Do I really? Cause it seems like here as in the other thread I'm just lightly joking around until some little dipshit who wants to make a name for himself by taking on the big bad oanst decides they have a problem with it. Here's the thing about that whole oanst is a big bad troll thing, though. You little jackasses perpetuate the myth of me. The only time I even get into arguments like this is when I have to set some little punk who decided to attack me straight. And then you all sit around and talk about what an awful troll I am so the next new guy comes into a conversation expecting me to be a total ass and it starts all over again. I double fucking dare you to find a single thread where I went out of my way to attack newbs. I dare you to find a thread where it is one sided jackassery on my part. Find one damn thread where I'm being accused of being a dick and it isn't obviously a joke. Go on. Since you buy into my mythology I'm sure you can find one.

And your post doesn't even make sense.


p.s. I'm leaving work now, so I won't be able to respond to anything you decide to say. Don't think it's because you out witted me or anything. Even though Old Sezzy is smarter that me.

Happy Birthd-Modday, Hobo.

Shame on your sad blunder, OANST.

Edit:
Let's call it a day. F*ck my four-post promise. Back On-Topic, now.
Sorry mods. I'll clean away the evidence.
(cocks rifle)

Jesus christ, what next. You weren't a bad mod last time but I'm not sure about now. Well done I guess. And Spirrow, that is the ultimate of spam. Wtf? :p

Alright guys, that's enough. OANST would be an awesome Mod and wins the argument.


And with that, another thread about me gets closed.

EDIT: I re-opened it to discuss the awesomeness of the calander. OANST, I tip my hat to you.

ah, what awesome calander? I think I saw tat some where...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the forum...

Is all the blaspheming really necessary?

Seriously it got old fast the first time :p

What do you want me to say? I'm Nick Spirrow. I'm da Boss. I'm da Spam King. And Glowi is my Spam Queen.

And to congradulate Hobo-O on his recent success, we of Spammerztm. have decided to provide Hobo with a beautiful new home at the abandoned church. Equipped with a weeks supply of food, a toilet, a poop bucket, a suitcase full of cockroaches, a pot for cooking and relieving yourself, a bucket of shampagne for any chick Hobo decides to bring home, a stuffed bunny, a vase of watered down Coke, a stone turtle to sit his ass on and of course the keys to an old clunker "hoochie mama". But what Hobo is complete without his Handy Headless Hitmen who'll do all his dirty work. And then there's his trusty horse.
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o...ow/AHobo-O.jpg

Here is what that says. Whaddaya got da brain of a Neanderthal

How can you be such an unbelievably weak little pussy that you went back after the whole thing was over and edited your post with tiny print so most people wouldn't even notice it? Do you think that getting the last word in is so important that you are the big winner even if noone hears it?

By the way, if you are talking about my reply to Rich on the second page of that thread Rich knew I was kidding (I hope). It wasn't until Statick started in that we had an actual problem. I mean, come on. Meh, eat my genitals? Who takes that seriously?

No, the last cocky remark I made was:
It said "(cocks rifle)"

Jeezis, why do you always have to keep arguing over unproductive crap.

Old and not so Hobo-Mod for the win!

oh cool, i imagine this to be fun...

well, this place genrally is, very facinating group of people around this neck of the odd.

Oh god, Hobo as SMOD again. I hate that guy so much.
Way to ensure this place's destruction, guys.

Oh wow, I thought OANST died or something. But in a thread about Hobo being recrowned I find out he's still alive. This is like, the best 4 minutes I've ever spent on the forum.

SO banned.

You're repressing our freedom of speech on an internet forum and abusing your powers for your own pleasure! You Nazi. That's right, I went there. You and Peter. Nothing but internet Nazis.

Commie


















:tard:

Well, he's certainly earnt the title!

If I were a mod, at least 4 people in here would have received infractions. On the 1st page.

That's why you aint, sister.

QF-fucking-T

I'm terribly sorry, I was under the impression the duty of a moderator was enforcing the rules a forum was founded on, rather than breaking and encouraging the breaking of them. I apologise for my lack of understanding of the enormous and mighty size of your intellect/genitalia.

Mehs....I don't see why everyone can't drop their pride, infract people more, holds hands and skip through a field of daisies into the sunset....Its like all the cool big people have to have an ego and be mean.

On topic: Uhhh.....I dunno, I think Hobo messed up the cheesecake vs pie thread, is anyone gonna fix it?

