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Abeguy 05-01-2007 01:26 PM

exactly, I'm not a christian

Mutual Friend 05-01-2007 03:06 PM

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So how exactly is a religion based around viewing of the self as the most important thing and striving for such hedonism as "good" NOT narcissistic?

Because we, like, contain the whole universe inside of us.

I actually believe that. :)

Patrick Vykkers 05-01-2007 04:05 PM

Your a pantheist?

Abeguy 05-01-2007 09:11 PM

Y'know, I've always wondered if all the world I live in is all in my head, and in the "real" world, I'm hooked up to a machine, being studied by scientists. They're fascinated with my vast mind and brain power, which is extremely hindered here, in my "mental" world, which all of this world exists...including you.


That's just a fun little thought I have from time to time.

another is the idea that some Indian kid over in...India...is somewhat possessed by my spirit, as to say he's doing the exact same thing I am...with props or not. So say I'm sitting here typing this, and over in India, a family is watching their son lay on his back, or creepier yet, floating as if sitting in a chair...twiddling his fingers and changing glances between his hands and the empty space in front of him.

I have an active imagination...>.>

Bullet Magnet 05-01-2007 09:25 PM

It's not something frequently spoken about, but everyone I've talked to about private mind-wanderings have come up with that or their own variations of them.

It seems maddening thoughts like these are common to us all.

Xavier 05-01-2007 10:55 PM

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"Satanism" is a misnomer. Satanists don't actually worship Satan; they just reject the Christian church.

Yup

And just to make everything clear (thanks for the photo Havoc :p) I don't think I'm in that path anymore, it's a bit childish.

I have no clue what I realy am at the moment, so that's why I voted "other".

Havoc 05-02-2007 12:53 AM

I can see what you mean by it being childish, it's like a kid doing the exact opposite of what is expected of it just to be stubborn instead of just saying 'no'. Then again in this particular instance it does make for a good laugh because I still laugh my ass off at that picture.

Havoc

Laser 05-02-2007 07:59 AM

hmm well my family isn't religous at all but when i'm older i'm going to be a buddhist (hopefully) but i didn't have a clue what the difference between those 2 buddisms were so i went other

Patrick Vykkers 05-02-2007 12:58 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahayana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theravada

SeaRex 05-02-2007 01:15 PM

Who voted Sufi? I will end you. :p

Havoc 05-02-2007 01:34 PM

Hobo, who else?

Bullet Magnet 05-02-2007 06:35 PM

Ha! I finally worked out what I am. I am an "ignostic atheist". So that is a cross between an agnostic atheist, being someone who knows that the existence or nonexistence of god or gods cannot be proved or disproved but doesn't believe in any, and "ignosticism".

This is the branch of agnosticism that I find both fitting and hilarious, in which the view is that the question of the existence of a transcendent God is meaningless because the terms are "clearly nonfalsifiable" and "basically unintelligible". The statement "God exists" is not a proposition, a statement which can be true or false, but is instead as nonsensical as "All mimsy were the borogroves".

Killy 05-11-2007 03:41 PM

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Christian- Catholic
Christian- Protestant
Christian- Other (JW, Christadelphian, Mormon, et al)
Is this a joke? Other? Ever heard of the Orthodox church? There should be at least 4 categories based on Christianity. Protestant, Catholic, Orthodox and Other. I'm only saying this because the Orthodox branch is rather big, at least in comparison to any other minor Christian group of followers.

So yeah, I guess I've made it pretty obvious what I am. I'm Christian (Serbian) Orthodox. I used to be relatively religious when I was younger, but it kind of faded away with school taking up too much time and alot of other things. However, lately, I've been very interested in going to church again, so I might just do that.

IloveHammy! 05-11-2007 07:03 PM

I am a Christ following girl, living only to serve Him. He is my everything. I've had a lot of harassment because I live for the one true God (especially on here), but I have not given up, and I never will. God is forgiving and powerful, graceful and wonderful, loving and kind, and that's only a small list of all that He is. He is the only way.

Patrick Vykkers 05-11-2007 09:12 PM

Technically, then, you should be placed under "Christianity- Other" (Unless you are a Catholic or Protestant)

mitsur 05-11-2007 10:02 PM

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I am a Christ following girl, living only to serve Him. He is my everything. I've had a lot of harassment because I live for the one true God (especially on here), but I have not given up, and I never will. God is forgiving and powerful, graceful and wonderful, loving and kind, and that's only a small list of all that He is. He is the only way.


Yes, yes, that's all well and good.

Ugh, I'm sorry. I'm just tired of people who talk like you just typed. They come up to you, and starting talking in this way that seems to basically say, "Convert, or I'll kill you."

