The ring (30-second-bunny- movie)
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Sorry about the double post guys I screwed this up and posted the videos twice.
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These are funny even if you don't like the Transformers. |
I'm not a fan of Transformers, but that made me chuckle. :P
Male Restroom Etiquette: EDIT: http://cybersexgonewrong.ytmnd.com/ :D EDIT 2: :P http://tmst.twu.net/rnd/lemmings-motivational.png |
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Wow Dark hood, that cyber sex thing was posted on this forums, what, not long after I joined actually. That's old
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Random Hilarious thing happened today (for me, anyway):
Well, I'm not a fan of MySpace, and some fool used my E-Mail address for his emo-count. I was also generally pissed off at life (bad mood, I think it's called). http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=101081708 Hey, at least I didn't make people question their sexual preferences and/or destroy the page and/or send abusive PM's to people! Mind, I guess I might do if they don't change it within two days. :P Any good? |
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ROFL! That was awesome Bullet Magnet!
And that Kamille's metal Gear Solid video was funny too :D |
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/unclesam.jpg
The true idol of America...we are too fat aren't we? |
Find out what Echogenesis is all about...
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Those Tarry Tate videos are hilarious.
http://www.vicclap.hu/static/pic/photo/vatican.jpg http://www.vicclap.hu/static/pic/verda/ulloi-koer.jpg |
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Guiness World Record for Most T-Shirts Worn at One Time .... Funny cartoon by one of my favorite animators, Bill Plympton! |
It's been one of those days...
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Okay, you techno-boffins are clever with these imbedded videos which I can't figure out how to do. So, all you're getting from me is a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg9wSlVcAYY
If you like comedy AT ALL, I sincerely urge you to watch this episode of a fantastic series called Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (soon to be on DVD). It's utterly wonderful. Give it a go, go on. |
Darkplace was like this, but not so grand.
...speaking of Steve Coogan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5jpVbEL0jc |
to the right of the YouTube screen there is a box, that contains a line of text entitled "embed". It is simply a matter of copying and pasting it into your post. The last Alan Partridge embed text looks like this:
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I used to watch Darth Marenghi's Darkplace, but I used to fall asleep during it for some reason....
Japanese "This is Halloween" song From TNBC. Yay! German "This is Halloween" song |
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Although Alan Partridge beats them both, of course. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U6M3ADT1Bc |
Some people have way too much time on their hands: http://www.carhenge.com/
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http://www.pandora.com/mgp.shtml
The Music Genome project, pretty interesting. |
Funny spoof of the Mark Foley IM transcript. Enjoy.
http://www.thepoorman.net/2006/10/01/i-like-steamroom/ |
Pandora is fun for about a month straight, then you just wander away really.
Three cheers for fresh air, hooray! |
Pandora is fun, if a little weird at times.
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http://www.merzo.net/ This site's interesting. . . Shows the scale of science fiction space ships/stations compared to real life buildings.
EDIT: And now for something that'll make you go "WTF?!": |
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Uh wtf? This is a must-see if you're a half life fan: http://whatishl.ytmnd.com/ |
ENJOY!!! |
I feel that I must share this with everyone:
Closed Captioned/Translated Sunday Night Football games are amazing. Before the translation to Spanish of John Madden's comments is the name Edgar Lopez, and before Al Michael's is the name Rene Giraldo. Rene 'effin' Giraldo. I feel that these two have done porno under these names. /BOOM! |
I am willing to bet none of you have seen the night sky produce a spectacle quite like this:
What happens if you dramatise non-sensical spam? This: |
Black people are all ignorant!
http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8782.html
Man, these commercials are hilarious. I'm not sure if the line "snuff my seed" or the preposterously dated David Duke shout out is the funniest thing about these commercials. These are not parodies. These are not subversive satires. These are the commercials that a cracker thinks will get black people on his side. Its shit like this that has kept the Republicans from getting significant amounts of votes from Black people. I can't wait for the ads about "Mejicano" people. |
This belongs in Stupid shit.
- Rexy |
Most of these are so true (select the text though, red glow on black background hurts your eyes). . .
http://mfx.dasburo.com/art/truisms.html Gotta give credit to the person who came up with them - That must take a lot of intelligence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Holzer And yeah, me and Alector just returned from the Tate Modern. This was the thing that facinated me the most. :P |
I liked that spamland one. It's hilarious
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Funny takedown of John Madden by Ethan Albright:
To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is bullshit and you should kiss my ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80. You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a 12. I rate you a 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever… except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery ass a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-dick. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard. It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect moron. Rod Smart struggles to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had a better hold of the English language than Rod Smart.The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ass.I basically edged out Rod by my lack of shit teeth.If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60? I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL.****, man, there are some shitty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don’t crash trough a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 ponds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. Red Alert! John, you are such a dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my face. John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let’s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I’m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide. I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace is has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ass. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I’m a lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, pussy-ass ****wad that can’t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man. When I'm not snapping balls, I snap necks. **** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. Rot in Hell, Ethan Albright |
I don't know why, but I just found this hilarious.
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yes! someone else has actually seen alien loves predator. for all the anime haters out there, i give you: ho's.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u6MfqXH-nFQ |
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Poke'mon Banned Scene I'm not sure how many people have seen this, but it's pretty funny! Monty Python: Spot The Looney! Flirting with a Westboror Church Man :D |