Actually, your head DOES explode. Because your body would respond to the rapid decompression sooner that the cold.

Unless someone forgets to turn on the central heating in the ship and you all die before you ever actually arrive!

Sorry, I'll probably go on for ages now. BAD SPLAT!

Unless a back up generator activates (this is the information age you know) and activates the heat.

Unless hundreds of kittens are blocking the air vents keeping the warm air from reaching you.

Spontanious Combustion.

- Rexy

Unless the kittens spontaneoudly combust sending an undulation of heat warmng your flesh.

Unless, just then you wake up from this horrible nightmare to find a rapist on your bed with a knife to your throat.

YEAH! LOL!

Covering your self in a lot of cat nip then running into a cattery filled with agrivated cats

Unless yo realise you are the rapist and then the police run in, carry you off to Texas and strap you in the electric chair and forget about you so you're stuck there until you die of thirst.

Unless some does come with water so you wont thirst, but die because it's poisoned.

Unless the psycological activity and craziness of yourself triggers your body to create an andtidote for that poisin.

But then you wont die, and then it's offtopic :P

O well, if that antidote was actually against some other poison, becaus your body doesn't know which kind of poison it is, you'd die anyways....

Tying yourself in a bag and rolling of Mount everest.

Ooh. That would be cool. But it would have to be a transparent bag so I could see the view as I was spinning down. What would be the point then?

That'd hurt bunches. I'd prefer a hamster ball.

I know I'm going to die by a weapon, for some reason.
Sort of like Rexy's heart failure.

Unless someone comes in and turns on the electric chair, shocking you to death but preventing the poisons from killing you in the first place.

Unless the electric chair has a power surge and explodes so you get blown to pieces, instead of death by electricity.

Unless some really cool guy came and threw you out of the chair and sat in it himself.

Aye, but then you wouldn't die... unless you crashed into the ground really hard and broke your neck.

I say the best one is death by cancer; And you would be all bald and skinny like my computer and things.

Kimo, kimo, KIMON.
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Unless in that moment you became Jakie Chan and did a back hand spring and landed to saftey but then Owen Wilson dicided he hated you and cutt off your head.

My, that was delightful. I chuckled so hard! :D


















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death from tapeworms, oh the horror, its worse, than n00bs!

OGLEMOMPOPS!! SO MANY ARSES!!!

I choose: Def by bums. The fanny variety, not ones wifout homes.

Weww-pwaced.

Wait, wait, here comes a new one: Death by AIDS.

what about this: Death by UNKNOWN REASON :-o

You don't die of AIDS. It destroys your immune system and then you die of a cold or something.

Okay then, death by ASID. It's an, erm, variation that slowly consumes your heart from the inside.

Death by MAIDS.

This thread feels like a gothy thing, no?

When your parachute decides not to open several hundred feet above a concrete patio.


Its not unusual at Wimbledon (English tennis tournament) for birds to die from getting hit by speeding tennis balls as they fly over. Lots of birds also fly into the windows of the main computer room at school, mostly seagulls. They don't always die but it's an interesting event when the techer's going on about spreadsheet formulae and everyone's all but asleep.

Go out with a bang...

Get onto a jet, pretend to go toilet, grab the fire extinguisher, knock out whoever opposes you, as you make your way to the cockpit. Once there knock out the drivers and head for the statue of liberty.

That would be called terrorism(which is bad, just incase you didnt know) and would most likely start another war or add on to the war going on right now.

Get eaten by NINJA PIRATES!!!!!!!

I would like to bomb a country then be caught by their policing agents just to laugh at you , Cullen. :D

Good, Im so happy for you!

*bombs and terrorises*

I think getting hit by a train would be a horrible death.
Same goes for burning and drowning.

What do you guys think would be worse, burning or drowning?

Browning. :D

Tote def burning. More painful ouchies involved.

Anywaez, I'd like to die in a comical fashion. Like exploding at a fancy dinner party. Ewww.

I would hate to die that way!

I want to die when Im very old, and in my sleep. I want to live a full life then just silenlty pass away. A peaceful death.