.....And whats Havoc's genetallia got to do with this?....Ah well.

Because my genetallia are involved with everything...

If someone is ever foolish enough to let you moderate something then you'll know why that is.

Sooooo....? I don't get it, if the purpose of a moderator isn't to moderate, then what?

If that thread was worth it's weight in feces I wouldn't mess with it.

Also; I am doing a pretty fine job of moderating so far if you ask me. I haven't gotten into any pointless flamewars or anything, so how about we all stop questioning the almighty leaders of this forum and make some threads worth reading and bring the value of the forum up.

Hobo's right about the cheesecake versus pie thread
i just made it for some vague randomness

OMG it's like you're a reformed character! Pro-activity?! Praise the Lord!! Thou hath seen the light!!! etc etc

Oh, it's all so stunningly ridiculous, but I suppose it is to be lauded, even if my arse cheeks are clenching far tighter than usual.

I'm not actually talking about Hobo here. He's not a bad moderator. I'm talking about the general ineffectualness of the mods to stop a cadre of trolls who have recently and not so recently entered this forum and achieved near immunity to prosecution. Hobo is not one of them.

And Havoc, the reason I spoke of your genitalia is because your ego, sexual or no, is huge. I'm sorry, but it is absurdly huge. Evidently, you actually have a religion, but it isn't God. It appears to be yourself. You act like you are the self empowered enlightener of others and that the best method of enlightening people is not those ridiculous methods like responding to an argument with reason, persuasion, logic and skill, but saying the word "fuck" in a Goebells like fashion, shouting at people and making references to how profound your irrelevant sex life is.

Apologies, but you push me, I push back. I have decided to no longer play "nice tiger" with you any longer. You are a narcissist with a God complex, a tendency to project your own flaws onto others, and a petulant, childish personality which tends to result in you segwaying and angrily shouting in a debate rather than actually responding to an opponents point. It's incredibly ironic you berate me for being younger than you, for in terms of emotional maturity, you act like a 13 year old, and I act like a 35 year old. Could anyone else attest to that?

You really think Havoc has a big ego? He always seemed to have a great air of insecurity about him, to me.

Stop analysing people like this, Pat! You know how much you love it when people talk about you, so don't feed the opposition.

EDIT: I think Hobo will make a great mod! His mod will be very good, and I offer him my full support.

I have refrained from analyzing people for almost a year now out of a desire to not venture into personal attacks. But at the time of that post I felt fed up putting up with the idiot trolls and narcissistic 13 year olds and decided to no longer play by the rules.

Insecurity and a large ego are certainly not mutually exclusive. In fact, they often go together, with a large ego being caused by internal insecurity.

And why do you think I care whether the people I'm analyzing would hate me? They already do. I'm just pointing out their idiocy in noncoded terms and showing it to the sane and mature people here.

The recent of influx of mentally slow twelve year olds is annoying the hell out of me. Am slowly processing them through my infraction machine.

Well, If the moderators enforced all the rules with a iron, spike-studded fist, you wouldnt see the free will easy displyed on this page...

As much as I would like to write pages and pages of text claiming why I am so great, why I am who I am and why you should just accept that instead of jumping up and down about it, I'm not going to do that. Instead I will tell you this; Yes I have a big ego but if you assume I'm now automaticaly an arogant prick who always thinks he's right by default then you don't know me as well as you think you do. In fact, you don't know me at all then.

And the last sentence is funny (look I'm responding to my opponents point :D), especialy the part where you ask someone else to attest to that on a forum where the majority of people don't even like you... and yes that includes me.

P.S. Reading back on your post, forgive my usualy bluntness but you could easily be talking about yourself there.

Eh, I guess I'll attest to what Patrick says....The forum seems so corrupt to me sometimes. Plus I think I've seen Havoc randomley insulting younger people before.

....And I don't think I have anything to say on topic....Meh, so what else has Hobo done with the moderating powers of doom lately.

Except that I never insult someone unless they really deserve it.

Well I remember you insulted Mathew9r a bunch of times due to his accidental spamming, and you said yay and good riddance in a goodbye thread. If we all used revenge as an excuse, I think the police would have a lot on their hands and I'd go serial kill in my school like I've imagined myself doing. Though I'd never actually do it.

I have a question. Why are you still here? The only time I see you post is when you are lamenting the sad state of affairs that is this forum. Why do you keep returning if you hate it so much, dude? Huh, dude.

p.s. You're a dude.