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the_oddity_within 01-09-2006 12:36 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! dude thisa whole thread is absolutley hilarious!!! i mean it, doing a goat huh? yeah...

Leto 01-09-2006 02:22 PM

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*Xavier passes by
please keep on topic guys...
thank you
Oh, s'cuse me, sah.

Ok then chaps, what's in the news today... Oh yes! The case of Icarus Vs. Goat.

The court opened with a short ceremony praying that the poor Icarus would live after being sexually molested by the said Goat on January 7th, 2006. The aforementioned Goat is up for several charges of rape, paedophilia and gross sexual misconduct.

As the case progressed, it seemed that the said Goat was losing a battle which coul not have been won to begin with. His entire case was either a 'meh' or a tasty grass cutting followed by an eventual bowel movement, that took place at very inopourtune moments.

The jury found Mr. Goat not guilty on the charges of rape and paedophilia, but solely on gross sexual misconduct, for the jury believed that the sex had between the aforementioned Goat and Icarus was consensual.

Icarus 01-09-2006 02:26 PM

Goats are so sexy, i just wan't to spank them. *Whohpeck!!!* i'm Horny!!! :lol:

The cool thing about fussles is that in one place there fuzzy and cute and in the west they are very mean. *waits for Xavier to keep walking*

metroixer 01-09-2006 04:30 PM

Yea why are fuzzles so serious in western mudos?

Icarus 01-09-2006 06:32 PM

Because Metroixer people abuse Them. like dogs, when people abuse dogs they become violent, but if u love dogs they play with u (no!!! not in a sexual way, the Whole goat thing was a joke.) and in the west the people in strangers wrath look like they are very abusive.

Shrink 01-09-2006 07:52 PM

Why aren't you banned, praytell?

Xavier 01-09-2006 11:25 PM

Super Munch that was a bit to much of topic and full of sexual content... please calm down or I'll have to give you a Warning

On the other hand it is true I never noticed the Fuzzles weren't as friendly in Western Mudos. Pehaps live is harder over there and they have less time to chill around.

Havoc 01-10-2006 04:22 AM

They seem chilled out whenever you see them hop around from hole to hole. And when Stranger puts them in his Ammo bag in the intro movie. The angry fuzzle on the crossbow is either because it's angry to be up there (but if thats the case then it could just hop off) or because OWI wanted the crossbow to look a little more dangrous, and thats not easy with a cute pile of fur sitting on it.

Wil 01-10-2006 08:05 AM

Going by the idea that the wildlife in Stranger's Wrath are glad to help the Stranger, then they could be preparing themselves for action - getting psyched up.

Leto 01-12-2006 05:26 PM

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Super Munch that was a bit to much of topic and full of sexual content... please calm down or I'll have to give you a Warning
Twas the point, dear chap. Though you completely overlook Shrink's semi off topic statement it seems, oh boy. Not to mention Icarus's and The_Oddity_Within's. Keep overlooking such things and I'll have to give you a warning. ^_^ Good day.

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Yea why are fuzzles so serious in western mudos?
I believe it is because they are rabid/wild, so like, they must find their own food, build their own shelter and the like. They don't cower in cages like in MO, where I guess they are forced to socialize with other caged fuzzles.