I dislike all things. That's how dark I am. Well......rainbows are pretty awesome.

While I'm not the most macho man in the world, I do love me some sports, take pride in my automobile, and absolutely adore them titties. I also enjoy writing, but people like Maddox have proven well enough that sexist manliness has a place in literature. And, granted, I like shopping for clothes, but it's all in as frugal and conservative a nature as possible.

Yay for having a dick!