You were fed mis information. I'll invite you to some sexy time with me and Rajah sometime so you can see for yourself.

Oh come on. Doctors have all kinds of nifty things, including a horse with a rope attatched to it. I swear you'll enjoy the moment where you get to poke that hot iron in the horse's ass.

Havoc

BEST. EVER.

Sorry to interrupt...
 

I'm sorry to interrupt, but I didn't really create this topic to hear about Havoc f***ing tigers.

Bestiality is WRONG, people. WRONG WRONG WRONGITY WRONG.

What'd you know? Maybe he's actually a real god/tiger sent to this world to rule mankind... Or I'm just making stuff up... (although I don't know how can he reply so fast since he's got paws)

Neh it's good. Especially with a tiger it's a lot rougher, tighter and more intense. You should really try it sometime, you won't want it any other way ;).

But yea, getting back on topic might help. Mankind will kill itself indeed.

Havoc

Please, feel free to point me in the direction of these theories, because right now I'm thinking of a thing called the carbon cycle.

Humanity has doomed itself (IMO)

It sure will
 

The mankind sure will wipe itself out! If not, then I'm gonna walk from door to door killing anyone who doesn't think the same way as I do, then throw em in a pit and burn them, and in the end throw a nuclear bomb! Cause I've had enough of idiots I have to stand every single day and see about them on the news and hear them on the radio... (you get my point...)

http://magazine.carleton.ca/2005_Spring/1535.htm

You have a screw loose, my friend. If the idiocy of others, along with your arrogance, is enough to drive you to kill random people, then you should honestly get some help.

Not really
 

I didn't mean that seriously! But I can get like my avatar sometimes... UUUUGGHHH!!! I hate all kinds of nastyness in this world! It makes me mad as hell! That's exactly how I felt at the moment while posting that (usually) not true post.
And it is true...
I do have some screws loose, but my brutality screws are all in place!

Well, if you weren't serious, why didn't you state that instead of making everyone believe you were some emotionally-unstable child?

Not!
 

I'm not a child. I'm actually a mentally mature teenager with the insomniatic complex that makes me nervous (I stay up till 7 am)and my screws turn because of my mp3 headphones that are not compatible with my inner ear structure. As for my avatar, he's quite brutal, but I look up to his partner.

Have you EVER heard of anyone listening to TEKKEN 3 or Oddworld soundtrack on his mp3?
I guess not. That should explain exactly which of my screws are loose...

Whatever you say, dude. And I never said anything about Max's "brutality".

Wait, you look up to a cartoon character?

And yes, I have heard of that. I myself listen to the Oddworld soundtrack as well as many other video game soundtracks from time to time.

This is a most interesting topic to read while listening to Mad World....

Back on topic, I'd preferably have humans all kill themselves in the most spectacular way possible.

Y'know, like a meteor shows up and everyone either goes insane and chaos sows the planet, or everyone desperately converts to a religion (except for Havoc) to save themselves before the end. Or a combo of the two.

Other interesting endings could be a horrible zombie plauge, robots rise up, an ancient curse kills everyone, nuclear war, and so on.

If I had to pick one specific way to kill everyone, though, I'd probably choose something ridiculous, such as everyone suddenly seeing Havoc f*cking tigers in their mind 24/7 or maybe making MoxCo take over the educational system and slowly retarding each succesive generation until he is the only semi-smart person left on Earth. Or Erath. Whatever.

I didn't say anything... I was just making a note... As I like to look up to Sam I listen to every word he says, memorize it, and then baffle everyone in school with my Sam-impersonating under achieved multiply colored lines baked on toast and served with orange juice(LOL-read it fast to make it sound more funny).
And he's not a cartoon character... More of a comic/video game/cartoon character.(you pick)
But I never thought anyone would listen to the same thing I listen to...

EDIT:Forgot to mention one thing:I still play Driver 2 despite the fact that I have a fully functional (ok, maybe not so functional)PC and (a fully functional)PS 2...

Surely abortion is just another form of population control?

I quite disagree; religion may well be the excuse for the end of the human race (though I doubt it, given the increasingly atheistic western world) but if it didn't exist humans would just find a different reason to fight each other.

