Umm, Ok. Before I add to the story I want to describe my charector.
Capri is 13 and a Watyin. Watyins are TALL blue creatures(I can't spell) that have fins on there ankles, above thier pointy ears and a large one that can fan around thier face on their head. They have slits for noses and most are female. A full grown Watyin female is 8'6". At 13,around 6'8". Capri is only 4'10", so she gets picked on alot.
Kay, I just wanted to do that before I add to the story. ;) :rolleyes:

I'll add on to this my character is a refugee and would be saviour of the sligs.
His name is Rex and he has a bow and arrows he is friendly to other species.

Suddenly an arrow hits aslig in the head and another in the chest they both die. Dragadon looks up
What the hell is that!

Osiris turns around and sees the slig. "Ahh! Kill it!" Osiris yelled. "Wait, said Rex." I'm on your side. "Say your prayers" Osiris said. Just as Osiris sythe-like claw was about to come down apon Rex's head, one of dragadon's immense hands blocked the way. "I think he's telling the truth". Osiris looked up with a puzzled look on his face. "You're probably right. He doesn't look like he means any harm. Besi-". Osiris's sentence was cut short by a string of bullets barely missing his head. "What!!?? I thought the sligs were gone.!" The group turned around. A 50 foot tall machine was approaching them. At its base were saws as big as a car. From bottom to top, it was covered with armor. All along it were machine gun turrets. A large green label read: Forestkiller3000. "This is what we went to Paramonia for", said ace. "It's been killing all of paramonia's trees. If we can stop it, we will save Paramonia." "Err, do we have a strategy?"

=====DECIDE YOUR TACTICS FOR BOSS 1=====


[OOC:was that good? I thought bosses might be cool. If that was horrible, I will edit my post.]

(ooc: its cool, Dragadon could use a challenge, hehe)

"Hey! That bozo is nearly as big as me!" Dragadon said, then she paused and said, "Oh goodie a challenge. Doesn't look like it will be as much fun as that Vykker ship I destroyed some years back. Oh well. Let get it!"

"Dragadon will be able to do the most structural damage. I can climb up and take out the sligs int the turrets. Rex will be able to snipe, and Dark hood, you take out the machine's main components. Saws, wheels, but especially the exaughst pipe. If you clog that, KABOOM! Ace, you could posess some of the sligs on the ship and use them to wreak havoc. Sound good?"

"WHOOHOO! Lets do it to it!" Dragadon roared as she took to the air and cloaked. Suddenly a decent sized hole appears in the side of the machine, and Dragadon uncloaks again. She stuck her tongue out at the sligs in the cockpit of the machine. "Nah nah you can't get me!" She disappears again just as a hail of bullets flew in her direction.
"I'll keep them busy! Do it to it guys!" they hear her say.

Osiris makes his way to the cockpit, tearing at sligs. When he reaches the cockpit, he presses random buttons until he has the turrets spinning at 6o mph, and a two wheels missing. "That should be enough, he said to himself. I'll go help Dark hood out."

*Meanwhile, Dark Hood has charged his weapon and blasts his white hot enrgy beams at nearly all the weapons, melting them down instantly. He activates his sheild just in time before they fire at him with anything that he didn't destroy.*
- DH

(yeah Bosses are a cool :cool: Idea!)

Rex who had climbed a tree (he hasn't got any pants) began shooting his arrows at the machine bursting a fuel tank. one arrow narrowly misses dark hoods head.
DH: hey! be careful!

"Hey dragadon" yelled Osiris. "Could you shoot a lightning bolt at the fuel all over the ground?" "Sure" came a loud voicce from above. zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTT!!!
The fuel ignited, setting the whole machine up in flames. Sligs jumped off the machine and took cover. A few of them were on fire. "Let's get out of here, before the whole thing explodes!" The group ran away and took cover in a cave and waited. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

(ooc: If one of you had a better idea for killing it, I'll edit this.)

(THat was alright I can't think of anything)
Because nobody has woken up I'll add on

Suddenly a flying slig flew round a corner.
Rex aimed carefully and shot his arrow through its chest killing it but not damaging the harness. He rushed over an d caught it and climbed inside.
Rex:Well guys Whatd'ya think?

"Awesome! Now you can fly!"

*bushes to one side rustle faintly*

*small voice* Don't shoot... I'm not armed...!

"Show yourself".

DH: "Hey, who's in the bush?"
- DH

[ April 20, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Hood ]

*bush shakes again*

Small voice again: Promise yer won' hurt me...? *small figure creeps out, hands in air. It's superficially a slig, but the skin and eyes are blue, the features more delicate, and it's wearing some sort of cape* I'm lost, y'see... *swallows* Can yer help, d'yer think...?

*A small band of sligs in the undergrowth has escaped the destruction of the Foresteater3000. The leader is a grizzled slig called Tunk. Among the troops is a young rookie called Rettick.*

"Ok, guys, those bastards have taken out the ForestEater, so now it's up to us to take them out!"

Rettick is worried. "Do we have to, Boss? I mean, they haven't done anything to us!"

"What do you mean, not done anything to us? they destroyed the forest-eater!"

"Only because it was destroying their homes!"

"We have our orders."

"But now's our chance to escape!"

Tunk hits Rettick. "I won't have pussies in my patrol!"

"Fine!" shouts Rettick "I desert!"

and he runs off into the undergrowth.

"Get back here! Oh, forget him! Let's sort out those treehuggers! And their pussy Dragon!"

They sneak stealthily behind the Good Guys, who are unaware of their presence.

Rettick runs ahead of them. "I have to warn them!" he thinks...

