I don't think that you need spoilers warnings anymore. If someone hasn't played the game by now then they probably never will.
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Oddworld Abe's Oddysee
--------------------------------------------------------------- Abe sticks his head through the door to see whats going on, and the doors close. "Uh..............Lorne?" Mullok says. ----------------------------------- ".......and smashed my head. Then some big face appeared, and carried me off to bed." Abe said. "NO NO NO NO! Abe will you stop doing that! I know working is tireing and im teasing you sleeping 24/7 but you gotta focus!" Lorne says. ------------------------------------------------ Abe's Exodus =============== Abe is walking in desert with mudokons. The mudokons suddenly blow up, and those people from get freaky appear. Abe possesses them and kills them, and kicks the radio playing the get freaky CD. "Get freaky! Get get get get get get get get get get get get get freget get get get" BOOM. ============ "We will get that tratior abe in no time! or my name isent......uh....." "shitface sir?" "thats right! that...hey wait a min......." ============= "Its your fault were in this mess!" "This bites." "Grrr." "Grrr." "Thanks to him im missing the oprea where the slig and the glukkon finally kiss! GET HIM!" The fifth mudokon says and gets out a baseball bat." WHACK! WHACK! "Er.............*dials* Hello? Ambulence please? Where? The middle of nowhere." Lorne says into a phone. .....I know there absoulute rubbish, but oh well. |
Naw, Fuzzleman, they're pretty good! :lol:
Mine are the ones of total rubbish, however. I have no funny side whatsoever...:fuzemb: OSW- On the Mongo River. :Stranger rows the boat down the Mongo River, suddenly feeling water surround his feet. He stares down in surprise, then jerks up to the camera, and the Grubbs behind him: Stranger: I thought you said the builders fixed the boat! :Man whispers to co-producer: Co-producer- WHAT!? WHA'DYA MEAN OUR WORK DOESN'T MEET THEIR HIGHEST STANDARDS!? Sowwy, re-did that one...It kind'a sucked on its own without a redo |
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Ahh...didn't know.
Haven't played AO or AE; just MO and SW... Boy I'm slacking on it...:fuzemb: |
AO Ending- the zap makes the Slig pull the lever.
AO Ending- when Bigface appears he falls into the fan which after all is still going |
Those are simple, but would be freaking hilarious XD.
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Stranger turns Sekto's body over, to find you-know-what. He moves closer its face, and it suddenly lets out a massive belch. -------------------------------------------- In SW, the blue/green lights gate opens revealing Master Chief -------------------------------------------- Good endind, AE. The crawling slig yelps "Pants! Pants!". Someone tosses a pair of Y-fronts onto him. -------------------------------------------- "Sekto. What's your business?" "Congratulations. You have been chosen to be a guest on FUD TV's gameshow, Name that Trauma!" TAKE TWO "Sekto. What's your business?" *Listens* "No, I don't wish to change my water supplier." TAKE THREE "Sekto. What's your business?" "Is there a Mrs Huggan-kiss there? First name 'Amanda'" -------------------------------------------- Stranger has been revealed as a steef. when the arrow cuts his rope loose he drops down and his foot goes through the floor, getting stuck. -------------------------------------------- Abe falls into the meat barrel. He gets up and someone has drawn a Hitler moustache on him. -------------------------------------------- AO bad ending. The slig pulls the lever to kill Abe, but the stick breaks off. -------------------------------------------- The blind mudokon in the "Brew" movie steps off the cliff. The camera follows him down, but he's gone. It pans back up to find him hanging by the back of his loincloth, which is snagged on a rock. "Aaaargh! Atomic wedgie! For the love of Odd! Somebody get the prongs of life!" -------------------------------------------- "I had just got past those slogs-" A slog knocks him off the cliff. -------------------------------------------- AO, good ending. Abe and Bigface materialise on the Rock in the Monsaic Sanctum, to face an army