more! more! encore! bravo! *will somebody add on to 'we will eat you' alraedy? sheesh.*
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Sorry it's been so long since I last did one of these. Okay, so this is just a warm up.
Hmm. I think I'll change tack, and do a bit of James Blunt. Abe’s Vision (Wise Men) Weirdos said to me, "Scrubs that cannot see, Have been digging up the bones of the dead. When Gluks came down to Necrum, Found graves and wrecked ‘em, For all the bones that they could find, Now that muds escape with you, Have been freed by you, And now they know that Rupture’s gone, And they're really satisfied with what they've done, They were three bad Gluks and now they think they’ve won." Look who's lost bones now, It's not me. It's not me. These three Weirdos, They've got a mission now for me. Glukkon’s mine our Necrum bastion, We can’t allow! They’re in trouble now, They will soon know, To mess with ghosts will only bring them woe, They’re just, greedy li’l bastards in their fancy dress, But when we’re done, they will be in a mess, But they didn’t know what we knew, What our people can do, And soon they’ll know there's no way out, So much more to do, the night is young, They were three dumb Gluks behind their sligs and guns. Look who's got bones now, Better flee. Better flee. Those three bad Gluks, They've got an evil Brewery. Got to ask yourself the question, Shut it down how? Got to ask yourself the question, Shut it down how? What d'you think? Still got it? |
woot! nice one!(even though i don't even know which song that is) ya still got it! can you make another part to 'we will eat you' ? i ran out of ideas that don't have a pattern or sound too babyish. the song seems like it needs more verses. just a suggestion.
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You haven't heard Three Wise Men by James Blunt? Excellent song. I'll work on the We Will Eat You verse. But in the meantime:
Abe’s Grisly Discovery, to a ridiculously inappropriate tempo (Suddenly I see) The screen has a chart of the Farms Has a chart of the Farms The Gluks all look quite alarmed All look quite alarmed But Molluck has an air of overriding confidence The managing directors find the effects quite immense He has a calm And held captivated in his palm (so to speak) Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) That the Farms is low on meat Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) I can’t stand still, I really need to pee. You can see he’s a capable man He’s a capable man I can hear there’s an excellent plan There’s an excellent plan The screen flicks to the most disgusting image I have seen It appears to be the severed head of one of my colleagues I’m terrified Nay, I was bloody freaking petrified Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) This ain’t what I wanna be Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) Now I know I be set free! The New ‘n’ Tasty Treat It turns out to be me They’ll grind us into meaty foods and sell on cheap Oh it makes me feel like I should get away Long way away And get the power to flee The power to live The power to free Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) That the rest I’ll have to free Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see) Why the hell did fate have to pick me? |
i'm in tears!!!*sob* i wrote a whole song in advanced mode and when i clicked the post button...it deleted the whole song and said that the post had to be longer than one character!!! it was at least 400 or more!!! (can i get the permission to start cursing my ass off!!!) *sob, sniff* it was a parody of the parody 'eat it by weird al'! a masterpiece i tell you! several other pricless posts including over seven chapters of my fic have been lost this way! can somebody please tell me what's going on? please?
