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Xavier 05-06-2007 01:14 AM

Wow, got the most respected award again :D
thank you so much guys!!!

congrats to everybody who won or was nominated!

Creepy Doc 05-06-2007 01:42 AM

Congrats to everyone who won and got nominated. :D

Nate 05-06-2007 01:42 AM

Guys, stop complaining.

Snuzi, stop pushing people's buttons.
Abeguy, you weren't irrelevant until you made that post.

Spirrow 05-06-2007 02:30 AM

Nate's teeth still need whitening. He's a rotting cheater. I want stung up by his own dog hair.
(Spirrow's assistants Nate to unconsciousness)
Now get that dog out of here.

But my dear Skillya Glowi didn't win.
(moans in depression)

Congradulations, everyone else who won including Stranger's Maid and Ambi.

Oh, yeah, what the point of winning this whole thing?

Voodoo Hand 05-06-2007 03:53 AM

Good Job
 
How about a round of applause for Wolfpack for another bang up job this year!!

By the numbers:

Abeguy: April 2003 1,967 posts

snuzi : Nov. 2006 1,879 posts

???????? = An attention whore.

snuzi 05-06-2007 03:59 AM

Yes, Wolfpac definitely deserves a round of applause. Great job :D.

And my acquiring a high post count in such a short amount of time does not make me an attention whore. It just means I've got alot to say ;).

Abeguy 05-06-2007 06:13 AM

and for some reason, me saying little makes me an attention whore.
I guess that makes perfect sense, as left is now right, and up is now down, why not?

and I'm not mad about the award, I just wish people don't take what I say so seriously all the time. It'll save you the trouble

OddjobAbe 05-06-2007 08:47 AM

The trouble of what? You're saying you post little? You're an Outlaw Mortar - 1971 posts. I know you've been here over a long period of time, but that's not the point. You seemed to have a lot to say there, didn't you, about Snuzi?
And Snuzi's right - acquiring a high post count in a short time means that you have a lot to say, not that you're an attention-seeker. Now, Snuzi joined November last year, just a couple of months before I joined this year. Had I joined around the same time as Snuzi, I would have had about just one-hundred and fifty more posts than in the two months I've been here, reason being that I don't have much to say that could be of any importance. So, that proves Snuzi right. Can't see much proving you right.

OANST 05-06-2007 09:16 AM

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That's because you're here just to ruin everyone's fun. You're like OANST's long-lost son, except more malicious.


He is not more malicious than I am. You take that back.

Wil 05-06-2007 10:36 AM

I don’t know whether to whack you all around the chops for getting on each other’s tits and arguing about absolutely nothing, or flick the lights on and off while chanting ‘Fight! Fight! Fight!’ then sit back and enjoy the pointless carnage.

What are you actually quibbling over? Post counts?

OddjobAbe 05-06-2007 10:39 AM

No, AbeGuy was complaining about Snuzi posting irrelevant messages (which is untrue, he doesn't). I'm just trying to prove a point, I think Snuzi is too.

Laser 05-06-2007 12:20 PM

whoo well done all!
i'll be trying harder to get mentioned next year so BEWARE!

ziggy 05-06-2007 12:33 PM

Cool, I got a vote! :) Thanks to whoever that was. Congrats to everyone who won something, you should feel special now.

Abeguy 05-06-2007 02:51 PM

Well, I'm just tired of whenever I come to say my mind about something, which was the awards this time, somebody has to swoop in and punch me in the face for practicing free speech, which this time was Snuzi.

If you didn't take my first post in here as a legitimate whine, we wouldn't be here. but since you didn't know it was all in jest, look where we are now?

OANST 05-06-2007 03:11 PM

Do you need a tissue? Freakin' loser. One day, if you try very hard, you can be as cool as me and get not one but two awards.

Actually, I've had four awards over the years.

Loser.

Abeguy 05-06-2007 03:20 PM

lol ^^ thanks OANST, you always know how to make a guy feel better. I'll remember you when I'm a big movie mogul and send you a big check.

used:) 05-06-2007 03:51 PM

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That's because you're here just to ruin everyone's fun. You're like OANST's long-lost son, except more malicious.

Yes, I am the villain. The Hitler. Here to make your "lives" complete misery because I have a greater void of a personality of your own and because I have a one inch penis. Muahaha! *flashes cape with an evil grin*







Nah, I'll stop now.

mitsur 05-06-2007 04:38 PM

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He is not more malicious than I am. You take that back.

I take it back.

He's like you, except hispanic.

Sorry if it seems racist.

Patrick Vykkers 05-06-2007 07:23 PM

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Do you need a tissue? Freakin' loser. One day, if you try very hard, you can be as cool as me and get not one but two awards.

Actually, I've had four awards over the years.

