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Ninjaxe 06-21-2006 06:29 AM

The whole point of my big drama is that girls don't do that kinda of thing....unless that being girl like girl kinda thing. The world is corrupt, what can I say to that.

Yeah, I being a little faced in this situation. I just want to put across....from what I heard is not first thing on their minds when been together so long. I haven't been a long relationship myself. Coming onto 3 yrs with jap girl. but I heard friends who have. Even married :eeek: Threesome is a boy's fantasy and it is one fixed relationships. Lead not into tempation so don't it:chairhit:Doesn't the soaps show you anything. Neighbours, Home and Away etc. :D yet again I don't watch them. These awkard situation always end up in a mess!!!

Kimon 06-21-2006 09:43 AM

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Who cares? Is it going to affect your grandchildren?

Ummm... most likely.

Well, he did it. That was fast.

Statikk HDM 06-21-2006 11:05 AM

So, the hornball managed to do it, huh?
Hmm, I'd just as soon get more sex from the wife than bring a 3rd party into it.
O times! O Mores!

used:) 06-21-2006 11:43 AM

Hmm, in only a week he managed to jump from 1 mil to 5 mil.

Cyber-Slig 06-21-2006 12:08 PM

Course he was bound to do it. People just underestimate the internet, thinking that 5, 000, 000 is loads. The last one had like several months to complete it too, and managed to do it. Really, if people wanted to actually make it a challenge they'd set it to something like 3 days.

Statikk HDM 06-21-2006 03:28 PM

Do you think we'll see a sequel to this?
"Come on guys, hook a brother up! Only 7 million hits and I get to Eiffel Tower her with my homeboy Jeff dressed up like Tanto and the Lone Ranger in a kiddie pool filled with butterscotch pudding while a midget videotapes!"

Leto 06-21-2006 08:37 PM

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Who cares? Is it going to affect your grandchildren?
It will, actually. As people get more and more promiscuous, and children are discovering sex at an earlier age, I foresee pedophilia and child prostitution becoming a more common practice.

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No offence, but some of you sound like you've never had a girlfriend. The way I've seen it, they've probaly known eachother for a while and she trusts him enough to do this with him because she knows he's not just going to do it and ditch her later. I don't think she's going to do it because he managed to accomplish his task, she probaly just got him to do that as a betting joke.
Seems someone is the mature bigman of the forums... Tell me Doctor, what does a threesome accomplish except a spot of fun? Why **** two people when one can do the job fine?

Facsimile 06-21-2006 09:04 PM

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Seems someone is the mature bigman of the forums... Tell me Doctor, what does a threesome accomplish except a spot of fun?

Nothing. So what's wrong with that? Is fun wrong?

Havoc 06-22-2006 12:16 AM

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Seems someone is the mature bigman of the forums... Tell me Doctor, what does a threesome accomplish except a spot of fun? Why **** two people when one can do the job fine?

Because sex can be fun as well. But you'll figure that out when you experience it someday. ;)

T-nex 06-22-2006 03:00 AM

I just don't find this kind of humor remotely funny. That's all. It's not like i spend hours being frustrated by this., If the guy succeed, fine... :-/ But it didn't even provoke a smile from me.

Wil 06-22-2006 06:01 AM

Good for him. At least now I can say I was part of it. I'd just like to QFT everything Facs has said

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It will, actually. As people get more and more promiscuous, and children are discovering sex at an earlier age, I foresee pedophilia and child prostitution becoming a more common practice.

I can't agree with that. Increased promiscuity doesn't lead to increased paedophilia. Sexualisation of children leads to increased paedophilia. Besides, is it even promiscuous if his partner is both consenting and involved?

Statikk HDM 06-22-2006 08:08 AM

Did some of you ever stop and think
"Maybe this girl wasn't pig ignorant about the nature of the internet and WANTED to swing."?
And how does this increase pedophilia again? For the record I think this board is obsessed with it and it is a little disturbing. Before I go, two things.
HELP SCREECH DAMMIT!!!
Eiff-EL Tow-ER.