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Lament for Scrab Queen (Goodbye my Lover)
Goodbye my lyrics. Goodbye my song. You were almost done. You were almost done it’s true. Goodbye my lyrics. Goodbye my song. You were almost done. You were almost done it’s true. Okay, enough of that silliness. That really sucks, Scrab Queen. That's why I always right my fiction and poems in Word first, as that has happened to me before. Surely you can remember some of it? I usually can when I've written it out once before. In the meantime, here's my verse of We Will Eat You. Buddy, we've had paramite and we've had scrab too, We even put the slaves into our SoulStorm Brew. Now this outlaw turd, Gave me his word, Clakkerz taste great so let's go chop up some birds! We will we will eat you! We will we will eat you! Guitar solo! |
fan-glukkin'-tastic! oh, crap. that verse you made makes me feel like singing 'kyles mom is a :)' song. cool. i feel so crazy as to ask if i can post the lyrics to it. oh, well. here is the priceless work of art I was talking about:
the parody of a parody ( Eat it by Weird Al Yankovic) How come you're always such a fussy young mud Don't want no Meech Munchies, don't want no Elum Chub Don't you know that other muds are starving in da' slave hub So eat it, just eat it Don't want to shoot you, don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kind of meat you hate You won't get no slurg sundae 'till you clean off your plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself a Scrab egg and beat it Have some more Elum, some Paramite Pie Doesn't matter if it's pre-digested or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Your cafetieria manners are a cryin' shame Don't play with your food unless it's playing with you Now, if you starve to death you'll have the slig to blame So eat it, just eat it You better listen, better do what you're told You haven't even touched your Sloggie casserole You better chow down or it's gonna get more mold So eat it I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth parts and eat it Have some more Elum, have some more Scrab It doesn't matter if it's eating YOU or canned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a fried scrab claw, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you (didn't) have for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it's getting mold, quick! eat it! Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it, you can eat crap Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Get yourself a Mud and beat em' (oh odd) Have some more Scrab Cake, Paramite Pie It doesn't matter if it's pre-chewed or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it (oh no) Have some Fleech Stir Fry, add spooce for crunch It doesn't matter that you didn't have lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it my odd! I cant believe i remembered the whole thing! |
I do love that old Wierd Al track. As much as I love this one. Nice job, Scrab Queen!
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Great!Glukinator and Bullet Magnet are gifted from God!
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Well, thread has been resurrected, I guess I might post my piece :) No, it ain't that good, so sue me. It probably isn't worth looking at if you don't know the song, but surely everyone's heard Enter Sandman at some point!
ENTER BIGBRO [Enter Sandman, Metallica] (To be played on a guitar by a Big Bro Slig :p) Say your prayers little one, I just found my gun, Gonna' kill everyone, Crush you down, under-foot, Keep you lying still, While I re-load! Scrub, just don't you dare move, Or you'll eat my ammo! B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! Pick - you - up, Throw you into meat-grin-der! Somethings wrong, I see slaves, Getting up to move, With portals in sight... Oh too bad, un-luck-y, You got blown-a-way, All you-hit the deck! Scrub, just don't you dare move, Or you'll eat my ammo! B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! Pick - you - up, Throw you into meat-grin-der! All these Muds won't stay asleep, Why don't the boss cut off their feet? If they stand up one more time, I'll blow their brains right into slime. What, little scrub, didn't you hear? There's a screwdriver, trapped in the gear, It's your job to pull it out, Use your teeth or I'll rip them out! B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! What...a...shot, B-I-I-G Bro, BLI-I-TZPACKER! Pick - you - up, Throw you into meat-grin-der! |
:DAwesomeyz....:)I can kinda imagine the song kids with guns as sligs with guns, but I dunno all the lyrics.
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I made a very short one
Jingle bells Elum smells(Jingle Bells Batman smells) Jingle bells elum smells Munch laid an egg Stranger broke a nail and Abe ran away! (again) |
These are great! Maybe I'll be able to come up with one...
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Dude!!!!!
I dont no how u do it, these are hilarius! If i may request more 'we will we will eat you' and the 'don't shoot me now' was killer!! :D i'd give it a go myself but i dont feel like forcing everyone to die of bordom, shock, horror or shame but on the bright note again, they r all awsome (or at least the ones i no the origanal song to are) oncor, more, more and more more |
o hek, i cant resist, on with the eating
Buddy you're a great big target for a slig Ganna get yourself shot one day So quit running away Chant in their face Making sligs explode all over the place We will We will Eat you We will We will Eat you Yay! i did it. wat ya think? |
I got another verse!
Molluck is a glukkon enslaving all mudokons With all of Ruptur Farms nested in his hands The sligs are enhanced With robopants If you try to escape you'll be shipped off in cans We will we will eat you We will we will eat you |
Ok, I no im multiposting like hell but seen as how everyone basicly abandoned this thread i dont really care.
