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Sekto Springs 04-09-2006 09:33 AM

I need a lifetime supply of patience. :dodgy:

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Better yet, lifetime supply of Super Powers.

That sounds like an awesome reward.

Slig_Cake 04-10-2006 02:44 AM

a life time supply of pink panthers

some of them i'd keep for special occasions, the rest i'd sell.

why would u say money anyway? a life time supply just means u'd have enough money to get u through life. **** that, get a job u bums

Sekto Springs 04-11-2006 11:51 AM

Don't be an idiot, a lifetime supply of money would rock some serious ass. A liftime supply doesn't necessarily mean you only get enough for one life time, it means you keep getting money until the day you die, which could not in any way equate to your income working a normal job.

ANN NEELY 04-11-2006 04:02 PM

A lifetime supply of....Hot Topic giftcards?

....or Count Chocula cereal....

Sekto Springs 04-11-2006 04:19 PM

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A lifetime supply of....Hot Topic giftcards?

When I'm through with you, you'll BEG for death!

Facsimile 04-12-2006 01:19 AM

Actually, I re-thought mine.

A lifetime supply of 'good times'.

I win.

Slig_Cake 04-12-2006 02:32 AM

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Actually, I re-thought mine.

A lifetime supply of 'good times'.

I win.

u can have that, it's called being optimistic

Leto 04-12-2006 09:05 PM

Nor can you have a lifetime supply of 'pink panthers', as they cease to exist.

Go elsewhere, and take your 'u' abbreviations with you.

Slig_Cake 04-13-2006 01:08 AM

dude do u even know what a pink panther is?

edit: or a pink canadian?

and im sorry if my spelling has upset u

Havoc 04-13-2006 07:32 AM

Isn't it a panther with pink fur? :P

Mojo 04-13-2006 09:18 AM

How about a lifetime supply of genie-wishes?

nads 04-13-2006 11:07 AM

I'd also like a life-time supply of Grape soda.

Benzine included.

Marco the Glukkon 04-13-2006 11:59 AM

Definatley if I had to choose....

Strawberry Milk
Choc. Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
Root Beer (Yum!)
Infinite free Passes to Tokyo
and...either infinite chances to meet Milla Jovovich, Scarlett Johanson, and Selma Heyek(No idea how to spell her name) Why? Cause their hot lol!

AquaticAmbi 04-13-2006 12:59 PM

You should also try to work in a life time supply of plastic surgery and make up art for them, to keep them looking as they do.

That's how I like my wimminfolk: Nice and fake... Ohhh yeahhh...

Leto 04-13-2006 02:52 PM

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dude do u even know what a pink panther is?

edit: or a pink canadian?

and im sorry if my spelling has upset u
Excuse me for not being up to date on alcoholic drink names.

OMG HE CAN DRINK ALCY HE MSUT BE REEL COOL ^_^ Inebriation is idiocy...

AquaticAmbi 04-13-2006 04:28 PM

Bwaha!

But perhaps he wasn't referring to a drink called Pink Panther... I found two other slang definitions that may be more interesting. And disgusting. I almost want to apologize for posting them:

pink panther: A heterosexual male who uses a homosexual manner to pull women. This is used to such an extent that many people suspect him to be gay.

-Did you see how camp that bloke was, he must be gay.
-Nah, he's just a pink panther.


pink panther: when a chick is on some guys tip, and she's giving that mean b.j., right before he busts, she bites down hard enough to draw blood, thus mixing red(blood) with white (gentlemens relish), makes the color pink. similar to that of a pink panthers tail.

maria: you like that?
man 1: heck yes!
man 2: DO IT!
maria: -chomps down-
man 1: owwwwwwwwwww!!! ahhhhhhhh. i love you baby!
man 2: she just gave you a pink panther.
maria: bitch.

:eeek: ...Dear god...

Disgruntled Intern 04-13-2006 05:28 PM

I'd take a lifetime supply of gas and milk.

Facsimile 04-14-2006 10:36 PM

Ambi, that second definition scared me.

Sekto Springs 04-14-2006 10:44 PM

Sounds similar to a jelly donut. Same idea accept the chick takes a punch to the teeth.

Slig_Cake 04-15-2006 02:18 AM

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Excuse me for not being up to date on alcoholic drink names.

OMG HE CAN DRINK ALCY HE MSUT BE REEL COOL ^_^ Inebriation is idiocy...

no it's not a drink...and ur all wrong

i'm sorry i brought this up, go back to your little box :P

edit: your one cracked me up ambi lol

oddveteran93 04-15-2006 05:18 AM

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If you won a contest to have a lifetime supply of anything in the world, what would it be? What would you want to have for the rest of your life? And Money doesn't count.

You people think small. A lifetime supply of Budget-Os or maybe toilet paper?