"Sure, we can help ya. We just wanted to make sure you didn't have bad intentions." Where are you heading?"

*sniffs and sits down* I don't know yet. *whimpers* I lost my mate three days ago, and don't know where he is, or where the frack I am...

"What's your name? We'll be glad to help you find your mate".

*looks up at him* I'm 'Lu. Well, Aalu, really, but no-one bothers callin' me that no more. They're too lazy... He an' the pack were headin' northwards last time I was with 'em. I only stopped fer a drink, an' then lost 'em. Didn' think it were possible ter lose Hak, he's so damn big, but hey... *shrugs and gives the assembled creatures an uncertain look* None o' yer lot eat sligs, do yer...?

Rettick bursts into the clearing.

"Look out! There's a big pack of sligs heading this way!"

Osiris grabs Rettick. "How do we know you're not trying to trap us?"

Rettick tries to pull away. "We don't have time for this! They'll be here any minute!"

Aalu: "Maybe he's telling the truth... But maybe they're my pack!"

"They're not, trust me! They're heading this way to attack!"

Dragadon: "We don't need to run! We can take care of a few sligs!"

Rettick frowns. "Go easy on them, please. Some of them are my friends. They only fight because they're ordered to. If you take out Tunk - he's the big one - the others will probably desert, unless i've misjudged them."

Sorry, i havent been here for a while

Lilahnee turned to Rex.
"Can i have some arrows?"

*Dark Hood turns around to see the big group of sligs heading toward them in the distance. He activates his sheild.*

DH: "This'll disrupt the group. Drag, could you give me a shove?"

*Dark Hood braces himself*
- DH

[ April 21, 2001: Message edited by: Dark Hood ]

"Oh bowling!" Dragadon said with a mischievous grin as she picked up the shielded DH. "Brace yourself!"
She sends him rolling at a tremendous speed, knocking over all the sligs before they had a chance to react.
"Strike!"

[ April 21, 2001: Message edited by: Dragadon ]

[ April 21, 2001: Message edited by: Silversnow ]

*Dark Hood slams into the sligs.*
DH: "UH!! Ooof!"
- DH

A slig staggers over to where Rex is hovering,"sure have some arrows" said Rex
Slig: I know that voice, Who could it be?
Then he sees Rex's tattoo (like Abe showing he is the saviour) "Hey It's you slig no. 3645! the runaway!"
Rex: No not you!
Slig: yes it's me Lock!
Rex: what do you want?
Lock: to take you back to the Magog Cartel, you useless piece of crap!
Rex: I'm never goin' back there!
Lock: you are I'm takin' you now!
Rex: No!
Lock: as your superior I order you to!
Rex: No! I told you I'd Rather Die!
Lock: Then so be it!

(This is my own Boss to fight
So other people can't join in)

Go ahead and fight your boss..... It's been three days and Osiris has fainted from standing up so long. :)

[OOC: Odd, i'm gone a week and hardly anything happens, outside of General Discussion.]

It has now been four days... Please post your boss fight. All the characters have gotten board of playing dungeons and dragons.... now they're playing sherades. Osiris is doing his best impression of a glukkon.

Rettick does a very good Brewmaster.

Sorry I havn't started my caharecor yet. I've been sick and couldn't get online. I'll start my charector when the fightings done. Kay?

Osiris tries to entertain the group by juggling branches but his claws ae ill-suited to the task and he drops the branches. "Anyone wanna hear a sea shanty? OK then.

We're a band of viscious pirates
a' sailin out to sea..

Osiris stops as he obviously has no audience. He turns to look at Rex and Lock. "Man, what's taking you so long?" Rex and Lock are going at an extremely slow speed, about a milimeter per day. "Hey!! Breaking news! He's picked up speed! A milimeter avery 12 hours!!!

*pauses briefly at playing 'Oddworld: Abe's Exodus'* Really? thats an improvement. Blast it! that scrab got me!

Stop being sarcastic :mad:
Just because I have to go to my Grandma's everyday!

Lock grabbed his gun (a massive chaingun) and shot at Rex who manouvered the wings out of the way. He shot an arrow at Lock busting his chest. A few drops of blood apear.
Lock: youre wimpy arrows are no match for me!
He fired his gun again shooting Rexs bow breaking it.
Rex put his hands in the harness and brings out a grenade.
Rex: Hey Rettick what is This?
Rettick: Oh yeah that's a bomb
Rex: oh a bomb.. huh! A BOMB!
Lock laughs evily.
Rex throughs the Grenade up and it lands in Locks mouth and the countdown begins.
Lock vomits leaving the grenade on the floor.
Lock: you are the worst slig ever, if you are the slig saviour go to a factory and save sligs.
Rex: oh yeah
Lock: heh heh! I'll be waiting for you.
Lock dissapears and the grenade explodes, Rex dodges it.
Rex: I am invincible!
Then his wings splutter and he falls and bangs his head
Rex: no petrol!
He is knocked unconscious and his head bleeds.
Osiris sighs
Osiris: lets get him cleaned up!

By the way Osiris I recon you said you were named after the Egyptian god of death.
I'm sorry to say this but Osiris was actually the God of Farming on the Nile!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :p

Anubis was the god of the dead.

damn! the game's over, and i didn't even get the chance to do my Newscaster!

Haha!! You're both wrong! Anubis was the god of burials and mortuaries, not death, and Osiris is only the God of farming in Impression's title "Pharaoh" because they needed a farming god. I will quote a reference book from the library if you need further proof. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D


Ooc: Sorry for being sarcastic.

smart arse.

Maybe i did just miss something but... Are we supposed to kill the rest of the sligs?

Lilahnee(in background): Yeah, please, can we?