Ugly Slig (smelly cat) Ugly slig, ugly slig Why haven't you caught Abe? Ugly slig, ugly slig It's all your fault. Yoda is having a bet For when eaten by scrabs you will get. You are forced to eat gabbit eggs You're no friend to those with legs. Ugly slig, Ugly slig Why haven't you caught Abe? Ugly slig, ugly slig It's all your fault. |
lol :goof: When did this come back?
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when did what go where?
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WHOOO! thread resurection! now I will go steal the dna sample.
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Here's another! It should be easy to tell but for those idiots out there this is changed from 'WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS' by queen.
I‘m a mudokon I've been a slave For many years I've been a’ scrubbing And drinking soul storm beers Caught sneaking out With soul storm brew I've had my share of sligs kicking in my face But I've come through I’m a mudokon - my friends And I’ll keep on chanting - till the end I’m a mudokon I’m a mudokon No time for glukkons 'Cause I’m a mudokon - of oddworld I'm now on the run From all glukkon kind I’ve been running and running for a very very very long time I hate them all It has been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise I consider it a challenge before the mudokon race And I ain't gonna lose Won and won and won I’m a mudokon - my friends And I’ll keep on chanting - till the end I’m a mudokon I’m a mudokon No time for glukkons 'Cause I’m a mudokon - of oddworld I’m a mudokon - my friends And I’ll keep on chanting - till the end I’m a mudokon I’m a mudokon No time for glukkons 'Cause I’m a mudokon (don't ask why the text at the bottom looks different because i don't know) |
Major props for using a Queen song! Champion-mudokon was a great rewrite!
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WOOHOO!!! We need more. I would start creating stuff because I am very much in the mood right now, but because of me moving to a new state, I am now in school in the middle of august. So yeah. Up this late on a school night with no homework done? Not good. I think I'll fake sick, just like the good old days...
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Scrab queen! why do you want to know about oddworld songs anyway when you can listen to them on the oddworld website?
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Sorry if it's offensive but I really have to say this.... N00B! You obviously have no idea what this thread is about. I guarantee that you will find none of these songs on the official oddworld website because all of them were made by us, us being the members of OWF. Tell me if I'm wrong, but I doubt it.
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OT /randomness
omg!! A NOOB!!! c'mere!! *gets net and captures* I shall now live up to the occupation in my profile. First lesson: READ THE WHOLE DAMN THREAD BEFORE POSTING!! and no questioning the queen. you shall now get eaten by a predalien flood-metroid riding an omega scrab. suffering builds character. XP don't worry, everytime I post in a new forum I always make that mistake, and then get mauled by a fan-made creature mix. you'll get used to it... |
I'd like to see that happen :lol:
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Hehe, nice job everyone, I liked the songs ;)
This popped in my mind while listening to the song "Tourniquet", by Evanescence I hope you like it :) - - - - *can't think of any title.. name it as you wish* I tried to kill one Slig but only came more (It started that day) I will die so I'm running holding my breath they will beat me I am dying, not playing bleeding, while screaming Am I too late, to save them? Am I too late? Oddworld My Mudokons Return to me the slaves now Soul Storm The Mudokons Return to me my brothers Hey muds, remember me? lost for so long will you be on the good, my side or let Molluck now kill me? I am dying, tired falling and screaming Am I too late, to save them? Am I too late? Soul storm the brewerey Return to me the slaves now Soul Storm My Mudokons Return to me my brothers (I AM GOING TO DIE!!) Soul storm the brewerey Return to me the slaves now Soul Storm My Mudokons Return to me my brothers The muds, fooled me and left I am sorry, guys.. I couldn't do it right They'll kill me tonight bye Mudokons.. good bye my friends - - - Hehh, I think the end was little bit sad.. I hope you enjoyed it, anyway :D (Please excuse my grammer, I tried my best) |
These are all good and i made one but instead i posted it on my own thread. You can read it if you want.
