You forgot to mention shopping and lines like:"that dress, it's, like, so kooooowll".

That's what I'd call a d00d. Guys like that party like Alcar (no offense, but you do get drunk a lot, right?) and act as complete "in control" guys. They think they own the place and are so full of themselves.

The entire post all together. Priceless! Thanks a lot.

Not to spam, but on the topic of sex;

I intend to wait till marriage, not because of fears of STDs and such, but just because I want to save myself for one person.
I'm probably a bit of a romance freak, :p but I think it would be really special to be able to show that special person that they meant enough to me that I was willing to wait until marriage. And it makes the marriage itself more special too XD

But that clip was hilarious, Patrick Vykkers XD Who would've ever suspected Phleg of such things? Now we know which option he would've selected in this poll :D

Oh yes, Phleg is one whorish bastard :p Pat, you never cease to amaze me.

No one is more of a desperate romatic than I am.

But let me put my dongle back in my pants so I don't diddle it around braggingly...

Blame Alcar, for not fixing the gender icons since... about three vBulletin updates ago.

Speaking of which... Alcar, I don't think you're a dirty whore any more. Just that you used to be. And that you haven't slept with me yet :crying:

I really, really hate romanticists.

Just thought I'd say.

I'll get around to the gender icons one day. One day.

True, I have cut down on the sleeping around since last year. But my needs still perk up a lot, and they must be satisfied. Perhaps I'm getting... old. And I haven't slept with Wil, Charlie, Rich or Olivia yet either! There is a queue! :p

Alcar...

While I do believe in waiting for the right person, my penis has a mind of it's own.

On an unrelated note, does the "Detained by slig security" message still display?

Why is there no option for "Ewww..."?

I don't actually know.

Ta-da!

Alcar...

So, basically, we have to sleep with you to get a position of authority at OWF?

Devishly sexy as you are, Alcar, I'll have to pass.

Oh, and if I'm right, you forgot to put Ghost in the queue.

You just pwnt yurslf fag.

I love the way all the virgins are like OMG I AM ONLY 15! Where as all us cool [/peer pressure] folk willingly admit to having sex and enjoying it starting from ages 13-18

You guys should get off OWF and get some real hobbies you know. Sex will follow (Especially if you're becoming a boyscout leader!)

For me I would have to say that i haven't actually thought about the idea of having sex before i was 18 (Or maybe 17...;)) but since i'm only 14 i'm void of this subject.
But my friends think want to have sex with someone because they are fit which i disagree on but then again my friends look at too much porn :P
But Porn i think is quite disgusting and most definatally porn which they have a man hving sex with a women.Which i think is truly vile.

I was a little whore when I was in high school but I've been with the same girl for 7 years now and haven't strayed from her. That's probably because I do really love her but the fact that the sex is still great and frequent doesn't hurt either.

She gives a blowjob that would make god cry.

I think there's too much information flowing in public here...

Ann Coulter FTW. ( although she can`t talk) :p


What a difference a few years make, the members who were here at 13 to 16
and now are in their 20`s can tell you that the 14 self and the 20 self don`t have a lot in common on how they feel about sex

Hats off to those who will hold out till married, but the odds are against you .
Seems religious conviction, social morals, fear of disease, or whatever have a
tough time when they go head to head with rage`n hormones, peer pressure, confused emotions, often some type of intoxicant , and the big payoff , sexual gratification WOOHOO.

Sex in a loving longterm relationship is it`s own reward, but there is something to be said for a spur-of - the moment, red hot, screaming, wet, sloppy, urgent f@#k .

Religion can part of this too, often one will hear OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD !!! during the sex act , to me that counts as a religious experience.

I would relate some of those" dreaded morning after moments" but they would fit better in " The Most Terrifying Thing you will ever see" thread. ;)

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To Fortesque:
Shouldn't ask if you don't want an answer.


I perform cunnilingus like a pro.

The thought you sticking your tongue into anyone's crevices is too much to bear.

Alright, alright, I sleep with Ariel Sharon. At least metaphorically.

