Oh dear, ignore this post.

And laugh at my avatar

What were you thinking last night?

Whoo, Oanst's penis!

Yes! That game looks so cool. I heard it's only for PC, though...?

I heard Nintendo DS.

I heard DS and Wii.


Jesus Christ, what is with the stifling amount of editing that goes on in this place now? There were two posts after this one (one of which was mine) and they were both just meant to be humorous. None of us took either of them seriously and yet they've been deleted. You mods (and I think it's Nate who does this mostly (and I like Nate which kind of makes it that much more annoying)) have got to calm the expletive deleted for fear of comlete post deletion down.

Well, actually that might mean it's coming out this year. So it's a good thing.

E3 was crap

Nintendo: Showed an exercise game... yay...

Microsoft: A bunch of games we saw last year.

Sony: A new psp and a MMO where you don't do anything.

why do a hell of a lot of people want to touch touch OANSTs penis?
Just because its 5foot long and smells of gorgonzola
sickos

It's a joke. OANST doesn't actually have one, so I'm playing along with his delusions.

Metroid Prime 3=Yayayay erection.

Orange box=Ehn, kinda old news.

Release date for orange box=Asplode

And so forth.
Never heard of Mushroom men before, but it looks AWESOME.

I bought it yesterday and you have already agreed to touch it. There's no backing out now.