of Agent Smiths. -------------------------------------------- Abe is pushing the floor waxer in the begining movie. After stopping in front of the Meech Munchies board, the waxer doesn't start up again. He kicks it and it hums to life, spins around and speeds off into the distance, a terrified Abe hanging on by one arm. -------------------------------------------- The board room. Charts are one the screen. One of the Glukkons says "By Odd Molluck! What are you gonna do about it, huh?" Molluck turns to the screen. "Show 'em" The slig hits a button and the chart is replaced by the opening credits of "Sandford & Son" -------------------------------------------- "You gotta come to Necrum, Abe-" the Wierdo's face hits the camera. -------------------------------------------- "Don't worry, we can give you powers." "Yeah, lary flowers." *laughter* "What?" -------------------------------------------- "We used to make Meech Munchies, until the Meeches were through." Some joker in a Meech costume walks by. -------------------------------------------- Munch frees the fuzzles from the cages with his head port, but the static makes their hair stand up. They look ridiculous. -------------------------------------------- In AE, the Wierdo's drop Abe to the floor after the lightning has given him his chest scar. Writen across Abe's torso are the words "Vacancy" and an arrow pointing upwards. |
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MO Good Ending. Auctioneer: SOLD! Lulu breaks the bank with three million moolah! Abe collapses from exhaustion ... and topples off the platform above the auction hall, falling into it. |
Ooh this will be fun :D. (I didn't read the whole topic so sorry if one of these ideas were already used)
AE: The scene where abe and the other mudokons go to necrum *Trains comes* Abe and mudokons: Everybody watch out! *The bone falls and hits abe right in the noggin. Everyone laughs* -------- AE: Same scene as above *Train comes* Abe and other mudokons: Everybody watch out! *A part of the train breaks of and falls flat on one of the mudokons* Meh not that good or are they? |
In AE Good Ending Abe falls off rock
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In the scene where director phleg ask the mudokons to drink the soul storm brew for the first time.
Dont think Drink. And the mudokons says okay. Then says tasty.That scene. Take 1 One mudokons(lets called Marty) farts in line. They all laugh even Glukkons and sligs. Take 2 Marty farts again. 'What up with that?' said Slig Shuggs his shoulder ' I dont know!' Take 3 Marty drinks soul storm brew and farts, Explosion 5 seconds. Glukkon shouts look out and everyone ducks. Lorne comes in and grab Marty out the line and sticks in Piggy the mudokon instead. |
- on AO the bad ending after the scene -
Lorne sounding eager and happy: That was brilliant. The special effects were great, and the acting... So alive... The blood also looked so real! Lorne looks around and says: "Well, were's Abe? I want to congratulate him on his good work..." *Waits* "Abe? Abe where are you?" |
ZOMG!
YOU KILLED ABE, T-NEX! How...could...you? :crying: :wails: HOW!? |
Here are some more:
Abe;s Oddysee: ================================= Abe pulls the lever to shut of gas, but insted of the gas shutting off, the gas kills abe and that song comes on. What's it called now? Oh yea, TOXIC! ======================= THE BORDERROOM. Abe jumps over a mine, misses and lands into another one. ================ "Hello." "Hello." "Follow me." "Hello." "I said follow me, come on only 10 seconds left." FART! 5 seconds... "Damit come on u little!" "Ok." The mudokon run straight into the mine. Abe exodus ======================= Abe jumps from the cliff, to dodge flying slig, and misses the well. ------------------- Abe is in the desert, when stranger appears from nowhere and does the tango with abe. "WTF?" Lorne shouts. =============== When the flying slig comes down, he is carriing a banner saying "CONGRATULATIONS!" Thats about it so....yea. |
okay here's one i just made: MO:
Lulu enters the auction room when 'pimpin all over the world' starts playing. Lorne: ... *stares blankly* the valet starts dancing. Abe (off screen): 'sorry!' |
Abe's Moon FMV Abe falls, but gets loincloth caught on a snag.
