothing at all?

That's the one. And I never really actually cared; I was semi-joking before.

abe is now! 01-02-2008 09:59 AM

http://www.bastardidentro.it/node/view/29532 A very stupid shit. Please watch it.

Strike Witch 01-03-2008 06:37 PM

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2...k/Carthage.jpg

OANST 01-06-2008 02:20 PM

Here's a little music video promo for one of the greatest cartoons ever made. Ed, Edd, and Eddy, of course!



Chubfish 01-07-2008 07:45 AM



Random and full of dental plan.

abe is now! 01-07-2008 07:49 AM

A very stupid shit.

Fuzzle King 01-07-2008 07:55 AM




i thought this quite funny,but very stupid at the same time.

Chubfish 01-07-2008 08:08 AM

E-sure Advert remix! Anyway, random sand games. http://enigmasand.com/pyro2.html

Fuzzle King 01-08-2008 08:28 AM

this one pisses me off.


Chubfish 01-08-2008 12:48 PM

Nah...I like that one. Anyway, enough remixes for now, we need more fish related stupidness!

Mac Sirloin 01-08-2008 03:42 PM

You didn't think it would happen-BUT IT DID!

COZomedyvideo #2.

Lefty.


Photobucket

metroixer 01-08-2008 04:18 PM

Uh, I'm guessing you were the guy in the video, since he resembled your pictures in the "What do you look like" thread.

I love your computer area, seriously.

Mac Sirloin 01-08-2008 04:21 PM

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Uh, I'm guessing you were the guy in the video, since he resembled your pictures in the "What do you look like" thread.

I love your computer area, seriously.

My name is Simon Clair, REMEMBER IT.

And it's not mine, it's a shared workspace, mine looks like Bill gates took a dump on my desk, seriously.

Hobo 01-09-2008 04:12 AM

Good work Simon. My computer area is much the same. Except more on fire

ParamiteSurprise 01-10-2008 07:44 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob1Cw6CeveE

:P i love it

Havoc 01-10-2008 11:23 AM

Apple introduces the iRack.

Salamander 01-10-2008 12:44 PM

I love that video.

It's about time I posted in this thread.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ing-defeat.jpg
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...otos/osama.png
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...ernet-cats.jpg

Nate should love these two pics.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...os/sheriff.png
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...hotos/omg1.png

Leto 01-10-2008 09:01 PM

KASTERE DID RIGHTY MASTURBATE THE PENIS


I was waiting for some hint of the lust one has for Righty over Lefty :(

Mac Sirloin 01-11-2008 03:50 AM

We had to avoid any jokes like that because it was part of our ART ISU.

Chubfish 01-13-2008 04:15 AM

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html Can you get to the stairs?

Bullet Magnet 01-13-2008 06:31 AM

Got to the roof with 188 points.

Zozo the Zrilufet 01-13-2008 08:24 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...ng-chicken.jpg Bwahaha. I plan veganism.

abe is now! 01-14-2008 07:41 AM

http://www.bastardidentro.it/node/view/29978
http://www.bastardidentro.it/node/view/29977

Enjoy stupid and fucking shit :D!!!

Leto 01-14-2008 12:21 PM

I would like to enjoy this 'and fucking' you speak of.

Zozo is such a silly boy.

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress....ist-walrus.jpg

Chubfish 01-14-2008 10:24 PM

http://www.phobialist.com/#A A huge phobia list!!!

Leto 01-15-2008 12:32 PM

Just because I don't want to start another dreaded religion thread with huge debate, I'll paste these in here for they are hilarious!

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No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache...%3Farchive%3D1

OANST 01-15-2008 02:37 PM

That's a fun link. Lots of good idiocy in there.

Bullet Magnet 01-15-2008 04:34 PM

EDIT: Having read those, I am so glad that the fundies I debate with actually have a brain. Sure, they're basic response is "no it isn't" but at least I did not have to deconstruct that sort of madness, which would be a Herculean task probably requiring Psychiatry, EST, a second pre- and elementary level education and a crash course in science for beginners before they even understood the words of my arguments.

Wings of Fire 01-15-2008 04:56 PM

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We really must come up with a final solution to deal with these black-hooded atheists crawling all over the place.



The oldies are always the best.

Mac Sirloin 01-15-2008 06:14 PM

@Super Munch.

Mmmm, Delicious copypasta.

Hobo 01-16-2008 01:49 AM

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Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache...%3Farchive%3D1

This is my life anyway, and I'm a theist.

Alcar 01-16-2008 02:49 AM

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Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!
I hope to God that quote is in jest because I could not bear to think that there are people that stupid. I wonder if Christians block their ears when a chemistry teacher rambles on about chemical buffers, equilibrium and pH?

I know that every year in my home states' final school examinations, children from strict Christian families or faith schools refuse to answer any questions about evolution. Which is tragic, because usually those questions are worth a good 6 to 8 marks (out of say, 100) - and the examinations are worth 50% of your final grades. Not too mention that these final grades are what get you into University.

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet 01-16-2008 06:57 AM

Fundamentalism of that magnitude is like a contagious mental disorder.

Laser 01-16-2008 07:20 AM

"Who's that knocking on my door? Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Fuck, open the door, you pox-ridden whore!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What is your intention, sir? What is your intention, sir?
What is your intention, sir?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Oh, off with your shirt, so you doesn't get hurt!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you take me to the dance? Will you take me to the dance?
Will you take me to the dance?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"To Hell with the dance! Now, off with your pants!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"Will you vow to marry me? Will you vow to marry me?
Will you vow to marry me?" said the fair Young Maiden....

"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"Hell no, we won't wed. Getcher ass in yon bed!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What's that thing between your legs?" What's that thing between your legs?
"What's that thing between your legs?" said the fair young maiden.

"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"It is me pole to stick in your hole," says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if I should have a child? What if I should have a child?
What if I should have a child?" said the fair Young Maiden.

"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll open your crack, and shove it right back!" says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

"What if you should go to jail? What if you should go to jail?
What if you should go to jail?" said the fair young maiden.

"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
"I'll swing me big balls, and knock down the walls!" said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

enjoy!

moxco 01-16-2008 05:27 PM

Kiddy Porn

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T-nex 01-16-2008 05:46 PM

Get an empty can of Pringles! It already has 6 bidders.
Link

Bullet Magnet 01-17-2008 05:01 AM


Chubfish 01-17-2008 10:16 AM

http://www.towerdefence.net/?page=ga...e=Vector%20TDX You can't complete this Tower Defence game at around level 30 something.