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Oh... my... GOD!!!

Ewwwwwww.....

Also, that taod that the guy uses in Apocalypto, having one of those around would be awesome.

There's a video of that thing alive in the ocean on the web. It's not nearly as saggy when supported by water.

Is that a Katamari Damacy reference I see? Or not?

I suspect it's this:

I can see why anyone would want one.

An efficieant killing machine right there.

Grr.
It's basically a panda.

What? It's a musteloid! Like weasels and skunks and racoons. Giant Pandas are Ursids.

I'd steal all the white tigers! They are AWESOME...

Uuuuuu, all the white tigers. And would you keep them in your bedroom?

Racoons were mustelids? Meh, guess so. Never gave that particular theory much thought...wasn't aware Red Pandas were that though.

Not serious, but...Silverback Gorillas. Bouncers. Win.

No, mustelids are musteloids, racoons are also musteloids but not mustelids. See?

Mustelidae (badgers and ferrets etc), Mephitidae (skunks and stink badgers), Procyonidae (racoons) and Ailuridae (red pandas) are all in the superfamily Musteloidea.

That's what I meant...I looked it up on wiki afterwards, but couldn't be bothered to edit my post...my mum was telling me to get off the computer then, anyway.

Alot of mustiness going on there.

A coconut crab, if it matters.

Who was it who PMed me about acquiring a coconut crab for a pet?

Me.

Curses.

me want red panda!

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I'd steal a baby tortoise so that I could watch it grow up, then leave it my heirs and they could leave it to their heirs and Mister Pokeylope would become a family heirloom.

http://www.livingwilderness.com/wild...t-tortoise.jpg

Plus, tortoises are just awesome.

Mister Pokeylope?

Anyway, Coconut Crabs or pretty much a burglar preventive critter, they're huge as hell, have enormous coconut popping claws, and, while hanging from a rope, would probably be the ultimate gross out animal.

save for that sloppy mess that toxicity posted.

You haven't played Psychonauts. Shame on you.

I saw a hedgehog on the way home from work, in the dark and in a graveyard.

But I wouldn't steal one from a zoo.

Ya, Pokeylope ftw!


And, to whoever was talking about the coconut crabs, I've seen then not in a cage at a zoo, and they're pretty awesome. They climb up the palm trees and clip the coconuts off, then go down and pry them open. It's very cool.

I would steal a great white shark and feed my classmates to it. Great whites kill you on accident just so you know.

So, you don't like your classmates :happy:.

I would steal a tiger. Tigers look like a very big cats. I love cats! I want a pet that purr. And tigers purr!!!

Right after they DEVOUR you.

Or of course, after Havoc bones one, he's gentle.

No, they don't. They are only cats too grown. But if they are anger... Anyway my kitty is a purring lovely cat :). And Havoc, do you purr?

I'm Joking :D!!!

Are you? What about?

Every post he's ever made is a lie he's just a cunning linguist trying to confuse us all!

Oh Abeisnow! the wit! The coherence!

What are you saying, Hobo? I'm not a cunning linguist. I tried to say (joking) that tigers don't devour me and that they are big cats!!!! And I tried said (joking) my kitty is very cute and it purrs!!! And I ask to Havoc (joking): do you purr?
Excuse me if I wrote wrong words.

I think "*slaps forehead*" is too weak for this situation.

I'll go jump under a train

I would steal an elephant from a zoo, so I can go in the city and crush the cars and go forward. Or a crocodile for scare my enemies... I'm too imaginative...

Yes. And you post too much.

This may be quoted in my sig./

And what about stealing a gorilla? But I'm stopping, otherwise I will post all the animals of the zoo!!!

Which would be insanity.

I don't know how on earth you intend to keep a gorilla, they're massive and have eyes wot understand. Wouldn't last 5 minutes!

I would steal all the zoo's animals because I would have a zoo behind my home.

Right, abeisnow you've officially killed the thread. Well done...

I am so proud... *sniffle*

lol, funnyz thread

I would steal a snapping Turtle by using a paperclip to open the cage and shoving the animal down my trousers.

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:D

... because elephants obviously can't walk backwards.


I'd probably steel something lame. Like a snake. Or perhaps a jellyfish. Just watch it float around while listening to psychedelic music, and having all kinds of light-effects around.

Jellies are radical!