Hammy, I see how you have a devout belief in God, but you can't really technically say He is the only way. There's other religons out there, and all of them have about the same proof to their validity as your does:

A book.

I'm not trying to spark a religious debate here, (Okay, yes, I am) but I see the common Christian view that theirs is the only way is a bit ignorant, since there's plenty of religions with basically the same idea, just different names for the Big Guy.

I apologize if this has offended you, for you seem to be a decent person who is smart enough to type out an opinion, unlike some people here.

But I have no view toward any religion, except for maybe the occasional 'Allah Akbar' for jokes and such.

Thus, like Bullet in another topic, I am apathy incarnate when it comes to religion.

Marvak 05-11-2007 10:57 PM

I'm atheist. When I was really little, my school used to teach Religous Education (particularly Christian) and I used to belive. I guess it faded away when I got more interested in science books (I was the only one in my year 5 class who enjoyed reading Encyclopaedia Britannica) and I ditched the ideas of this big powerful fella creating everything, for the ideas of evolutionism and the big bang etc. Why? Be cause it made so much more sense.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not the sort of person who thinks everyone who believes in a God is an idiot. I'm sure everyone who does has reasons, just as I have my reasons not to.

Patrick Vykkers 05-12-2007 01:33 AM

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Yes, yes, that's all well and good.
*snip*

So you define a religion with a personal triune deity with a son (Christian) as having the same deity as a religion with a deity with no son (Islam), an impersonal, nature based deity (Native American and many other pagan beliefs), a complete question mark (Buddhism), a multitude of deities (most pagan religions, Hinduism), a malevolent deity (Luciferianism, Maltheism), and an impersonal cosmic force (Deism).

Killy 05-12-2007 04:42 AM

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Technically, then, you should be placed under "Christianity- Other" (Unless you are a Catholic or Protestant)
I don't know who you were replying to, but seeing as you can't change the poll settings right now, I'll have to place myself in the Other category. I'm just saying, don't forget that almost half of Europe - and certain parts of the Middle-East, not to forget all of Russia and Ukraine, are Orthodox countries - that's alot of followers, you know. It can't possibly be overlooked and thought of as a minority among the various Christian sub-religions.

Munch's Master 05-12-2007 08:59 AM

Patrick, a point about Hinduism- they believe there is only one God (Brahman, I think) but there are 4 main aspects of him- Vishnu, Sheeva, and 2 others who I forget the names of, and then thousands of other aspects of him, the most known of which is of course Ganesh. So 1 god, lots of manifestations.

Before you ask how I know this, I was good at RE classes when I was younger.

Nate 05-12-2007 06:56 PM

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I don't know who you were replying to, but seeing as you can't change the poll settings right now, I'll have to place myself in the Other category. I'm just saying, don't forget that almost half of Europe - and certain parts of the Middle-East, not to forget all of Russia and Ukraine, are Orthodox countries - that's alot of followers, you know. It can't possibly be overlooked and thought of as a minority among the various Christian sub-religions.

You're right. I think the issue here is that the Orthodox churches aren't so well-represented outside Europe. Patrick Vykkers lives in New Zealand so he couldn't be expected to include them.

Patrick Vykkers 05-12-2007 06:58 PM

Actually, I do know about the Orthies. I merely forgot to include them. After all, how many Sufis, or any Muslims do you think there are in NZ?

IloveHammy! 05-12-2007 07:12 PM

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Technically, then, you should be placed under "Christianity- Other" (Unless you are a Catholic or Protestant)

Well, I go to Ewtonville Baptist Church, so I guess you could say I'm Baptist. I like Church of God too though.

Patrick Vykkers 05-12-2007 07:30 PM

Then, my dear, you fit under "Christian-Protestant", as the Baptists are a subdivision of the Protestant section of the Christian religion.

IloveHammy! 05-12-2007 07:33 PM

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Yes, yes, that's all well and good.

Ugh, I'm sorry. I'm just tired of people who talk like you just typed. They come up to you, and starting talking in this way that seems to basically say, "Convert, or I'll kill you."

Hammy, I see how you have a devout belief in God, but you can't really technically say He is the only way. There's other religons out there, and all of them have about the same proof to their validity as your does:

A book.

I'm not trying to spark a religious debate here, (Okay, yes, I am) but I see the common Christian view that theirs is the only way is a bit ignorant, since there's plenty of religions with basically the same idea, just different names for the Big Guy.

I apologize if this has offended you, for you seem to be a decent person who is smart enough to type out an opinion, unlike some people here.

But I have no view toward any religion, except for maybe the occasional 'Allah Akbar' for jokes and such.