Havoc 06-22-2006 09:06 AM

Pedophilia as a result of some guy wanting to get 5 million hits on a webpage so his girl will do a threesome with him.

Someone explain the link to me because IT'S BULLFECES!

T-nex 06-22-2006 11:27 AM

lol... There is no link. Porn and sex-related stuff has always been on the internet. I don't see how this kind of site could contribute to peadophilia.

Leto 06-22-2006 07:50 PM

Pedophilia increase:
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children are discovering sex at an earlier age
How the **** did you guys get the other idea? :confused:

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Because sex can be fun as well. But you'll figure that out when you experience it someday. ;)
I have had it, chap. Just the more I think about it the more I think sex is a vile thing.

Buh, I really can't be bothered arguing.

[argument][/argument]

Slig_Cake 06-23-2006 04:23 AM

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It will, actually. As people get more and more promiscuous, and children are discovering sex at an earlier age, I foresee pedophilia and child prostitution becoming a more common practice.

Unless the political party in the Netherlands succeeds, I don't think we'll ever see child prostitution becoming a reality.


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Why **** two people when one can do the job fine?

Why not?

Statikk HDM 06-23-2006 08:54 AM

Because not satisfying one woman should be enough for you, Slig Cake?
Joking, I'm sure your dick is the size of a well sated corn snake, hell, rat snake and positively pneumatic.
Still, I wouldn't do it, too weird.
Kids aren't discovering sex at an earlier age, haventcha ever played "Show me yours I'll show mine"? Happens all the time.

Leto 06-23-2006 04:39 PM

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Unless the political party in the Netherlands succeeds, I don't think we'll ever see child prostitution becoming a reality.
Pfft, that's the Netherlands. I mean the world, child. And it's not crazy pedos making it a reality, it's the sluts themselves. Children of 6 dressing all preppy and such. When people from my generation were 6, I'm quite sure we weren't wearing levis and holding handbags.

Now I'm not going to keep you, I'm sure someones blowing you under that desk.

Slig_Cake 06-24-2006 01:37 AM

Nah unfortunatly the bitch is at the vet. I've run out of peanut butter anyway ;)

Statikk HDM 06-24-2006 07:13 AM

Top effin' shelf!
Dressing, preppy, like what, cargos and a polo shirt? If thats slutty than I'm a nickel gigolo!
Oh wait...

Xavier 06-30-2006 01:00 PM

great, now he's doing a dubble or quit...
he gets a foursome if he get 15millions

Kimon 06-30-2006 01:47 PM

Seeing as how every time I refresh (roughly two seconds) he gets 100 more hits, I don't think he's going to have any trouble hitting 15 million.

AquaticAmbi 06-30-2006 02:24 PM

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Children of 6 dressing all preppy and such. When people from my generation were 6, I'm quite sure we weren't wearing levis and holding handbags.

My only contribution to this thread is that I completely agree with this statement. When I was 6, I enjoyed my youth without a single understanding of fashion and whatever. Like in any normal childhood, my mom picked my clothes out and my biggest worries involved rainy days when I couldn't play outside and using up all my crayons. I carried no handbags, I didn't use the word "hot," and there were no slutty Bratz dollz. Holy crap, I hate them. They're ruining childhoods everywhere.

Check out all the controversy mentioned on Wikipedia about them, and see for yourself some of the horrors of the site. bratz.com

At least go to the "Videos and Music" section, and choose "TV Spots." Some of their commercials zoom in on 11-year-old girl boobies, and show girls of that age dancing like sluts and wearing very little clothing and TONS of make-up. A sad, sad world. Commercials of horror include the "Bratz Plugged in" commercials, the "Sweet Dreamz Pajama Party" commercial has some rather... funny questionable things, and, ugh, feel sick as you watch the dancing in "Bratz Princess."

The Bratz website is a Pedophile's dream come true. I wonder how many hits a day the site gets from them.

*staying away from main topic*

used:) 06-30-2006 02:27 PM

I would rather society try to bring sex and youth at balance with each other. Not corrupt youth with sex.

