Something my teacher said- "You know when I was a kid, it wasn't cool to say 'hey mom let's go light some cigs.'"
and the everlasting "Crikey!" -Steve Irwin |
"When I was your age, we had to walk fourteen miles to school, through the snow."
"Even in summer?" "Yes! It was one of thems ice ages." "But I thought you were a young-Earth creationist." "Um... in my day, young men respected their elders and betters!" - Young person speaking to old person who thinks everything was so much tougher, yet better, in the stone age. |
Everything that's fun is either illegal immoral or fattening.
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"We'd have more fun watching paint dry"
"Come on blue!" "Dry, red, dry!" Yeah! Dry like you mean it!" "Some games are so bad... we'd have more fun watching ice melt." "Please!" "Or metal rust" "Or playing Dominoes" "No more!" "We'd have more fun watching Tom burn." "Well, I don't approve of this." "Aaaaargh!" -The Deline of Video Gaming 1 through 3. "After Jesus died, it took him three days to respawn. Now that's what I call LAG." |
"Jesus? Judas is team killing again!" Peter
"Judas, don't be a dick." Jesus. -Jesus and his deciples playing Halo- |
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that's exactly where I got it....
"Are you sad that she didn't go to bed with you? Is that why you described him going to bed 6 different ways?" Me talking to my cousin on an RP. |
"Bonfire Night is Nice, what better way to contribute to Global Warming than to have an entire coutnry light huge fires in celebration of Britains Triumph over soem three hundred year old terroritsts" - Rich
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How could you have missed:
"All your base are belong to us." ~ CATS And I myself said this, but I love it: "This sucks more than [insert anyone's name here] in a gay bar." ~ Me |
Oh. I know a few people that could fit in that "insert name here" tag...
"It's a story about a blind ice skater. The story that Had to be told." I love the 70's: 1977 or 78. or maybe 76... |
"Put your Underpants on your head, stick two pencils up your nose and say "Wibble"."- Field Marshal Sir douglas Haig, Blackadder the Forth
"I have a cunning plan."- Baldrick, The Black Adder, Blackadder II, Blackadder The Third, Blackadder goes forth, Blackadder: The Cavilar Years, Blackadder: Back & Forth (Movie, so funny XD) |
Are you seriously kidding? Back and Forth could only possibly be enjoyed by someone who is currently wibbling.
The other series' were great, though I can't think of any quotes off the top of my head. |