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(Phleg info) Phleg: There are no bones anywhere no bones! A bone falls on his head. Pretty soon the cealing collapses and a bunch of bones fall on Phleg.
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Ok, this one isn't in the game, but what if Abe and Munch made an accidental appearence in another video game movie....?
SPOILERS In Silent Hill, when Rose is standing next to that platform in the church, instead of the Barbed Wire monster comng up, it's Abe and Munch. ABE Oops.... Munch Are we in the wrong place? The whole room is silent, then Abe farts. Abe Well...uh...we'll just be going then! Munch Yup, bye! They run offscreen. Then for RE Apocalypse. ALICE There is...definatley something down there. Abe and Munch are walking behind the burning car. ABE Uh...are you sure you know where you're going? MUNCH Uh...no....where the heck are we? Abe and Munch turn around to Nemesis. ABE (Gulps) |
That was awkward, Marco, but funneh!
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I have got some ideas:
(Stranger's Wrath ending:) Stranger is holding Sekto above himself, and he get ready for his shout: " Meeeow! ...ahem. I mean: Roar!" (Abe's oddysee ending, the good one) Big face is keeping Abe's hand high and Abe's smiling. *loudly farts* Abe's grimacing with pain: Oooo! Runs! Eek! Runs! |
UGH!
That's a nasty thing ya posted, Maiden. >.< A bit squeamish... But funny in a grotesque way...:sick: |
*shrugs* I know. So what?
But Stranger's wrath ending isn't nasty, is it? EDIT: These ones here are better, I think... (SW Opening) Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle! Stranger picks up the gun and has a look inside. Boom! Blisterz: :evil: Just kidding! It's still working! (SW Opening part 2) Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle! Stranger picks up the gun and smells. Stranger: "Never liked runs..." *Everybody laugh* Booty: "Me too, Stranger. Me too..." Stranger: "What?! What did I say?? What???" SW Ending (part 2) Stranger roar. ...all plants shrivel and all grupps pass out or become sick. Lorne: I told you, you must brush your teeth before you roar like this! (part 3) Stranger hold up Sekto and says: "Hmm... let me see..." *weighs up* Stranger: "102, 45 kilogram?" Sekto: "Exactly!" Stranger puts him down. (part 4, after lunch break) Stranger holds up Sekto and roar: "Buuuurp!" (part 5) Stranger hold up Sekto. "Oh, I forgot something." He puts him down, sprays some good-breath-spray in his mouth and holds up Sekto again: "Okay, Lorne! I'm ready for roaring, now!" (SW Opening part 3) Blisterz: You jerk! You broke my favorite rifle! Stranger picks up the gun and smells: Stranger: "Hmmm :) Lemon taste! :D" (Opening, when Booty run right into to trap) Blisterz hunts Stranger and trys to beat him with his gun. Then he beats the trap, at last. Boom,boom,boom,boom,boom!!!! (Blisterz is in the middle of nowhere) Lorne: I said Fuzzles! Not Boombats! (Opening, when the jail door is opening...) Stranger lands into to jail. Stranger: "Wait a second... you mistake something, I think." (SW Opening, right after Booty was fall into the fuzzle-trap) Stranger unlocks his cross-bow, but it comes apart.... Stranger: I hate parasites! (The 10 sec. Spot with Stranger and Booty: ) Booty sneaks up to the sleeping Stranger, blows in a paper bag and... Boom!!! ...I'm not that good, I know... |
O contraire (sp?) Stranger's Maid, I laughed out loud at soem of those, especially this one:
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Actually, those were purdy good, Miaden! I got anther one...might not be good, though... OSW- Capturing Booty. :Stranger brings up his bow to Booty's face, ready to shoot. Whne he fires the last shot, the bow backfires on to him, and the camera bounces out of place: |
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This image makes me laugh! Fancy that: Booty begs: "No,no! Look! Don't do it, Stranger! Noo!" Stranger shots, his ammo hits his face, he topples down and is consciousness immediatly. :lol: What an awkward situation. What a big bad-ass bounty hunter :evil:! |
