The Face beats all of your suggestions hands down.

Because of the over femenine name and use of ^_^

Is it ok if I call you The Face too?

Yeah. That's it.

Hi. You have a funny username. When I first saw it I thought '(my thoughts) That's a username?'. I never thought about ~^_^~ being able to be a username. Hope you have a great time here:p.

I call DESU.

If I could I would make an alt that goes by the name of >_>. Oh Alcar can I?! Please can I?!

What About Kastere? can I make one such as:

................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:”........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(.....“~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_....”~,_........“~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......”=,_.......“-,_.......,.-~-,},.~”;/....}
...........((.....*~_.......”=-._......“;,,./`..../”............../
...,,,___.\`~,......“~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-”
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\

That exceeds the character limit.

The Character limit can be edited.

No alts for anyone. Except me. And that got banned ages ago.

ILoveHammy?

Now let's edit his name in every post we quote of him to O_OU

Why would we do that...?

Because it's fun? You can do all sorts of crazy shit with his name if you want.

Just 'cause.

Hey there!

You joined during my T/O period, but I might as well say welcome now. :)