Thus, like Bullet in another topic, I am apathy incarnate when it comes to religion.

True followers of Christ never say, "Convert or I'll kill you". That's not the way to lead someone to God. You have a choice to make...YOU. You can choose to be happy or sad, go to Heaven or Hell. It's either one or the other. Life (God) or Death (Satan). The choice is YOURS to make.

Christianity is a lot different from other religions. First of all, God hates religion. He only wants a true, sincere relationship with Him. Secondly, His word has a meaningful verse for every heartache, desire, and really any and every occasion. There is no other book on earth like it, nor will there ever be. If you would just take the time to read it, you'd see what I mean. Sure, it's hard to understand sometimes, but we can never fully understand Him. We ARE meant to draw closer to Him though. He loves us and is always ready to forgive, no matter what we've done.

I've done some pretty horrible things in this life, but God forgave me and changed me, most of all, He saved me. I haven't been the same since. He is so unexplainably wonderful and moving.... He's just too much... too beautiful to describe!!! Tears are coming to my eyes right now, telling you this. Trust me, He's like none other. He wants to change you and save you, just like He did me. Isn't that great?! He sent His only Son to die for us, so that we could live forever in Heaven with Him. I want you to go to Heaven too. I love you, even though I've never met you. I know you have a soul. I just want what's best for you, and God is definitely the BEST!

Please don't take any of this as an offense; I am only trying to help you. I'm not saying you have to accept Christ, that's your decision. I just had to tell you this. And, if you ever get to seriously thinking about what I've said, just talk to me about it. I'll be glad to listen and I'll try my hardest to explain any questions you may have. :)

Patrick Vykkers 05-12-2007 07:44 PM

How can God hate religion if by definition believing in him (Cry me a river, feminists) requires at least some form of religion? If by religion you mean ORGANIZED religion, then that's understandable, but a church is an organized religion, so you kinda should get out of something God hates.

mitsur 05-12-2007 07:51 PM

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True followers of Christ never say, "Convert or I'll kill you". That's not the way to lead someone to God. You have a choice to make...YOU. You can choose to be happy or sad, go to Heaven or Hell. It's either one or the other. Life (God) or Death (Satan). The choice is YOURS to make.

Christianity is a lot different from other religions. First of all, God hates religion. He only wants a true, sincere relationship with Him. Secondly, His word has a meaningful verse for every heartache, desire, and really any and every occasion. There is no other book on earth like it, nor will there ever be. If you would just take the time to read it, you'd see what I mean. Sure, it's hard to understand sometimes, but we can never fully understand Him. We ARE meant to draw closer to Him though. He loves us and is always ready to forgive, no matter what we've done.

I've done some pretty horrible things in this life, but God forgave me and changed me, most of all, He saved me. I haven't been the same since. He is so unexplainably wonderful and moving.... He's just too much... too beautiful to describe!!! Tears are coming to my eyes right now, telling you this. Trust me, He's like none other. He wants to change you and save you, just like He did me. Isn't that great?! He sent His only Son to die for us, so that we could live forever in Heaven with Him. I want you to go to Heaven too. I love you, even though I've never met you. I know you have a soul. I just want what's best for you, and God is definitely the BEST!

Please don't take any of this as an offense; I am only trying to help you. I'm not saying you have to accept Christ, that's your decision. I just had to tell you this. And, if you ever get to seriously thinking about what I've said, just talk to me about it. I'll be glad to listen and I'll try my hardest to explain any questions you may have. :)

I never said they said, "Convert or I'll kill you." They just talk as if I'm killing myself if I don't covert.

It's just the way people tried to convert me, guilt-tripping me and all. It annoys me.

It's great that you can be happy, Hammy. I just don't see it the same way as you.

snuzi 05-12-2007 08:18 PM

Ugh, I promised myself that I'd leave this topic alone, but this is just picking at me now.

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True followers of Christ never say, "Convert or I'll kill you". That's not the way to lead someone to God. You have a choice to make...YOU. You can choose to be happy or sad, go to Heaven or Hell. It's either one or the other. Life (God) or Death (Satan). The choice is YOURS to make.

Actually, what they say is pretty much the equivalent of "Convert or I'll kill you". Some of them have a tendancy to tell you what a horrible person you are and that if you don't repent for those acts and choose their religion, you'll be thrown into an a pit of eternal suffering.

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Christianity is a lot different from other religions.

Christianity is basically the same as any other religion. Everyone worships pretty much the same god. The only difference is that that particular god goes by different names (God, Shiva, Allah, Jehovah, etc.).

