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Mutual Friend 07-26-2007 01:14 PM

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Shame, I'm transphobic. Seems that so far, I'm being proven right, because if this was truly representative, only 2% would be gay/lesbian.

2% Did you just pull that figure out of your arse?

And yes, since when was transexualism a sexuality?

Patrick Vykkers 07-26-2007 01:18 PM

I'd be careful about using terms like that, considering the subject matter. And it isn't, and it always seems strange to see a mental disorder lumped in with actual sexuality. But still, transexuals are classed under that and I've included them.

Mutual Friend 07-26-2007 01:25 PM

What? Arse? I do not fear arse.

And once more, for luck: 2% Did you just pull that figure out of your arse?

And yes, since when was transexualism a sexuality?

Patrick Vykkers 07-26-2007 01:27 PM

Rough estimate, considering that the 10% data is bogus.

Havoc 07-26-2007 01:34 PM

I hate you more with every post you make :)

ANN NEELY 07-26-2007 01:34 PM

I find sexual behavior and relationships utterly unappealing, and consider myself asexual, although a few friends think that I'm just being "bitter" to couples.

Patrick Vykkers 07-26-2007 01:37 PM

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I hate you more with every post you make :)

What? I haven't made a single remark about I*lam in this thread. That's a record.

Mutual Friend 07-26-2007 01:38 PM

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Rough estimate, considering that the 10% data is bogus.

Oh. So you were pulling that out of your arse.

Since when has transexualism been a sexuality, Pat? Eh?

Patrick Vykkers 07-26-2007 01:44 PM

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And it (trans) isn't, and it always seems strange to see a mental disorder lumped in with actual sexuality. But still, transexuals are classed under that and I've included them.

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Mutual Friend 07-26-2007 01:53 PM

...But transexuality isn't a sexuality. This is a poll of sexuality, isn't it?

Havoc 07-26-2007 03:26 PM

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What? I haven't made a single remark about I*lam in this thread. That's a record.

You don't have to talk about Islam (why the F*CK did you cencor it?!!!) to be a total moron with less IQ then a brick wall...

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Arxryl 07-26-2007 04:53 PM

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You don't have to talk about Islam (why the F*CK did you cencor it?!!!) to be a total moron with less IQ then a brick wall...
:)

I'm sure you've figured this out by now, but I think he censored it so that in that sentence, he didn't technically talk about Islam, and also that Pat here thinks that Islam is bad (throwing a dart in the dark here) so where I might censor F*ck, Sh*t, Wh*re, B*st*rd, B*tch, and P*ncake... Pat censors Islam.

Again, just throwing knives in the dark and hoping I'll hit something/someone.
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And I wanted to be the one with something smart to say for once. ;)

Oh! And on-topic: Straight.

mitsur 07-26-2007 09:08 PM

Straight, although I do make the occasional gay remark to entertain people.

People are amused by what they don't like, it seems.

Mac Sirloin 07-27-2007 12:52 AM

I have a friend who once did the 'batwing' to Myself and another friend at his house.

(The bat wing is showing half of your phallus and Ballsack to someone)

Yet he calls everyone else faggots.
I HATE people like that.

Patrick Vykkers 07-27-2007 01:14 AM

Well, another thing. I would very much like to screw the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

skillyaslig 07-27-2007 01:59 AM

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I hate you more with every post you make :)

I actually love Pat more with every post he makes. He is a very amusing person. :lol: as for the sexual orientation I think I'm straight, though I sometimes check out very attrative women. Call me a weirdo. :D

Facsimile 07-27-2007 03:35 AM

Technically I'm attracted to females, but instead of following genetic commands I'm decidedly celibate/asexual.

Nate 07-27-2007 06:38 PM

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I actually love Pat more with every post he makes. He is a very amusing person. :lol: as for the sexual orientation I think I'm straight, though I sometimes check out very attrative women. Call me a weirdo. :D

I think that's quite common for girls; my sister and her friends do it all the time. Perhaps it's common in well-balanced human beings to check out their own gender (if only in terms of comparison to self) but most straight guys are too self-conscious to admit that they do it.

skillya_glowi 07-27-2007 07:17 PM

I'm straight and only straight. Women are just not my bag (actually it mystifies me how they could be any other woman's bag, but I realise that some people are just that way, at last). I for one never ever doubted my sexuality.