Yeh
 

I think of Sam&Max as game characters. It's a good game too!
Wanna see what's the game like?
Search on youtube for a cool trailer called:Sam and Max E3 2006 Trailer

We will kill ourselves through our greed and stupidity. I say thank God, humans dont deserve this planet and we should have never been created, as all we do is destroy and take without returning, so maybe I should curse God as He or She made these monsters:Humans

Hey a religious guy which does not agree with everything god does. I honestly say that that's the very first time I see that happening. Go you! :D

Nate: It's not so much about the fighting religious wars but more about the ignorance religion brings along with it. For example; if we would have another great plague kind of epidemic which would quickly start to wipe out half the planet, you just know there's going to be a few idiots saying it's god's will and that we should let it happen. Add that in with a country like America where church and state or no longer two different things and all health services promptly have a stand down order and orders not to do any research to stop the plague. Result: entire country will go extinct, slowly dragging every religious sick guy with them until only less then a tenth of the worlds population is left over who are not stupid enough to want to die for some book and did do some research and found a way to stop it. Then when it's over the remaining people will start a nuclear war over all the countries that have been wiped out and will kill the rest of the population. Then the world will be empty and the second coming of Jezus will come. He'd look around and he'd be like;

"Well damn... DAD! These people are dead too! Take me to the next planet!"

Havoc

Oh, yeah
 

I just remembered something... How could global warming kill us? With theright protection from the sun nothing can happen. Besides, it's better to have a global warming than another ice age...

Global warming can lead to another ice age...

I don't know how in details but it can somehow...

Havoc

Bugger that: go to http://www.telltalegames.com/ and actually buy the new Sam & Max games.

Seriously. No.

You really don't know any religious people do you? Being religious is not mutually exclusive with intelligence. In fact, some of the most intelligent people I know are extremely religious. In addition, most religions in the world follow some sort of "God helps those who helps themselves" principle. People are commanded to seek medical and any other type of help they can get.

What's more, I think you'll find that your average person is a lot less strict than even they think they are. The moment their health or comfort is threatened, you'll see how quickly they compromise their values. That's precisely what I meant about the increasing atheism of the western world.

I did!
 

I have the first part-Culture shock! And all the demos! Though I can't pass Abe Lincoln must die, I am stuck at that guard dude.

Yea but I'm not talking about present day religion. I'm talking about what it will evolve in over the course of a few hundred years if the current trend keeps up.

Havoc

That scenario sounds exactly like the one in The Stand by Stephen King.

Reading, are we?

umm. i could wright you all a novle about how we are gonna wipe humanity off the map . . . but to summerise i say . . . YES!!!!

You know, not all humans are monsters. Plus, how boring would life be if everything was peaceful?

Actually no. I never read any Stephan King.

Havoc

Rexy, you're a bitch. Calm down.
Havoc, you're sick.

I hope to God that's not serious, or you're a dead man.

I notice Cullen is no longer the guy he was when he first came. Where did the goodness go?

Ah, finally somebody throws a snotty response at Rexy. Yes you are.
And kitties tend to chuck up loads of sick on your furniture so I can't blame Havoc for trying(says he's been paying attention to his cats).

Fort-whatever your name is, your a human, too, though you talk like you're
the great Creator who stares down on everyone.

Mitsur, Cullens becoming a man, and a man needs to expand brain occasionally.

Uh, it was kinda serious, I guess. I'm just really sick of the stuff the goes down here. Where did the goodness go, exactly. It's changed so much. Mitsur, you can attest to that.
The reason that I said that to Rexy is because, Rexy, you are a bitch.
And I said that to Havoc because he is now admitting to it. And whether or not it's true, he's wanting to make it sound true. Which is sick.

Why are we suddenly talking about Rexy being a bitch and my sexuality being sick?

Havoc

I haven't the slightest clue. This topic has been taking some wild left turns lately, hasn't it?

Ten characters.

NOT!
 

I'm not the guy who looks down...
I'm the guy who actually sees, not only looks!

What the hell are you talking about? That had absolutely nothing to do with what anyone said.

THERE! it does say exactly what I meant...

Again, you should have clarified what the hell you were talking about in the first place.

I'll try in the future...
I'm still new here...