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Secondly, His word has a meaningful verse for every heartache, desire, and really any and every occasion. There is no other book on earth like it, nor will there ever be. If you would just take the time to read it, you'd see what I mean. Sure, it's hard to understand sometimes, but we can never fully understand Him. We ARE meant to draw closer to Him though. He loves us and is always ready to forgive, no matter what we've done.

"His word" isn't technically his word. The bible was written by human beings, meaning that, there is a very high chance that "his word" could ahve been misconstrued and altered by them. For example, I believe that the whole "God hates homosexuals" bit was added int here by a homophobic apostle.

Also, if you would take the time to read the torah, or the koran, you'd notice that they deal with pretty much the same values, and try to teach the same things. They try to teach others to be decent human beings in order for life to be enjoyable for each and everyone of us, whether we be rich or poor, good people or evil ones. They're all basically guidebooks to being a decent human being. Don't ignorantly proclaim that your bible is the best one out there, when you haven't delved into the many others that have been written.

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I've done some pretty horrible things in this life, but God forgave me and changed me, most of all, He saved me. I haven't been the same since. He is so unexplainably wonderful and moving.... He's just too much... too beautiful to describe!!! Tears are coming to my eyes right now, telling you this. Trust me, He's like none other. He wants to change you and save you, just like He did me. Isn't that great?! He sent His only Son to die for us, so that we could live forever in Heaven with Him. I want you to go to Heaven too. I love you, even though I've never met you. I know you have a soul. I just want what's best for you, and God is definitely the BEST!

Everyone has done some horrible things in their lives, myself included. But you don't need a religious figure to forgive you for them. All you need is to be a coherent enough person to realize that you've made mistakes, but those mistakes shouldn't prevent you from enjoying your life. That's basically what the belief in god is: a way of convincing oneself that no matter what horrid act one may do, there is always hope to learn from that act, and become a better person despite it. Faith is a motivational tool for becomming a better person, for those who feel that they themselves do not have the ability to do so on their own.

And once again, God is like many others. Stop being so goddamn closed-minded to other religions, and pick up another religion's holy book before making such judgements.

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Please don't take any of this as an offense; I am only trying to help you.

It's kind of hard not to take offense when you downsize other people's religions in such an ignorant manner.

Look, you have every right to believe in whatever you want. But please, just don't tell everyone else that they're wrong just because they don't believe the same thing that you do. Your beliefs are about as valid as the rest of ours. We all have equal proof about what's out there and what created us: close to nil.

Patrick Vykkers 05-12-2007 08:28 PM

I agree with some of your points, but the Qur'an does not teach people to be decent by any standard of humanity. See my sig.

And before someone makes the inevitable "But the OT has bad stuff too!" kneejerk; from an ATHEIST SITE (http://dwindlinginunbelief.blogspot....-or-quran.html) and another (http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Pa...n-Violence.htm)

snuzi 05-12-2007 08:37 PM

You have a point. Perhaps the koran wasn't the best example.

Alright, almost every holy book out there teaches people how to be decent human beings.

Patrick Vykkers 05-12-2007 08:47 PM

Alright, I can agree to that. But in many ways, they diverge on the little points. But yes, they are indeed mostly about devotion to their respective deity/ies. Also, all religions simply cannot simultaneously be equally valid, any more than evolution and young Terra creationism can be both true. They are either all false (atheism) or one is true.

Nate 05-12-2007 10:11 PM

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I've done some pretty horrible things in this life, but God forgave me and changed me, most of all, He saved me. I haven't been the same since.

How do you know that He's forgiven you? His ways are inneffable and cannot be guessed at by man.

Seems a bit of chutzpah to put words in his mouth.

Havoc 05-13-2007 03:55 AM

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True followers of Christ never say, "Convert or I'll kill you". That's not the way to lead someone to God. You have a choice to make...YOU. You can choose to be happy or sad, go to Heaven or Hell. It's either one or the other. Life (God) or Death (Satan). The choice is YOURS to make.

And you don't see the contradiction in what you just said? Damn...

It's not "Convert or I'll kill you!". It's "Convert or you'll go to hell!".

As it is written in the bible, the basics of the Christian religion is this:

God loves you, cares about you and tries to make you a good person so you can go to heaven and he loves you because you believe in him... but he'll throw you in hell if you don't.

More clear: God says: Either you believe in me... or you go to hell. Either you believe what I have said... or you go to hell.

That's blackmail... yea thats great, living your life being blackmailed. Absolutely f*cking fantastic.

Havoc

IloveHammy! 05-13-2007 05:14 AM

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How do you know that He's forgiven you? His ways are inneffable and cannot be guessed at by man.

Seems a bit of chutzpah to put words in his mouth.