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Yes, that would be a hilarious image! |
(SW Opening)
Booty get in Stranger's trap and falls deep... *Splash!* ...in a bathtub. Stranger smirks: "Why I didn't hit on this, earlier? My best, worst trap ever!" (SW opening) Booty: "Oh, man! What you have to do now...?" Stranger has a look at the wanted poster. Stranger: "Wait a minute! This guy on that poster doesn't look like ya...!" He puts a crayon and doodle some seconds at it. Stranger: "Now he looks like ya!" Booty: "Not fair!" (SW, when Booty get into the jail) Stranger lays the wanted poster on the table and the clakker marks it. Stranger has a look at it... and wonders about it. Stranger: "... a smiley ?" Clakker: "Woops! I took the wrong stamp...!" (SW Opening, near the gravestones) A stone climbs up the gravestone and will hit by a bolamite. Stranger:"... there's something wrong...!" (SW Opening, when Stranger hit the bolamite and it lays at the bottom.) The fuzzle smells at the bolamite and want to eat it. An other stone hit the fuzzle and ...*CLANK*! all its teeth get broken... (SW Opening, after Booty get in Stranger's trap) Stranger lands near by him... *cracks* ...and falls right in a disquised fosse. Booty laughs: "Muahaha! This was my trap!" (SW Opening, after Booty get in Stranger's trap, part2) Stranger jumps: He turns a tripple somersault, spins around, lands on the bottom, unrolls himself, does an athletic handstand and lands on his feet, near by Booty. Booty: "Show off!" (SW Opening, when the grupps look at the fish in their net) Stranger runs through the scared grupp- group. Then a grupp cries: "Hey! Where's the fish go?" (SW Opening... again) Stranger puts Booty's gun and smells. Stranger: "Never liked guns...!" He smirks. "I prefer flans!" He puts a flan and shoots it right in booty's face... (SW, when Booty is in the jail, part2) Stranger lays the wanted poster on the table and the clakker has a skeptic look at the picture. Clakker: "... is this some crayon doodle, Stranger?!" |
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The Slig newscaster is playing with the microphone, doing the golf thing. But there actually is a ball. It flies off, hits a screen, pings around the room, the slig dives for cover as the ball flies for the camera. Static.
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Dripik: No mamby pamby mudokon meat pupet is gonna make me look like a fool, we'll have that trader Abe in no time, or my name ain't Dripik! .......Wait?!?
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"With hand scars completed, the spirits took form. Now my chant had power..."
And the Shrykull double staggers on, completely drunk. ___________________________________ "I had just got past those slogs, when the strangest thing I saw..." In the sky is a giant Michael Jackson face. |
Splat steps up to the plate.
They might not all be brilliant, but gimme points for effort. AE :Opening Poem: Take 1: "His scarred hands branded On Moon's Odd face: This Here may free The Muddykin Race!" Lorne: "You idiot, its pronounced MUDOKON! MOO-DOCK-UN! Slig: "Uh, actullay, the script says 'Modikun'." :Necrum Mines explode: Take 1: Abe is shot out of Necrum Mines entrance. He blasts out towards the tusked skull but misses it. Camera turns down to see him disappearing into a pit. Take 2: Abe flies down and lands on the skull with a yowl of pain. Lorne: "ALRIGHT, CUT! Sorry Abe, we didn't get the fire. We gotta do it again." Abe, clutching groin, looks horrified. "Can't i get a stunt double for these scenes?" Take 3: Abe is standing in front of electronic catapult in an alcove in the mine wall. As he prepares to take a blast of fire and smoke shoots out of the machine behind him. Smoke machine mudokon: "There it is, told you I'd get her working." Take 4: Abe comes flying out of mines with fire behind him. He lands on the tusk, which breaks and drops Abe into the pit. :Meeting