Because you died with me and we're both in the same afterlife server.
If i'm dead and the Earth is gone, then why is mars not the blue planet? |
A: Because doesn't want to be.
Q: Why did Hitler and Charlie Chaplin have the same kind of moustache? |
Because they're secret lovers.
Explode? |
A: Not yet.
Q: You like 'splosions, don't ya? |
A: Is that so wrong? :crying:
Q: Could you sniff your eye back in? It's drooping. |
If only. Still more pepper to come.
Who wants some boomstick? |
Ow right! Gimmie some :D
'Splodey things are kwl... Right? |
That depends on a lot of factors.
Q: Why am I posting in a thread with an IQ level as low as this? |
Like ya got anything better to do, homeskillet?
Q:If I call you homeskillet will you call me homeslice? |
A. Absolutely positively yes.
Q. Why does magic9mushroom brush his teeth with feces? |
Because he wants his dog to lick him on his right arm.
Liek, Y R so mny Peplz bshing B00sh? I meen, hez not dum. Lyk, lolzerz. :):):):):):):):):)::::) !!!111!!!!!!!11!! |
A: :spam:
Q: Human skulls: a collector's item? |
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K then.
Very much so! *kills sister for skull* Melon or WaterMelon? |
A. MelonWater
Q. If Steve Irwin died, who are crocodiles going to eat? |
Your face.
Poisonous fish, or fish made of poison? |
A. Poisoin made of fish.
Q. E'l Scrabino or Snuzi? |
Hmm.... neither.
Moxco. Executive or... a bag of habaneros? |
Aww you didn't pick me :crying:
Moxie Orange, Apple, Banana, Red, Pink, Green, or Aqua? |
Aqua because I like to drink Pepsi.
Is there a master formulator of the stupid questions? |
Yes. That is me! Fwafwafwa...
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, and everyone wants to know where Peter piper put the pickled peppers that he picked. So why does the Electric car burn when you throw a 72" T.V on it? |
A. It burns because you chose me :).
Q. Were do babies come from? |
Ask your Mother.
w00t, root, shoot, boot, or moot? |
A: None of the above.
Q: Yes, no, maybe so? |
A. So, no, maybe yes.
Q. Who would you perfer a kiss from? http://www.shoposhop.com/images/indian-models.jpg Or http://www.emro.who.int/lebanon/pictures/old%20lady.jpg |
A: Neither. I prefer a kiss from my girlfriend :).
Q: O & A Party Rock? |
A: Nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again!
Q: Can you explain the Whole Sort Of General Mish Mash to me? |
A: No
Q. Who is the 5th doctors twiced removed cousin? |
A: Charles Manson.
Q: When will the world end? |
Rest assured, the day the world's IQ drops a few more percentage points is still a few weeks away.
You don't believe me, do you? |
Maybe o do, maybe i don't. That's for me to know and for you to be suspicious about :P.
Off the edge or onto the water? |
A. Off the edge for reasons I don't feel like explaining.
Q. Oanst or April D? |
A: OANST.
Q: Who are you, really? |
A: If I told you I'd have to kill you, and I am under specific commands to enjoy it.
Q: Why, why, why? ... Delilah...? |
A: Because, because, because.
Q: Are you an actual magnet that attracts bullets? |
A: I'm not an actual magnet. But yes.
Q: What gets wetter as it fries? |
a tub of meep meat.
Does everyone with a driver's liscence deserve to drive? |
A. Maybe not telling.
Q. If a German drives 2 km an hour and breaks the laws of physcs whats there name? |
Q: Mr. Physics-Breaker-Man-Schtein.
A: If I'm me, and you're you, who are they? |
If you're you and i'm me they are them. (lol logical explanation :))
Song or music or band? |