Havoc 07-27-2007 07:36 PM

I'm sure we are all very glad you're straight :).

Rich 07-28-2007 03:50 AM

Haha Havoc, Your avatar is looking at me in a very suggestive way, either that or its very smug, like its just put up a shelf and its dead straight.

I'm straight.

Nate 07-28-2007 05:10 AM

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I'm straight and only straight. Women are just not my bag (actually it mystifies me how they could be any other woman's bag, but I realise that some people are just that way, at last). I for one never ever doubted my sexuality.

Neither did I, but your defensiveness has me wondering now...

Goresplatter 07-28-2007 05:59 AM

Voted straight, because I like the female reproductive organs. Woo! :p

Havoc 07-28-2007 09:29 AM

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Haha Havoc, Your avatar is looking at me in a very suggestive way, either that or its very smug, like its just put up a shelf and its dead straight.

I'm straight.

Heh... you should see the entire picture... :fuzblink:

OANST 07-29-2007 01:41 PM

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Sexual Orientation Possessed by OANST, Hobo, Super Munch, Stingbee, and to a lesser extent, an annoyed Jordan Boi.

SM: Nope, I just think transexualism is a mental illness.

It never ends, does it? I can't look at a single freakin' thread without seeing my name mentioned. How goddamn popular am I?

Patrick Vykkers 07-29-2007 01:59 PM

Through some act of God or freak of nature, you and Hobo are very popular.

skillyaslig 07-29-2007 10:21 PM

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Through some act of God or freak of nature, you and Hobo are very popular.

:lol: I laugh at that, and I dont care who it annoys. Back on topic...So I think Im straight, though we have a couple of people in my family that are gay. My brother, and a couple of my aunties. I'm all for that. Though I dont think I am one however...

Xavier 07-30-2007 12:02 AM

Straight, and in a stable relationship for nearly years now ;)

And not willing to change :)

Leto 07-30-2007 09:39 PM

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So I think Im straight, though we have a couple of people in my family that are gay.
Eeew, its like a hereditary virus! Careful, or you'll catch it.

Dont get hit by the gay stick, children.

Nate 07-30-2007 10:43 PM

I had a much different mental image of the gay stick...

Similar colour scheme, mind you.

Patrick Vykkers 07-30-2007 11:03 PM

Some kind of rainbow condom? Well, many a Greek was queer as the old dean.

zimfromBM 07-31-2007 12:12 AM

If theres a hole, Ill fill it ;)

Just kidding, Im pretty sure Im straight

toxicity 07-31-2007 01:03 PM

I'm sexual.

Hobo 08-01-2007 09:22 AM

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Through some act of God or freak of nature, you and Hobo are very popular.

And you are the most hated person on the forum. Funny coincidence that isn't it

6-finger-fred 08-01-2007 10:23 AM

Does nobody consider the fact that I am an asexual creature? I gave birth last week because of an accidental amputation! Ya'll be prejudiced.

(Hetero..)

xx_xx_0dd 08-01-2007 01:17 PM

Wow, haven't been to these forums in a while...

Patrick Vykkers 08-01-2007 01:57 PM

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And you are the most hated person on the forum. Funny coincidence that isn't it

Considering when holding a poll on member status, most people ranked be Big Cheese rather than Wanna-be, my own suggestion for my ranking, I think you be bigtime wrong.

Havoc 08-01-2007 02:12 PM

No no... he's right.

Patrick Vykkers 08-01-2007 02:28 PM

Hated by: Havoc, Hobo, OANST, Mitsur (and that last one's debatable)
Four people, only one of which is a moderator.

More accurately, being semi hated by a well respected member, and hated by 2 trolls and a zoophile. Besides, what did I do, beside argue a POV that isn't yours on Islam?

Havoc 08-01-2007 03:14 PM

The list is a lot longer then that, believe me...