who kissed the
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ugly obese woman
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On the hand
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and ended up
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making love to
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his own mother.
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who was eating
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nice food. What?
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The hell. Is
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that incorrect? Yes.
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Then, Chuck Norris
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used his mastery
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to kick someone
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in the behine
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with such force
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that it completely
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shattered his nuts
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into oblivion. After
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that he ran
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to a highway
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where he stole
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abe´s virginity at
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the exit labeled
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"Fuck Someone Here"
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he then felt
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exhausted. He tried
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to find the
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huge rubber coated
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banana flavored milkshake
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which tasted horrible.
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And reminded him
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of the time
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His mother had
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become deathly ill.
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After that time
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he found out
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he was adopted
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by a king
ten chars damnit... |
right as he
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was eating pickles
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