Oh noeZ!!1 I'd much rather have Maggie and Skillya at it! :lol:

Seriously, can I moderate the Burial Grounds?


I need to safeguard the piles of crap.

If you get admin, then it looks like i'm teh screwed...

Doesn’t ring a bell, but I do remember something about someone having a worrying obsession with Molluck. And I have superimposed a Grubb on that concept art of Lady Margaret. It was revolting.

Yes!

:lol:Yaoi fangirls can be scary illogical beings.

Lolz Oddworld lesbians...

:pWhat did it look like?

What did the image of a phallus‐shaped Grubb superimposed on a view of a character revealing her yonic orifice look like? UYI.

:pYour words are too complex for me to understand, please stuperfy them and try again.

You have a sick mind, Max :p

In other words, it looked like a penis. End of. :p

What the hell is a yonic orifice?

I remember seeing something like that, but as far as I can remember there was no picture. Just a spam topic full of weird sick crap. I can't track it down unfortunately, but I did find the Molluck person - it was ryddelrocksyourworld, http://www.oddworldforums.net/showth...ight=munch+abe

On topic, however, I have no clue what I'd do. Just act normal I guess. Very exciting, I know.

ban all mods and make OANST and hobo titles that say "warning do not feed" then make them gods of the trolls
i would ban anyone who uses the topic icons
i WOULD keep mathw9r on the forum for a cheap flaming whenever i am bored
then after 9 hours i would delete the forum and make a new one entitled
"the gay abe and munch hardocore porn website"

I second this.

- Rexy

I love you.


Another idea I just had. Why not once a year give people special titles based on their religion.
Atheist- Godless Heathen (Havoc could have King of the Heathens)
Christian-Jesus Freak
Hindu- Does Not Have A Cow
Muslim- (Guess it)
Buddhist- I Killed My Faith's Founder and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt!
Wiccan- Good Witch of Terra
Pastafarian- Servant of the Lord
Satanist- Minion of Evil
Discordian- Moron

What's a discordian? And don't you mean Rastafarian instead of Pastafarian? Or have I just not heard of Pastafarianism before?

Discordianism is a retarded religion set up by some guy in the 50's or so. It basically makes about as much sense as having sex with a tuba.

Pastafarianism, along with Christianity, is the only real religion. It is a religion worshipping the true God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Here's a picture of him;
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Appendage.jpg

Uhhhh....I think you better get rid of that picture, I see a happystick....And what makes Discodianism dumb? 'Cause I don't know much about it.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism)
Also, it's called art, sista.

The chaotic and evil side of me is very tempted to convert to Discordianism. But the common-sense side of me wants to stay Atheist.
SO HARD TO CHOOSE.

I want the Burial Grounds. To build a desolate grotto out of dead threads.

Fine, I'll revise mine.

Patrick would get the title 'I hate you and everything you stand for.'

Then chaos shall seep out from this internet prison I am encased in and the world will become a horrible maelstorm of death and destruction.

...

And everyday would be half off at Outback Steakhouse.

I so want the title of "Charles Johnson Jr."

(For those who don't get it; (http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/) )

Yay Jesus Freak!

First thing I would do would be to strip Alcar of his admin-status for a while, just for the sake of poetic justice.
Then I'd give OANST the custom title 'baby-eating maniac' cus even after however-many-years-its-been he still infuriates me.
Also I'd probably recolour employee lounge canary yellow cus at the moment its about the dullest place in the forums. Plus the yellow will hopefully end some of the morally corrupt business arrangements and quiet assassinations that are going on in there.
Also, just to really confuse everyone, I'd swap the names of various members with each other, so Rex will be called Alcar, Alcar will be called Mitsur, Mitsur will be called Munch's Master, MM could be Zozo and so on and so forth.
Then I'd ban everyone who didn't vote for me as Forums best writer this year. :devil:
And to finish off I would change the default font of the forums to 'wingdings 3' and go off and laugh to myself for eight hours.

Oh, and I would give Patrick a custom title, probably something along the lines of 'I smell'. Vengence is mine! :p

Ack, evil bitch! :p Not the Wingdings! :goof:

I still want Burial Grounds.

You don't need to try. It already is :p

Alcar...

New action. I'd paste all of ELEMENTOFLOVE's threads into every forum, and show how sick his evil mind worked. :lol:

What did I do to you?

If I had Super-Psychic-Admin-Powers I would finally discover the truth behind Reece/Death/Codek/Mawk/Dino/Wired.

With my mere Super-Admin-Powers, all I could find is that thread Codek created where he put Alcar's head on the body of a pregnant woman.

I would explore the area which is only permitted to those of high status.
I would ban everyone who has joined in the year 2007, considering they are all pricks, and I would ban everyone who, for the life of them, can't have some decent grammar.
Oh, for sure. Second person I would ban.
Oh, please PM me the link.

Okay, one more revision.

Cullen, Spirrow, and Gabiar I would all give the custom title 'Lord of the Rexy-Hater Trinity'

Seriously, why do you guys detest her? Too happy? No naked pictures?

Both, and some.

Back when I was Supreme Über-Overlord Jr, I took the time to put this together:

http://home.comcast.net/~mechawasabi/DinoChain.jpg

Of course, it shouldn't take IP confirmation to tell you any of that. Still, I was just waiting for an excuse to post this again, lest we forget the lessons of the past.

How is it possible that Mawk and Codek each have two seperate IP addresses?

Most users have multiple IP addresses. You, Cullen, have 87. I have 104. With most ISPs, you have a new IP every time you connect to the Internet.

AHAHAHA! It is hidden in EL!

A) You know as well as I do that IP addresses are no proof of anything when we're dealing with AOL.
B) Codek/Death liked me. He even suggested me for a mod at one stage. Dino hated me.

That said, the fact that Dino joined a week before Mawk imploded is a tad suspicious.

Ahh, rape me sideways... I wish I was an Admin for a day.

I shall tear it down an build a new one! I must Moderate it.

Does that mean if they wanted to they could spam this forum up as much as they like without getting an IP ban?

There are other methods of banning that are much more rigid than simple IP banning :p

Alcar...