Loser.


http://www.fstdt.com/funnyimages/uploads/468.jpg

Bullet Magnet 05-06-2007 07:36 PM

Good God, can't we have a single forum-related event pass by without a flametard orgy?

Patrick Vykkers 05-06-2007 08:10 PM

Ban all the sanctimonious elitist trolls. That should fix it.

snuzi 05-06-2007 08:15 PM

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No, AbeGuy was complaining about Snuzi posting irrelevant messages (which is untrue, he doesn't). I'm just trying to prove a point, I think Snuzi is too.

Actually, I was complaining about him posting irrelevent replies, and then he somehow got the idea that my posts are irrelevent.

And yes, whenever I start shit with someone, it's because I'm trying to prove a point. Not because I'm looking to piss someone off. I enjoy basking in the eternal hilarity that is angering and insulting people as much as the next guy, but quite frankly, just sucker punching someone with an insult would not only be pointless and stupid, but much too simple.

And how the hell did we get into this conversation?

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Cool, I got a vote! :) Thanks to whoever that was. Congrats to everyone who won something, you should feel special now.

You're welcome ;). I'm surprised you didn't get more votes for the Best Artist category. Your stuff is really amazing :).

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Well, I'm just tired of whenever I come to say my mind about something, which was the awards this time, somebody has to swoop in and punch me in the face for practicing free speech, which this time was Snuzi.

There you go again. Bitching. If you put your ego on hold for a moment, you'll see that you kinda instigated this entire arguement with your nobody-voted-for-me nonsense.

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Good God, can't we have a single forum-related event pass by without a flametard orgy?

I suppose not, unfortunately. But you must admit that it does make things all the more interesting :p.

Abeguy 05-06-2007 08:57 PM

see, I've tried to be quiet to let things die down, but why won't you let it die, Snuzi, Why?

snuzi 05-06-2007 09:41 PM

Well, because I felt I needed to explain a few things first. But I'm done now, so...

Strike Witch 05-07-2007 02:28 AM

:)


End Of.

Abeguy 05-07-2007 04:28 AM

*awkward silence*

Mojo 05-07-2007 10:46 AM

Well, at least I got nominated this year. Thanks Nate ^_^.

Hobo 05-07-2007 11:27 AM

3 awards. Wow i rock. I'm annoying, insane and eccentric. Fuck you all.

moxco 05-07-2007 11:58 AM

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How about a round of applause for Wolfpack for another bang up job this year!!

By the numbers:

Abeguy: April 2003 1,967 posts

snuzi : Nov. 2006 1,879 posts

???????? = An attention whore.

I got good numbers!

ost of them came from arguing with snuzi though....

OANST 05-07-2007 12:30 PM

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Ban all the sanctimonious elitist trolls. That should fix it.

You're leaving? Darn it.

Majic 05-07-2007 04:03 PM

I didn't win anything. I demand a recount. A recount, damnit! C'mon, I could've at least won "The Oddworld Forums Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator." Bastards. Go burn.

Patrick Vykkers 05-07-2007 04:45 PM

You have my vote for "Most Badass Avatar".
And OANST, your avatar is ridiculously well chosen.

snuzi 05-07-2007 05:10 PM

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ost of them came from arguing with snuzi though....

Yeah, I'd hate to break it to you, but we don't argue. You project ignorance, and I point it out. It's as simple as that. I honestly doubt that you have the ability to argue a point.

Nate 05-07-2007 05:15 PM

Okay, next person to post on anything other than the awards gets an infraction.

Wil 05-08-2007 09:08 AM

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I didn't win anything. I demand a recount. A recount, damnit! C'mon, I could've at least won "The Oddworld Forums Member Who'd Make a Good Moderator." Bastards. Go burn.

Haven’t you already been a moderator at some point?

Munch's Master 05-08-2007 10:38 AM

^Yes he has. I think it was just the Hobo-brand of sarcasm there from Majic.

Majic 05-08-2007 06:38 PM

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Haven’t you already been a moderator at some point?

...maybe...

That's why I'd make a good one. It doesn't specify past experience:p

Bullet Magnet 05-09-2007 05:13 AM

Or maybe there is a reason for why we refer to your moderator status in the past tense :p

Wolfpac 05-10-2007 05:03 PM

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Is it just me, or am I always the target of attempted rape by some fictional OW character at these award things?

*shudder*

Sorry it was too tempting not to. And besides I have a feeling that no one reads those intros anyway.

And Havoc, this year you were the first person to knock of me from the Best Topic Creator award, which means there is only one person to go perfect 5 years straight. So does that mean that you will knock off Max the Mug for his "Oddworld Forums Member With The Best Oddworld Knowledge Award" next year? Better start studying.

Wil 05-11-2007 12:31 AM

There is only one noise I can possibly produce to express my thoughts on that, and that noise is: pffffft. :p