I hate all of the 'state the obvious' comedians.

"I'm white trash, laugh at my simple ways!"

"I'm black! Everyone hates me because I'm black! BLACK BLACK BLACK!"

"My name is George Lopez. Although I am the most white-washed Mexican in hollywood, I will randomly claim to be very in touch with my Latino roots and speak in a horrible 'Cheech Marin' accent. Laugh at me!"

That's so true -_- That's mainly why i hate stand-up shows and junk like that.

Stand-up can be really funny when it's not just an hour of stereotype reinforcement.

God, if I hear one of Carlos Mencia's stupid 'beaner' jokes one more time I will send a bullet through my skull.

Don't make a mess for the coroner, just take sleeping pills...

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I'd like to re-live my birth. It's the closest I'm ever going to get to a vagina ever again...

Do you not find the fact that it's your mother's vagina you're wanting to be around a little disturbing? ...'cause I do. :fuzblink:

If it was good enough for Freud, it's good enough for me.

No offense, but that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

No offense, but I was obviously joking. Tool.

We have a few problems recognising humour here ;)

Alcar...

Hehehe... I like you. I don't think you've been properly welcomed, either. Members that can hold up any either of a conversation are a rarity these days.

...

And Alcar, your banner does give me a good chuckle, because it's very true. Boy, between the two of you, my day has already gotten much better. XD

One good stand up comedian is Billy Hicks. Dead now but a pure legend!!!

Humor? *blinks*

Anyhoo, surprisingly, the moment I'd want to relive is the same as Bullet Magnet. I guess I viewed Oddworld as just another game before I saw that FMV. It was then when I realized it was something special. Something that would change my life. Something I would dream about, think about, live about.

P.S. Longest I went without thinking about OW in the past 6 months was 1.5 hours. Now someone tell me, how obsessed am I??

True, true. Half of my Hicks cd's have been borrowed and not returned, though.

WHAT YOU READIN' THIS FOR?

The moment I'd want to re-live was definitley falling in love. I'd love to fall in love with the same girl, the same way all over again.

Love is hands down the best feeling in the world.

I'd muchly love to be in Puerto Rico again. I don't travel much, so that was a HUGE trip for me, and it was by far the most deliciously chill thing I've ever done. It's so laid back and beautiful and I luvs it.

My favorite was when there was a big horse race on the highway, at least 400 or more Palaminos trotting along next to cars. 'Twas unreal. :)

Also, there was this one night at a friend of a friends house where all my buddies were happy and I played drums on this kids crazy sparkles drumset. That was a good time.

For the life of me, though, I cannot think of any insanely important events that I'd like to relive, and I'd sure as hell not want to go back in time just to fix a mistake. Humph galumph.

What immediately comes to mind is the three week summer camp I went to last year. It was awesome. This was a place where wearing dressing-gowns on Thursdays was a tradition. No one looked at you sideways if you happened to be wearing a spoon bracelet and carrying a red plastic shovel. Everyone was friendly and open, and there was a big 'proud to be crazy' vibe.

And Kimon! It's nice to see you around. ;)

Ever had a pair of lips clamped around your dick?

I agree with MF.

Let your testicles fall a bit. ;)

jarrados 14 cut him some slack, he could be a late starter.

I will agree with him though, i'm not saying i'm in love or anything, but doing it with the one girl u like for who she is beats out jessica alba any day.

So now 14 years old is regarded late to lose your virginity. I hate to be an old fogey, but Good grief!

No nate, its acceptable to loose your virginity whatever age you are it would seem. I'm nearly 17 and I'm still a virgin and will likely be for another year or so.

Anyway, for something to relive, definitely the 4 days I spent with Rexy last month. The times I spent with her were easily the happiest times in my life. Too bad they were snatched away...

Seriously, what about love THE FEELING?

I see empty people...

God you're old. :P Nearly 17!? Bloody hell. *Gives walking stick* Off to the geriatric ward me thinks.

And stop being so emo, they were fun times. ^_^ :p *Meanie*

I would definately want to relive My holiday last year with my parents. It was awesome.

Or last year when I performed "Our Day Out" with my Drama Class. That was so amazing, I became really close to alot of people in my class after that.

Maybe even relive my first boyfriend from year 8, young love is so cute. ^_^

Oh yeah, and maybe the days I spent with Rich. They were bearable. :p

- Rexy

A couple of things...