And i just want to say oddjob everyone! |
Nice, FS. Sounds like the bad ending!
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The great mighty Abe (Poo)
Mee,Mee,Mee,Mee...... I am the Great Mighty Abe and i'm goin' to throw my Meep at you! A huge supply of Meep,come from my Meep Farm,how about some scat ya little twat! -------------------------------------- Do you really think you can just shit in here,you dont seem to know wich hut your'e in! SoulStorm is the everything that makes it thru my rear! How'd ya think i keep this lovely rear! (Shows his very ugly un-washed rear) Have some more Caviar!!! -------------------------------------- Now i'm really getting rather mad your'e like a niggly ziggly shitty little fuzzle! When i knock ya out with all my gab im goin' to take head and ram it up my rear! Your rear? My Rear! Your Rear? That's right my rear! Eeeww!!! My rear,MY REAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
My Name Is Dripik (My Name Is Jonas)
My name is Dripik Got a bottle of your brew make sure you don't sip it It won't tast as good Come sit next to me Get yourself a fleech Just like Mullock made When he ran out of scrab cakes Things were better then To bad now he's dead "Kill the muds", he said But he was sick in the head FeCo train left right on time The ticket costs only a dime The driver said, "Hey, man, now it's 10 mulah" Of course we weren't willing pay My name is Mullock Got a platter of scrab cakes We're fresh out of gabbiar But soon we'll have more, we'll have more Tell me what to make I'll see if it's in stock Do we have paramite pies? Sure as I'm Mullock Slaves are escaping Won't do land scaping Abe is on the loose Looks like we are screwed Mudokons are goin' home Mudokons are goin' home Mudokons are goin' home Mudokons are goin' home Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! My name is Dripik |
Well thread necromancy is frowned apon so much nowadays I feel that I should put in some effort to make this one a success.
And thus, success: Blew Up Ruptur Farms (Fire and Flames - Dragonforce) There once was a meat farm, where there worked a young mud slave In Ruptur Farms' brutality he slaved there day past day One day when working late, he heard of Molluck's evil feat He heard of how the Glukkons planned to turn him into meat He had to get outta there, and save his fellow mud-slaves too Although he had no chance in hell that's what he had to do So he ventured forth against the sligs that shot him as he'd run He didnt stop until Ruptur Farms was gone And he destroyed Ruptur Farms, and devistated Glukkon kind With that one explosion, left his slavery behind He stared up at the moon for, on it was marked his paw And the paw of each mud he had saved But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day That this blue mudukon had his fun The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on Of course Abe was captured, but the lightning cracked the sky As Big Face and the other muds began to chant on high Molluck was struck right down by the might as the lightning hit his heart And the age of freedom for every slave was then about to start But then Abe did dream of ghosts who seemed to have some ghastly news The Glukkons using mud bones to make booze And so Abe set out again to rescue more mudokon kind Wondering into exodduss it's time to have more fun Deep inside our mud did find, that the slaves were made blind So he destroyed this place just like the other one But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day That this blue mudukon had his fun The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on And thus Abe stands with their blood on his hands He fought so hard now can you understand He'd beat every fucking Glukkon he possibly could For the freedom of every mud But far away the Glukkons claimed he'd rue the day That this blue mudukon had his fun The glukkons power was over - destroyed by Abe they say And though he blew up Ruptur Farms they carry on |
The Slig Song:
Iv'e had a little Sliggy,I captured him up one day!I used my annoing voice,so Sliggy and i play!But one day we were playing,my sliggy's gun broke out,my sliggy was enraged,and then he turned on me!Sliggy,Sliggy,Sliggy!He shot right in my heart!Sliggy,Sliggy,Sliggy!We played and now im dead! |
Every slig is sacred
Every slig is great If a slig is wasted Odd gets quite irate Every slig is wanted Every slig is good Every slig is needed In your neighborhood |
If I were a Slig
If I were a Slig