the Wierdos: Take 1: Abe walks towards the door leading to the Wierdos' chamber but it slams closed just before he steps through. Take 2: Abe walks into the wierdos' chamber but finds it empty. Someone has spray-painted "AEB SUXZORZ" on a wall. :Dripik, Aslik and Phleg - Boardroom: Take 1: Aslik: "No! You idiots! We're gonna lock this place up so tight, that that Abe Guy would have to be invisible to get through!" Phleg and Aslik starts laughing. Dripik: (In Liverpool accent) "Hang on fellas, I thought he could be..." Phleg: (Swedish Accent) "Oh, vor... Can you nevar vead your bloody zcript, fool?" Take 2: Aslik: "No, you idiots. We're gonna lock this place up so tight, that Abe Guy would have to be invisible to get through!" Glukkons start laughing. Abe walks into scene looking sleepy. "Hey, can i get some coffee round here?" :Arrival at Fee Co: Take 1: Abe's cart moves slowly along its rail until it passes the sign that should say 'Mudokon Pops' but now reads "Vote Alf for Ruler of Mudos!" Abe screams and leaps off the cart. :The good Ending - Brewery: Take 1: Brewmaster: "I'ss not fair... Ve had twice, zee flavour..." The alarms stop and the lights go dim. The boilers behind the brewmaster hiss for a second and then one of them falls forward: just a piece of wooden scenery. Behind is the smoke machine and the mudokon who controls it, who starts kicking it wildly. Take 2: Brewmaster: I'ss not fair... We had Twi-" The boilers suddenly burst outwards, engulfing the Brewmaster and the camera in flames. Brewmaster screams and then the camera dies. :The Bad Ending: Take 1: Abe hangs in the Tear X-Tractor. Brewmaster: "What the hey, go for the record." Slig pushes the lever and the Brewmaster bursts into flames. Cheers Izuki for help on that last one. |
In SW. The bounty in saving Eugenus.
Stranger: Now for an exit!! Eugenus: You must be careful...you want to... Stranger: huh! (turns round)Clakker misses him. Eugene: FFFAAALLLL!!!! Stranger: Dang, neva meant that to happen! (Then shruggs at the camera.) |
Funny one :D
"You must be careful...you want to... Faaaaall...!" :evil: |
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Piggy get blown to pieces? i cant decide :) |
anyway....
heres a couple more
SW Opening Scene Blizterz trys to hit Stranger with the end of his rilfe but Stranger dashs off at the last second causing him to hit the fuzzle trap as planned, but 1 of the fuzzles bites on the wrong place Blizterz: AHHHHH!!!!!! my moolah! AO During the scene where Abe encounters Big Face during the part of the vison where paramonia is on screen the paramite on the stone hissing on the stone pillar coughs up a hairball (fur or fuzzle? you decide :p) MO Near the end of the Big Well scene where the mudokons find Abe and Munch and decide not to risk thier own asses they dash off but one of them runs straight into the camera AE Boxcar scene (or what ever its called) Abe jumps on the boxcar not noticing the blind mudokon on the other end. the mudokon flies up,hits his head on the ceiling,then lands back on the boxcar sending Abe straight through the roof Lorne:who the hell left him there?! AE Opening scene during the celebration with the 99 freed mudokons where Abe farts the gas ignites cause of the torches nearby causing him and Bigface to explode the mask falls on the ground and the mudokons fight each other over it (tell me what you think of these and if u say they suck,thats because ive had a rough day and my minds working at 5% capacity) |
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A. Don't double post B. AE Bad Ending Take 1. Mud 3 sneaks up behind and misses Abe Take 2. Mud's bottle that he smacks Abe with bounces off Abe's head, fight starts. Take 3. Mud's bottle smashes and goes through Abe's head killing him Take 4. Slig pushes lever, nothing happens. Glukkon says "WHAT?" then sees quivering boilers in background... Take 5. Slig pushes lever, nothing happens. Abe breaks out and bashes the pair. Take 6. The shock jumps to the Gluk and Slig, frying them. |