1. The creating of Midhouse,
I would like to just not set so many people in Midhouse like I did back then.
It turned out horrible and now its all busted up.
Only 17 of my best friends got together some time ago.
We said that we dont need about 200 people we can do it with 40.
So we send everyone away, And I hope that it now goes like I wishes.
Our site is up soon...

2. The day ive bought my Xbox360, It broke down, I had it modded so no guarantee, so ive bought a new one.
Dont know what to do with the other...

I don't know how I managed not to come up with it before, but Thailand. Despite the annoying people I was lumbered with, and despite all of its horrors, Thailand's still in my fondest memories. I'd love to go back, and I'd love to relive it over again.

Hmm, I'd really like to re-live the time I spent on Aruba and Curacao. Maybe bring some people along. Wow, what an experience, swam with dolphins, got my divers license (yes, DIVERS, not DRIVERS), beautiful white bitches, I mean, beaches, and an Azuric blue sea.

Also, I'd like to re-live the last few years @ my former school. Met so many new friends.

Dude, that is SO fake.

...I mean, the bitches beaches thing. If you really wanted to correct it, you would have just erased it.

HAHAHA I saw right through you.

Bleh, it was MEANT to be fake. No really, it was. You had to spend a whole post to it? :P

Having sex with a skeleton beats Jessica Alba any fucking day. :)

I agree with the love thing, there are too many promiscuous infants out there these days... Well, 14 and up infants.

I don't necessarily see that as being a negative thing. Everyone's different, and we all learn different things at different ages.

You have to learn about sex at one stage or another. Speaking on behalf of myself, I can't see the damage of having sex at an early age. I was first sexually active at either 13 or 14, and I've developed into what I consider a mature stance on sexual activity.

However, I think below 12 months is pushing it ;)

Alcar...

Okay, to clarify myself: I don't think any particular age is too young for sex. It depends on the individual. But I think 14 is to young an age for a person to be described as a late starter. I think the average (varies from country to country) is 16-18.

Back on topic: there's lots of moments of my US trip that I'd relive for various reasons.

Niagara falls was a damn exciting day. Wish I hadn't had to rush off quite so quickly.
The days preceding and following I'd relive so that I wouldn't miss quite so many plane flights and miss out on so much sleep.
I'd rethink my romantic interest towards on or two individuals whom I now see were unworthy and direct my attention at one particular friend who I only realised I cared about a couple of days before I left.
My first night in SLO was pretty intense, exploring the town that was to become my home for the next six months and finally getting to see the old OWI headquarters. The only thing I'd change is to redo it six months earlier.

There's more but they'll have to wait for another date. Even the 'spin the bottle' story...

Well, I'm relieved that the average is 16-18! *scoffs*
Oddness gracious...Oh, I long for the good old days where less that 50% of teenagers were active.

I'm PROUD of being an old fogey!!! *coughnatecough*

Yow, I'm 20, and I'm still teh virginz0rz.

AlphaScrab, I admire you. *pats on back* And you, sir *points at Alcar*, are just… >.>

1:The time I shoplifted. Worst thing I ever did.
2: Excommunicating myself during doctrine class. I wish I would have waited a month to do it quietly out of school. Its very akward for people to try to convert you and talk shit about your lack of faith 24/7
3: 5th grade, Christmas with my Dad in Minnesota.
4: Seeing Hull get the game winner against the Sabres in '99.
5: The 3 bad beats I got on the semi-final poker table sophmore year. Man, it was such crap! I had my opponents totally dominated!
6: When I let it be known that I was opposed to marriage freshman year. Wann take that back just a little.
7: Calling a friend's girlfriend a chink because she cut me in line and made a dig about my jean shorts. That didn't go over so well with the girls and Joe.

I can't believe no-one has said this yet: I lost my virginity to my hand.

Heh, in that case, my hand took my virginity away :P. I have been hand-de-virginised...

I think everyone took my last post the wrong way. I was just pointing out that when you get into ur teens the first thing on your mind should be where's my first root coming from. I never actually went the whole way until I was 16.

Anyway on this subject my little 15 year old nephew was telling me he got his first at the movies in the second row because you can put the seats down and lie on it, and noone sits near there so you don't get caught. To be honest I never thought of it like that but it makes sense. He then went on to say that as the movie got louder in parts she got more tense.

I was mildly impressed by all this and asked him why she broke up with him. Apparently she rocked up to this party to find he was getting head off her best friend. lol classic