You love it, you dirty boy you. Anyway, It's probably not a good idea to go whoring yourself around like I did but as long as your careful and you want to have sex I say go for it. It's a lot of fun.

Welcome to the true Oddworld Forums. It's nice to see the old place again!

Okay, that's the most horrible mental image since my sister tried to give me tips on giving a blowjob...

Isn't that an old joke?

Tsk, tak, Nate, you shouldn't steal a joke and make it your own. Only accomplished liars like me can do that.

BTW, that just added to my own plethora of Horrible-Images-I-Want-To-Suppress-But-Can't, right up there with Havoc doing a tiger and Alcar getting gay over alcohol.

No, that's something that actually happened to me. What joke are you referring to?

/me doesn't bother to correct mitsur's other misunderstanding

Technically, Ariel Sharon love would be borderline necrophiliac, no?

What's Mitsur's other misunderstanding.

I have no idea.

Do you think nate is straight? If you answered yes, that's your misconception.

No, I've known Nate has been gay for awhile. It's just I was confused because I've seen a movie where some gay guy's sister is giving him blowjob tips, and I assumed Nate had seen the same movie, and was using that situation.

My bad, you can deduct 20 smart points from my profile.

I love you.

Sex, as alluring as it is, frankly terrifies me. I can't imagine a more terrifying situation or experience. It's not horrifying, oh no, and I'm not saying I don't ever want it.

There's just a major terror factor there for me. That, along with by aversion to alcohol, legendary social ineptness, physical insecurity and general nice-guy attitude spells doom for any conceivable romantic conquest.

Personally I think that sex should be treated with respect, as should your partner. While I don't hold it against anyone who, as I've heard it put, "whore themselves out", I find that distasteful myself. I'd rather keep it within a proper relationship (though that terrifies me even more).


Damn, rereading this post is depressing.

I have unusual views on the subject.


While I do believe it's not something you just do whenever you want (like eating), it's nothing to get upset or make a big thing about (no metaphor intended). I mean, if I found out my girlfriend (Yes, this is hypothetical) was having sex with someone else, I wouldn't get mad over it. Sure, I'd be worried if she got pregnant or an STD. It's only a physical thing.
Good thing is, I don't have to worry about such a thing because I don't have a girlfriend.

Good for you.
 

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You, sir, are in a definite minority.

What you outline here is a major cause of domestic violence, homicide, and
not to mention, a major cause of ex-girlfriends. (or partners)

Most folks are not to keen on the idea of their partners going out and having an "irresponsible exchange of body fluids" with anyone else.

"irresponsible exchange of body fluids" i love that term, heard a public health
official use it in place of unprotected intercourse in an AIDS perversion lecture .

I find it so romantic. :D



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Catholic... antisexual opinions?! Does this mean Chastity!? :O

Do you wear chastity panties Zozo?
If so thats kind of hot! *wink wink* lol I love me.
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...stity_Belt.jpg

Hell, I don't even wear regular pants half the time.

My views on this can't be said too clearly, mainly because me is a virgin. (I just turned 13) But I don't care what you do with it, whips, chains, hamsters, and donkeys included. (Ok maybe not, but you get the idea..)
Just don't tell me about it.. please. I personally will only do it if I have probable cause (Horniness :D), like an actual relationship and stuff.

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:lol:That's just your revenge for me calling you Naughty naughty Venks more than once in W@RF, isn't it?

:)Maybe's, define chasity and I'll think about it. Hmmm, think I might get one of those virgin ring thingies...

Never, ever losing your virginity... if you don't mind the term :p

:)Sounds like fun. My brother says I'm a square because I haven't pulled.

Not necessarily. You could be a non-virgin and then take a vow of chastity. The term implies celibacy (i.e. not having sex in the present) rather than not having had sex. A secondary definition would be following sexual morality; a person choosing to only have sex in the missionary position with a legally and religiously appointed spouse would still be considered chaste.

Sex is such a wonderful thing and you should reserve it for someone special.