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Oddish 12-01-2005 07:59 AM

... Lecithine didn't realise that the Ghostbusters were there, this made him feel so....

Havoc 12-01-2005 08:37 AM

...stupid. He then grabbed a barstool to...

Cullen Heath 12-01-2005 02:16 PM

..... Smack everyone in the head with it. After doing so, he grabbed his crotch and screamed.....

Havoc 12-01-2005 02:43 PM

..."OH MY GOD! The operation went wrong!" and he...

CheeseOfGlory 12-01-2005 02:44 PM

...grew a giant rash covered scrotum on his face and became the powerful...


(damn havok stealing my reply)

Havoc 12-01-2005 03:44 PM

...Scrotum Face! The superhero who...

(Hehehe... ^_^V)

Fuzzle Guy 12-02-2005 07:31 AM

was rather ugly, saw the evil Mr Mushroom invading the Red Bull Energy Drink factory, with all of his henchmen. When he saw this he...

Cullen Heath 12-02-2005 02:57 PM

.... Slapped his own face and yelled, Evil mushroom! You are a Wukmish duffus! Then he.....

Havoc 12-02-2005 03:41 PM

...called a stripper and passed out on the floor. When the stripper arrived...

used:) 12-02-2005 03:52 PM

...she decided to make the best of the situation, so she harvested his organs for profit, but before she could finish...

Cullen Heath 12-02-2005 04:07 PM

.....he jumped up and slapped her silly, But then he slapped her so hard that she died! The next thing he knew was the cops were after him, he had a good idea! he was going to.....

used:) 12-02-2005 04:12 PM

...call Sporky the Christmas octopus to squirt highly toxic ink on the cops, but then he relized that his stomach, legs, right arm, one of his lungs, lower intestine, and right kidney were all missing, then the cops...

Cullen Heath 12-02-2005 04:26 PM

....Rushed through the door and each grabbed a disattached body part and started to lick it. While doing so, he quickly made a getaway by.....

used:) 12-02-2005 04:39 PM

...calling his unicorn friend Smeechy to carry him off to the fields of lollypops and bubble gum, but as Smeechy arrived...

Cullen Heath 12-02-2005 05:00 PM

.... Smeechy refused to carry him and instead took a big fat crap on his head. suddenly he got pissed and took a big fat crap on smeechys head. then the two of them......

Havoc 12-02-2005 09:29 PM

...had a scat party and invited the cops along. With this, suddenly the Pube Muppet showed up and said: "Hello my good men, I am the Pube Muppet and I would like to request the following from you...

The Dark Mudokon 12-05-2005 04:41 AM

...find a fat bastard,rip his balls and make a soup with them for...

OANST 12-05-2005 05:23 AM

...ball soup is truly my favorite. When the soup was finished Jesus came and called everyone over. He said that he had news about...

Rex Tirano 12-05-2005 05:46 AM

... "Frosty the snowman was a very jolly soul" began the chorus of children. The choirmaster gleamed in the night air, as he lead the children through...

- Rexy

OANST 12-05-2005 05:50 AM

...a pit filled with scorpions. After all the children died from their stings Jesus....

Rex Tirano 12-05-2005 05:51 AM

... screeched the banchee. "Whooooooooooooo!" Everyone covered their ears, as Rich [dressed as a leprachaun for the local fancy-dress party] danced a merry jig and exclaimed...

- Rexy

OANST 12-05-2005 05:53 AM

...that he was the second coming of Hans Kercheek. This caused the multitude to gnash their teeth and curse roses from here to...

Rex Tirano 12-05-2005 05:58 AM

... Alcar's bed. Luke wept with happiness as the audience applauded him, and graciously smiled and bowed. "I'd like to thank," he began...

- Rexy

Havoc 12-05-2005 10:06 AM

"My grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand grand mother for... uh... I dunno..."
And then he just stood there being...

OANST 12-05-2005 10:52 AM

...so very stupid. So stupid in fact, that the earth spun off of its axis and...

Havoc 12-05-2005 11:04 AM

...planet earth spun into a diffrent gallaxy just to...

OANST 12-05-2005 01:35 PM

...the left of the dead rat nebula. This sent the earth directly back to where it started which made everything go back to normal. If by normal you are talking about rapist bunny rabbits who....

SeaRex 12-05-2005 02:43 PM

:

...so very stupid. So stupid in fact, that the earth spun off of its axis and...

Oh. You are SO banned.

:p

Havoc 12-05-2005 03:38 PM

(ROFL!)

...raped the apple earlier and...

Cullen Heath 12-05-2005 03:59 PM

.... Its own mom, and uncle and brother and sister....

used:) 12-05-2005 04:02 PM

...all noticed that the post count was 69 and were all inspired to engage in an orgy in a tub of...

Havoc 12-05-2005 05:03 PM

...wood, filled with coca cola and grandma's over their 90's who...

OANST 12-06-2005 05:29 AM

... pee KY Jelly. As this urine-like substance streaked down their puckered, wrinkled thighs everyone...

Havoc 12-06-2005 06:07 AM

(You are so disgusting... -_-)

...cleared way and ran away because...

The Dark Mudokon 12-06-2005 06:22 AM

...the smell was horrible and made everyone's head...

OANST 12-06-2005 06:56 AM

...turn into a Triceratops. Since their heads now weighed astranomically more than their bodies they were soon forced to...

p.s. I was really hoping someone would take a good look at my last post and see how disgusting it really was. I thought I might vomit after writing it. Thank you, Havok. I really don't know what is wrong with me.

used:) 12-06-2005 11:31 AM

...crush The Dark Mudokon flat because he is so very very stupid because...

Cullen Heath 12-06-2005 02:44 PM

.....Used said he was, and after all used is god and everything he says is absolutley true....

Leto 12-06-2005 05:44 PM

...therefor, Cullen is Mr. Stupifo.

I WIN.

Then...

Kimon 12-06-2005 06:07 PM

God said w007, and raped cullen just umkuz. *TUNG PHACSE*

And the said monkey was very sad. But nobody knew why. Turned out it was because...