Nate 04-15-2006 06:36 AM

I assume you're referring to a gigantic pink diamond? Whatever.

I would like a lifetime supply of Ambi, to guide me through all those confusing moments of life. Although, as I've stated previously, it would be better were it a male-ambi rather than the current sort.

used:) 04-15-2006 01:05 PM

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I assume you're referring to a gigantic pink diamond? Whatever.

Isn't that the pink puma?

A lifetime of money would suck. With an unlimited source of funds, you could upset the entire economy within two or three weeks. Prices for everything would go up far beyond a normal level and an economic depression would occur.

metroixer 04-15-2006 02:23 PM

Ooh....How about metr.....No. Not that I know there must be something better than that...Uh...Ultimate power? Yes a lifetime supply of GOD POWERS. Yes :D.

AquaticAmbi 04-15-2006 06:49 PM

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I would like a lifetime supply of Ambi, to guide me through all those confusing moments of life. Although, as I've stated previously, it would be better were it a male-ambi rather than the current sort.

Aww... that's sweet. And kind of creepy. But mostly sweet. We'll just somehow have to stay in contact FOREVAR so you'll have that life time supply. :p

Sekto Springs 04-15-2006 07:03 PM

Shouldn't be hard for Nate, he's sitting outside your room right now with binoculars.

Facsimile 04-16-2006 12:29 AM

Why does he need binoculars if he's right outside her room?

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u can have that, it's called being optimistic

It would take a hell of a lot of optimism to make something like being hit by a car 'a good time'.

Sekto Springs 04-16-2006 06:59 AM

By outside her room, I meant OUTSIDE her room. In a tree.

Wil 04-16-2006 12:59 PM

I thought of a second one I need: a lifetime's supply of being able to comfort people decently.

used:) 04-16-2006 02:21 PM

I have a good one, a lifetime supply of inspiration. That way I could write, compose, and draw as much as I want without being dissatisfied in the end!

Goresplatter 04-16-2006 02:25 PM

I would take a lifetime supply of invulnerability. That way I can jump off cliffs and shoot myself for fun. Then I could join the army and not have to use a gun, and just run around attacking enemies in a suit of armour and a battle-axe.

JUST for the novelty of it. :P

metroixer 04-16-2006 04:36 PM

That would suck. Trust me it sounds good now but you WILL realise it will suck.

mitsur 04-16-2006 06:22 PM

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I would take a lifetime supply of invulnerability. That way I can jump off cliffs and shoot myself for fun. Then I could join the army and not have to use a gun, and just run around attacking enemies in a suit of armour and a battle-axe.

JUST for the novelty of it. :P

Or maybe you've seen that family guy episode WAAAY to much.

"Now that I can't die, i'm going to do what i've always wanted. I'm going to jump off that building!"

"No, Peter, don't, it's to dangerous!"

"Bet you $1000 I live!"

"$1000? You're on!" (It's something like that.)




As for me, i'll take a lifetime supply of the newest computers. That way I get the best, and then when I get a new one, I can sell the old one for cash! It's perfect!

Or, maybe like every guy here is saying, i'd like a lifetime supply of hot girls.

Hmmm, hot computers and money, or hot women? Everyone knows money can never get you the really hot girls, for some reason....

I'll take the computers, just because I don't want to piss off any girls here who will think all I think about is women...

Wil 04-17-2006 05:51 AM

So you'd rather we all thought all you think about is computers? ;)

Inspired by Used, a lifetime's supply of artistic ability to decently express the inspiration I do have would be wonderful.

Dark Elite_H2 04-17-2006 06:07 AM

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Or maybe you've seen that family guy episode WAAAY to much.

"Now that I can't die, i'm going to do what i've always wanted. I'm going to jump off that building!"

"No, Peter, don't, it's to dangerous!"

"Bet you $1000 I live!"

"$1000? You're on!" (It's something like that.)

Hey. That would help him make a life-time supply of money. :p
As fer me...an infininte amount of strong will power.
Hell, I wouldn't be thinkin' twice about beating up my brother than to jump off the Empire state building.



...or maybe an infininte amount of DDR games would be nice?

Wired 04-17-2006 08:09 AM

I want a life time supply of Oddworld Forums. Kristen or Pete, if you ever get bored with running this place and decide to quit, I'd happily take charge. I'll even happily invest my money like you.

Marco the Glukkon 04-18-2006 04:20 AM

You know what would be awesome? Cheetos. More like the twirly kind...twirly lol Goes great with the Strawberry Milk!

Slig_Cake 04-19-2006 03:32 AM

a life time supply of ciggerettes.

not that it'd be a very long life time

Leto 04-19-2006 03:37 PM

I was under the assumption that you wanted a lifetime supply of penisbites. :confused:

Slig_Cake 04-20-2006 01:57 AM

keep your private life out of this