Granted, but as you put it on, it gets tighter around your neck, and tighter and tighter untill you can't breathe and suffocate to death.
I wish that I had the power to undo my wishes.

Granted, but you unwish the wish you just made, thus not allowing you to unwish anything!

I wish chocolate could be blue and not result in death.

Granted, but eating the chocolate causes you to turn blue for the rest of your life, and in annoying mudokons to constantly ask 'what's wrong?'

I wish I wasn't hungry just now.

wish granted! your stomach shinks to something so small that when you eat dust mites it fills you up but sadly your body can't cope with the lack of food so you die.

I wish this thread made it into the classics thread

*poof* Granted! Unfortunately, people start quoting Shakespeare so much the thread becomes a playwrite spamfest.

I wish I always knew the perfect answer to every question asked of me.

Granted, but every perfect answer you give offends the person you give it to.

I wish you weren't just replying to all these just to get your post count up.

Wish granted. (Not that it applies to me ;))No one posts here anymore, and you realise how much you miss it. In a vain attempt to ressurect it you get flamed by every person seeing as you caused it's destruction in the first place.

I wish people would find out how much their lives rock in comparison to prople and stop complaining.

They do find out, but then they brag about it constantly.

I wish I had a pet Bigfoot.

You do but he accidentaly step's on you.

I wish I chould meet Abe

You meet Abe, but in a horrible fit of rage he kills you and rapes you body.

I wish I had another wish.

You wished for a magic lamp

I wish that i could donate £1,000,000,000 to those in africa

Its all in pennies, you drop it on the natives, they are crushed under the weight. You cause is in vain.

I wish I was a Ninja.

Granted, but you threaten the ninja unkowingly, and as a result, get sliced up by it.

I wish I didn't have to type up this post on this annoying laptop.

Granted! You now have to post on a crappy dail-up connection at the library.

I wish it wasn't so hot here.

Granted, but now it's Artic temperatures.

I wish I could have another wish.

Granted, but you can only use it for either having sex with the Living Tribunal or the Spectre.
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, but that fish turned out to be a rabid, flying, air-breathing catfish out for revenge.

I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

Granted, but then everyone else starts corrupting wishes in the most horrible way possible.

I wish I had a better self-esteem.

Abe has no sexual organs...

You get a better self-esteem, but them you turn into one of those popular school girl jerks.

I wish Abe had sexual organs.

Granted but they soon get so big they explode

I wish I was a glockstar

Why would they get big and explode...? Oh well.

You lose all of your money on a gabbiar can.

I wish I could motivate myself to try and write the next chapter of my Mary-sueXStranger fic.

Granted but you write it all crappy and mess it all up

I wish I had exploeding fart's.

Granted, but you forget to walk away from one.

I wish i was a fly.

Granted but you get chrushed by me

I wish I chould turn into shryskul

You zap everybody around you.

I wish the videos on youtube would load faster on my computer.

Video's on youtube stop loading alltogether
I wish I chould open bird portal's

You go through one and find yourself in a pit full of fleeches...Or fleeches start coming through.

I wish I could dance.

Granted. But now you must do the hustle for all eternity for the entertainment of a homosexual prison escapee with a PeN0rz the size of your leg. :D

I wish that my corruption didn't make me throw up a little.

I don't get it, what's the hustle?

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorro.

(The hustle is an old 70's dance. )

Granted. You get hit by a train that you wouldn't have if you had gone to school.

I wish I hadn't left the forums back in the day and just stayed around. I missed this place :D

Granted. You stay and get banned. Somehow...

I wish I had the universe under the my control and no one could do anything about it and the wish I made was corrupt-proof. That should do it...

Well, in creating the wish that is corrupt proof you automatically lose the privelige of making the wish in the first place as it can't be corrupted and you are left with your hopes and dreams instead.



I wish that Slurp was a real 13 story tall, 10 ton giant monster and couldn't/wouldn't kill me, my family, or my friends... anyone else is fine. ;)

Slurp goes to kill the Earth, and in directly kills you in the process.

I wish that I was a Pirate of the Carribean.

Well everything is sailing smoothly until Davy Jones catches you under Lord Cutler Beckett's orders and you are hung at the gallows... sad way to die eh?




I wish for millions of wishes.

They all get corrupted.

I wish I could electrocute people through the internet that I feel like harming.

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and electrocute yourself while reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner. Cause that is what I'd really like to be.

Granted. I need not corrupt that wish, just don't go around any hungry kids.




I wish wishes couldn't be corrupted.

:)Awesome, I can electrocute myself, and become more emo than I am right now. :)I fail.

Your wish gets corrupted.

I wish I could set stuff on fire.

Granted. A year from now you become too emo for your own good and set yourself on fire while reading your own pathetic fanfictions.

I wish I wasn't so awesome. I am just too awesome.

You get hit by somebody who wouldn't of hit you if you were awesome

I wish I was uber uber populah!!!