Even just for a day I'd roll out of bed in the morning And pick up my own rifle and go Drink Brew with the guys And chase after Muds I'd kick in whoever I wanted And I'd never get arrested for it Cause they stick up for me If I were a Slig I think I could understand How it feels to beat a Mud I swear I'd be a better Slig I'd beat them up more Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the Brew you wanted When they're taking all your moolah And everything you had got destroyed If I were a Slig I would turn off my radio Tell everyone it's broken So they'd think that I was working so late I'd put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that Brew'd be waiting, Waiting for me to come home, to come home. If I were a Slig I think I could understand How it feels to beat a Mud I swear I'd be a better Slig I'd beat them up more Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the Brew you wanted When they're taking all your moolah And everything you had got destroyed It's a little too late for you to fight back Say it's just a mistake, Think I'd forgive you like that If you thought I would stop beatin' you You thought wrong But you're just a Slig You don't understand And you don't understand, ohhhh How it feels to beat a Mud Someday you wish you were a better Slig You don't listen to Muds You don't care if it hurts Until you lose the Brew you wanted When they're taking all your moolah And everything you had got destroyed But you're just a Slig === Sorry if it doesn't quite go together in parts, but I think the lyrics actually map somewhat closely. |
RAZE ME.
(LAZY). Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy Ooh don’t you wanna raze me? I’m crazy when I sell And I’m crazy when I say ‘Will you just drop dead!’ or ‘Get the hell out of my way!’ I’m crazy when I’m walking I’m crazy when I glare I’m crazy when I’m smoking And I’m crazy when I dare. Open up my purse Moths come rushing out I’m not spending my moolah on anything Or nout. Wouldn’t it be great It would clear the deck If I had some arms so I could wring Abe’s bloody neck. Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy Ooh don’t you wanna raze me? Well some gluks have got moolah And some gluks have good suits Some gluks have a business And some gluks have rich roots. Now, imagine Abe was strung up Imagine he was dead Imagine he was rid of And Mudos was to be bled. No tears are falling from my eyes I’m taking Mudos for a ride Now don’t you wanna work for me? I’m crazy as a gluk can be. Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy Ooh don’t you wanna raze me? If only sligs were brainy If only they were smart If only they could capture Muds quick off the mark. If only muds were stupid If only they were dim If only they were slow Then industry would win. No tears are falling from my eyes I’m taking Mudos for a ride Now don’t you wanna work for me? I’m crazy as a gluk can be. Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy Ooh don’t you wanna raze me? Crazy when I manage Crazy when I sell I’ll probably be crazy When I’m burning in hell. I’m crazy in the morning I’m crazy with my luck Crazy morning crazy noontime crazy crazy gluk. Hard work Hard play Hard keeping that Abe at bay Bad times Bad luck So crazy I almost suck (slurp) Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy Ooh don’t you wanna raze me? Ooh I’m wealthy and I’m crazy Ooh don’t you wanna raze me? |
rob oddie - skillya (Rob Zombie - Dragula)
mud , i am the slig , steppin' on the slugs , pissin' off my mates , hittin' the muds mud , i am the sky , watchin' scrabs howl , while they slowly turn , fillin' the bowls Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! mud , i am the vykers , spreading from joshkrz , odd and want u kneel , nowhere as u bleed mud , i am the splat , postin' from a new flat , so floodin' is bad , and is always banned Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! do it baby do it baby do it baby do it baby BURN LIKE AN ELUM!! mud , i am the life dig into the skin , knuckle-crack the bone , 21 to win mud , i am the slog , hound of hell you gluk , devil on your blue guy , i can never die Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! do it baby do it baby do it baby do it baby BURN LIKE AN ELUM!! Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! Dig through the fleeches and burn through the crashes , I slam in the back of my SKILLYAAA! i know it kinda sucks , but it took 2 hours to write , also ppl try to revive this thread. mud , i am the life , |
Rofl! These are all fantastic xD I think Glukinator's 'I'm Gonna Kill Him is my favourite at the moment.
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LOL Carnix's one the best!
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