Hehe. Hardcore rebel. :p

I honestly don't know what the worst thing I've done is. I don't consider smoking or drinking to be bad things, and overall I think I'm a pretty nice person. So it's hard to say. I'll think of something in a bit, though.

I can't really think of anything. Nothing really stands out. But I really hate it when I say things that upset or offend my friends, or anyone I know fairly well. That makes me feel really bad, and I've been doing that a lot recently.

I have mentioned it before; though I'm not sure whether since you joined us on the fair shores of OWF. It's not something I feel the need to mention repeatedly like a badge of honour. It's just one of the many adjectives that can be used to describe the complex creature that is Nathan S. {surname redacted}.

Reminds me of the time when I skipped English class for two weeks to avoid handing in a rather pointless assignment. I came back (still not having done it) claiming to be sick and not only got another couple of days to hand it in, but an extension on the next assignment as well.

Can't say I feel too guilty about it though.

I've done some pretty bad stuff in my thirteen years, but my memory is positively terrible. All I've devoted my memory to nowadays are game cheats. I'll try to remember something....

All I can think of is beating someone bloody at the school dance (He was calling me a Satanist*, the little bastard). I feel really bad about it at times, but he was asking for it.

* Satanist and Wiccan are two entirely different things. Wiccanism focuses on astrology and the natural world.

I know wha6t you mean, being an aetheist gets the stupid Christians at my school calluing me a devil worshipper as well.

I know what you mean, sucks big hairy god wang. (There's one for you PA, does god have a wang?)

Hobo i'm christian so why won't you just shut the **** up and believe what we wan't to believe okay? (Man first offensive post in this forums...)

Wait, so he should shut the fuck up and believe what you believe? So, you're pretty much saying that you want to force your beliefs on him? Ain't dat a no-no?

We athiests can have our opinions on those pushy, presumptuous christains, just as you can have an opinion on us evil, grunting devil-worshippers.

Even if, being athiests, we don't really worship anything, so we couldn't be devil-worshippers. Then, we'd be sadists (wait, is that it?). Tell 'em that, Used.
They'll either agree with you, or their heads would explode. You know how bad christians are with revolutionary thought. :D

I's just pissin' everyone off, ain't I?!

whoah whoah whoah I never meant to say that..It's just that I feel as though people are sometimes offending me when they insult the Lord.I'm not forcing you to believe in anything please take that as the truth.I never like starting flame wars but hobo just started pissing me off.So if you want to believe in nothing that's okay with me!Just don't insult some of us believers please.

Dipstikk, go easy on him, he's Russian. At least, that's what he said in this thread.

So I think he meant to say

"Hobo i'm christian so why won't you just shut the **** up and let us believe what we wan't to believe okay? (Man first offensive post in this forums...)".

Okay?

Now stop bitching.

thnx a lot Alpha scrab. I did not want to start having a bad name....

I once accidentally saw down a girl's shirt. I've always felt pretty bad about it.

I'm sure I've done worse, but I can't think of anything at the moment. Wow, wasn't that exciting?

I don't see how Hobo insulted God with that post. Certainly, it was in poor taste (it's Hobo, after all), but he wasn't actually saying anything bad about God. Even if he had, I don't think it would be justified to tell him to "shut the f*ck up".

Guess I got a little carried away....It was just something in that post that got me mad.Now to try to stay on topic uhh...I punched someone in the face to!!:P

Pfft, I openly admit that I think christianity is stupid, and you can wail and scream at me all you want, I'm not going to change my opinion. I don't see why I shouldn't be offensive toward christianity when it's so offensive toward me and many things that I agree/have solidarity with. Christianity is one of the most arrogant religions too, believing that it's somehow removed from all other religions, and isn't even a "religion" but is in fact a "faith" (which by the way, is the same GOD DAMN THING!).

I would say that telling a christian to shove her worthless bible up her ass was one of the worst things I've ever done - but that would be untrue, because it was positively one of the most liberating things that I've ever done. Especially since she "told me off" for being bisexual, and made stupid empty threats about some fictional god sending me to some fictional fire-realm.

you poor poor soul....(I mean it!)

Here we go...

The worst thing? Well, I laugh at paralyzed blind deaf mutes. For a living. Pays the bills.

Oh God (Ha! It's ironic, get it?). Don't start acting like the high n' mighty sympathetic Christian here, you'll just get eaten.

Anyway, I guess I laugh at some pretty sick stuff. Like on Cops there was this lady who got pulled over on a hill, and didn't put her brake on. When she got out of the car it started rolling, and she got caught on it and it dragged her for a while. I was laughing so hard my testicles exploded. Good show.

But yeah. I dunno.

This made my belly giggle. :D

Ah yes, a fellow trash minded indiviual who takes pleasure in watching people get hurt. I prefer stuff like Reno 911 (even though it's fake) over stuff like Jackass (cos that show makes me vomit).

Yeah, Jackass blows. But Cops is hysterical.

hmm I think the worst thing I have done is once last year in school we had a sub because our teacher wasen't in,and the sub shouted BE QUIET PLEASE.I then said no thanks sir I don't want to.

That was vey brave of you. Can I have your autograph?

Well if they're blind and deaf they probably don't even realise you're laughing at them. So it's not that bad if you think about it.

Speaking as a non-Christian, I really don't think you should tar all of them with the same brush. There are ~2billion of them of them after all. For every vocal SOB who wants to shove their religion down your throat (now where have I heard that phrase recently?) there are 100 wonderful, nice people who just want to live their lives and don't give a shit what you do with yours.

Oh...My...God... That is soooooooo hardcore!!!








Seriously, shut up.

Oh yeah, there's always the "but there are some REALLY nice individuals in that religion!" argument. But in my experience they are few and far between. And by that I mean, I've only ever met 3 nice christians, but hundreds of conservative assholes who think that all gay people should be "converted" or shot.

Plus you've got the fact that, operating as a whole, Christianity is really bad. Even if there are a few nice people in there somewhere, it doesn't change the fact that the Christian organisation is a monopolising interfering self important arrogant whiny bitch.

I'm sure there are a few decent people who practice Christianity, but the fact is they evidently don't make up a large enough proportion of the following to have any kind of influence or to avoid being tarred and feathered for the reputation of the majority whom they assort with their presence by default.

Possibly the fact that your missing is that the people who just go through their lives trying to live right and fly straight are the ones who never get noticed. On the other hand, any person who stands up and declares a crusade or tries to convert the heathens is going to get some major attention.

I'll bet that you know a hundred people who would call themselves christians that you don't even realise... simply because they don't give a shit whether you know or not.

Okay, got it. The worst/funniest bad thing I've ever done was put my fuzzy tail/genatalia in the front of my shirt and pretend it was a rodent crawling down my front, while my friend whacked me with with a rolled-up newspaper trying to kill of it.

The reason that was bad is because it was done when I saw a whole busload of Asian tourists get off at their bus with their cameras, and I made several of the smaller girls cry. As heart-breaking as that may sound, it was absolutely hysterical.

Asian tourists? blah. I thought you yanks used stuff like assault rifles, miniguns, RPGs and stationary anti-aircraft turrets on them.

What the fuck was that? o_0 Why did I just type that?

That sucked. I think I broke my funny.

Hmm...

What's the worst thing I've done?

Shit in public maybe.