Leto 06-30-2006 04:22 PM

Thank God someone agrees with me on the matter. People I've discussed Bratz with thought I was rubbing too much into it. But how can they says I?

Sweet Jeebus, I'd never seen that Sweet Dreamz one. :dead:

Kimon 06-30-2006 05:05 PM

Jesus Christ, that's horrible. On one of the Bratz: Genie Magic things shows the girls belly dancing while the narration says "Your every wish is her command..."

That's fucking gross.

Wow, they keep getting worse. Bratz Princess has about 10 pre-teen girls shaking their asses around in skirts and tight T-shirts.

Hoooly God. These are practically porno.

Rex Tirano 06-30-2006 05:09 PM

This is disgusting. :| The Bratz baby beach thingy... It has preteens running about in bikinis... God. Terrible.

The last 3 [from a film makers P.O.V.] are really well done. If only they starred people above the age of 9 and wasn't aimed at such a young audience. The sex they use to sell their products shouldn't help sales to such an audience, it just gives creepy old men [and women] a good old time.

But yes. The one with the genie in a bottle is just like sex. With the girls going ":O Wow~!!". Pedos' dream.

I'm suprised they've been allowed to air that stuff.

- Rexy

AquaticAmbi 06-30-2006 06:03 PM

The one "Plugged In" video (I forget which, but it's one of the last three videos) is the one that zooms in on a pre-teen girl lying down and then further zooms into her little, developing breasts.

So hell yes, I'm just as worried--if not more so--as Super Munch about my children, their children, and other generations to come.

OANST 06-30-2006 06:13 PM

I'll kill a motherfucker dead. That's all I've got to say on the subject.

Statikk HDM 07-01-2006 07:50 AM

Seriously though, why should I help this greedy dick anymore? If he makes a website for me and I get a b.j. out of it then I'll click on the link again. Maybe.

Leto 07-01-2006 10:41 PM

Exactly. Why the hell should anyone help him?

used:) 07-02-2006 06:52 AM

Bah, just some crazy internet fun in my eyes.

Wolfpac 07-07-2006 11:54 PM

So he is now aiming for 15 million for a foursome. I think that this guy is in it for the money only. He must be getting thousands from the ads he has on his site.

Statikk HDM 07-08-2006 03:45 PM

Yeah, and doing 3 hot chicks at the same time for free never entered into the equation. Pimpin' ain't easy but its necessary.:fuzcool:

Abeguy 07-08-2006 10:45 PM

I havn't gotten my pics yet :p lol, I didn't put my email in. Don't need anymore spam

ANGRY ELEPHANT 07-10-2006 12:43 PM

He's thinking too small

Statikk HDM 07-10-2006 06:35 PM

What, he basically got his sexual fantasy with a trivial bet, like "Honey, if I hope 42 times in a row on my pogo stick can we have a threesome?" except he did no friggin' work. That website looks easy as hell to make or he could have farmed it to someone else. He scored with 2 women at the same time and it cost him no time or effort.

Havoc 07-11-2006 01:24 AM

So, the guy is smart. If anything I'd congratulate him for pulling that off :p.

As for the Bratz; wtf? Pedo dream come true? I'd go as far as saying that pedo's developed this toy...

AquaticAmbi 07-11-2006 07:55 AM

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As for the Bratz; wtf? Pedo dream come true? I'd go as far as saying that pedo's developed this toy...

Hmm, that would answer my question of "What kind of people could be evil enough to buy, sell, or especially create such a product?"

*shudder* Sometimes I really hate reality.

Statikk HDM 07-11-2006 08:04 AM

No you nervous nellies, its not pedophilia. MGA just wanted something that would appeal to the tween to 16 market, a market that has been a very tough nut for them to crack. There is nothing sexual about it. Anyhow, it wouldn't be pedophilia as those girls are about 16 in my guestimation. If that black chick was alive and about 16 years old(looks 15 or 16 to me) I'd go for it 3 times a day and 5 times on Sunday.