How do I know He's fogiven me? Because I feel it in my heart. It's not like any other feeling. You who are downing me and trying to change me will most definitely not. I am sticking to God forever. I wish you would too. He has the power to truly change you. Other things simply cannot do what He does.

Now, I'm just gonna ignore what you all are saying to me, because God doesn't want me to be sad 24/7. But, however, if any of you want the beautiful change I have, give me a pm. I will be very happy to lead you to the true God.

used:) 05-13-2007 07:07 AM

I guess I'm technically nonreligious in the sense I don't believe in any particular god or something, but I do believe in symbols and other stuff that could be considered purely cooincidental. Meh, I really don't know to be honest. I have bills to pay...

One thing I have to say is that any "god" or higher power that would send a person who lived a life of only 80 so years and did some bad shit to an eternal hellfire is complete bullshit. What the **** kind of "infinately compassionate" being would send someone to a lake of fire for all eternity for one or two slip ups that weren't prayed away? You shouldn't have to good out of fear, you should do it out of acquired good will and ethics, and prayer shouldn't be what repents for your wrongs, it should be taking action to correct what you did wrong. I suppose a temporary hell is a better option, like in Hinduism where you stay in hell until all of your bad karma is used up and then you're reborn to get a second chance.

Havoc 05-13-2007 08:53 AM

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How do I know He's fogiven me? Because I feel it in my heart. It's not like any other feeling. You who are downing me and trying to change me will most definitely not. I am sticking to God forever. I wish you would too. He has the power to truly change you. Other things simply cannot do what He does.

Now, I'm just gonna ignore what you all are saying to me, because God doesn't want me to be sad 24/7. But, however, if any of you want the beautiful change I have, give me a pm. I will be very happy to lead you to the true God.

1. The only person who can change you is yourself. If you want to believe you are so worthless that you need an invisible idiot in space who never shows his face to change yourself then go right ahead but keep your delusions to yourself please.

2. I can do what god does. I can write a book, come up with a nice story based somewhat on reality and somewhat of hope and giving it a few thousand years I'll have myself a religion. Cool huh?

3. Do NOT, and I mean NOT, ever AGAIN, try to rub your christianity off on other people or try to convert them on this forum. While I am here that is not allowed, period. Keep your delusions to yourself, if you want to live a dream thats fine but keep other people out of it!!

Havoc

OddjobAbe 05-13-2007 11:06 AM

I'm atheist. I don't believe in God. I think it's all a load of crap.

Although, I could be currently following a religion named Jediaism. I have a lightsaber, and am strong with the force.

snuzi 05-13-2007 11:08 AM

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How do I know He's fogiven me? Because I feel it in my heart. It's not like any other feeling. You who are downing me and trying to change me will most definitely not. I am sticking to God forever. I wish you would too. He has the power to truly change you. Other things simply cannot do what He does.

Now, I'm just gonna ignore what you all are saying to me, because God doesn't want me to be sad 24/7. But, however, if any of you want the beautiful change I have, give me a pm. I will be very happy to lead you to the true God.

Ugh, do you know what the feeling really is? It's you realizing that despite what you've done, you have the power to change yourself and even be a better person as a result. And you know what else? You don't need God to be a better person. You can do it on your own. The only difference between you and the other people out there, is that they are mature enough to understand that they alone can change themselves and forgive themselves for whatever atrocities they've committed. They don't need an invisible parental-figure hovering over them, threatetning to banish them into a realm of eternal suffering to motivate them to be decent people.

You are pathetic, I'm sorry. You're ignoring us because you know that we just might have a point. You know that there are flaws in your religion, and what's more, you know that if you keep replying to us, you'll expose them. If you were brave enough to continue replying to us, and expressing your opinions (which really wouldn't be yours at all, but the supposed opinions of your all-knowing imaginary friend), then I'd have the utmost respect for you, regardless of whether or not I agreed with you. But the fact that you won't even discuss this out of fear of realizing that yours isn't the only way jsut completely eliminated whatever respect there was.

Oh, and Havoc, that bit about Christianity being a kind of blackmail is genius. I've never looked at it that way before.

Bullet Magnet 05-13-2007 11:31 AM

There is an atheist stereotype being reinforced here that I don't much like.

Munch's Master 05-13-2007 11:58 AM

ILH, you say we can't change you but you can convert us? Pure hypocrisy. I'm not bashing you for being religious, that's fine if you are, but don't be hypocritical and try and convert anybody here, it won't work and will just cause anger.

But by the same token, snuzi, don't go saying you're right ILH is wrong. Nobody knows what is right or wrong about the universe. Nobody. Not Hammy, not me, not you.