...in London.
Now that would be awesome, purely because it's London.

Yeah. It'd be like, 10 people. What a convention. :p

Yeah. We could go to soulstices and sleep in his bed...

As in, kick him out? I'm in!:)

And I'd be there anyhow, Rich=I... *sniff*

You're not Rich. You're big bro boogie, from Holland.

You'd have to be from the UK to take part in the UK members meetup.

It creeps me out when chicks ask me about it, but my friends and I talk about it all the time. Heh, that sounds weird, but we don't talk about it like 'How often do you wank?' kind of thing, it's more like something we joke about like "Why did you take so long to get here?" - "Sorry guys, I was at home havin' a wank."
Good times, good times.

But I try and do it as little as possible.

Wank or make lame jokes?

ISNT TAHT VIERD?

BAH. Not just a UK one... Or a UK one open to the non-UK descent peoples.

In the non-virtual world, people visit this subject like they visit lepper colonies. Yet when it's on the internet everyone will just be totally open about it. We're so nonchalant about it that we even get bored and hyjack the thread for the purpose of talking about meeting in real life, so that we can go back to being closed-minded embarressed individuals who exchange pleasantries and say nothing controversial.

Maybe there's something subconscious going on here... but I'm finding this whole thing a little too humorous for me to say anything intelligent about it anymore, so I'll just sit back and laugh at my thoughts.

Nasty veins? Explaino please. And why do you feel guilty? Long, long ago, I did too, but that's when I was what Raisin has so properly termed as a "religious freak."

Dipstikk's comment about his mom knowing has brought back a horrible and awkward memory. Once during an awkward conversation about sex with my mom, I think she... she... suggested masturbation. (I don't know if it was targeted at Luke or both of us, but still! Blegh!) She told me that if it was about "needs," there are other ways of taking care of them than sex. I forget if where the conversation went after that, and I'm glad I have.

Yet you forget me and Max :'(

Anyway, don't worry Rich. I never thought i'd get any, but look at me now *Puts on pimpin' hat*

You forgot me too Rich! I'm English, so I'll be there.

Wank.
But they aren't lame jokes in person, sure they seem so written down, but it's kind of one of those traditional things we do. And which people's girlfriends get creeped out by.

I wish I lived in England.

dis topik is ghitting vehy intewestin

hmmm

Oh fine. Just forget me why don't you!

It's a psycological thing. There's a barrier between the poster and other people, so they can say what they like without being hurt. And if they don't like people's reaction, instead of living with it, they just turn the 'pooter off. It's about inhibitions or something...

I laugh at people who say you can go blind from masturbating. They're silly. :)

- Rexy

Rich has made many enemies here today....

Anywho, can't stand talk or joking about masturbation. People seem to genuinely enjoy joking about it in that they genuinely find it funny. So ****ing lame, but thats my Common Room all over.

Sorry. It was late and I went to bed before I could edit it. Same goes for anyone else who wasn't included.
As for getting some, I hope so. I don't want to be PA when I grow up. :p

Ok. *shudders* Right, when someone gets an erection blood flows into their penis and fills up the blood vessels making it get large, ready to do its job. By wanking too much this process happens a lot more often. Veins in cocks get bigger over time due to the pressure invloved in this. So eventually you get large obtrusive veins that stand out all the time. It's quite revolting. Yet still perfectly natural. :p

Lol! If you want to sleep with me, Hobo, Dino, Max, Soulstice, Munch's Master, Esus, Godless and Coolmanbizkit all at the same time in soulstice's bed, then you're welcome! :p

Ah, so that's why Hobo and I have to wear glasses.

Oh, come on, man. I finally stopped thinking you were me. Then all of the sudden you wear glasses... crap.(I've got minus 2, minus 1.5):p

Sorry, forgot to answer this in my rush. :p

It's nothing to do with God, I'm an atheist.
Say you wank while having thoughts of someone you like, they don't like you and they don't know that you are doing it. That in my eyes in comes across as being vulgar and plain nasty. It doesn't stop me from doing it but it makes me feel guilty, fantasizing over people.

Ouch, that seems wrong looking at it now...

This whole conversation makes me want to go have a shower, just for reading it.

Yea, I think we're done here to be honest. Unless anyone has anything else to add?

Oh you tease! ;)

- Rexy

Ooh! Me!

*stands up on poduim*

Um... ahem. Is... is this thing on? *tap tap, screeeeech* Jerry, pull out the high end a little more, I'm still getting some feedback.

There, are we good? Okay.

Ahem.


Monkeys fling their poop!


Thank you.

*applause*

I know exactly what you mean, in my case I don't feel guilty I just think "well that was f***ing pointless wannit?" ;)


Yup...:D
I'd be up for a UK meet, don't judge me by my lack of presence :)

I dont jack off/masturbate. But i have no problems with people doing it.

Yeah, I try not to think about people I know whilst doing it...

This thread is really ****ed up.

From experience, it is awkward to jack off about people you will see that very smae day or the next day.
Weirdest for me though, would have to be my Spanish teacher. She was called "Eloise" by the guys because any male who ssaw her would have to jack off to her at least once.

Ewww... Wanking over teachers? I think not, it'd be really awkward if you had to talk to them sometime on your own afterwards.

Heh, you asked for it! :p

Rexy, I never told you how much I love you for posting in this thread and not leaving me to be the only girl in it.

I have a question for everyone who jacks off to people he/she(?) knows: What if you were in a relationship with someone, would you still wank to the thought of other people you know or only to the thought of your lover?

I would fill most of my thoughts with said person as I'd obviously like them a lot. But thoughts of other attractive people would probably slip in periodically. Which is probably rather sad. :p

See, I'm so honest and open. Love me.

Yeah... What he said. :D

Aww, all warm and fuzzy inside. ^_^ Thankyou for telling me you love me, I love you to! Group hug! *Is given a weird look* Oh... Right. Yeah I forgot this was a masturbating thread. ^_^;;

And Rich, everyone loves you too. *Passes him the sheet of gold stickers*

As for the question. I probably wouldn't masturbate if I were in a loving relationship. And if I did it would probably not be wholly about my loving boyfriend/spouse/whatever. It wouldn't because I wouldn't find them attractive or I don't love them, I just figure that it would be about smeone exciting and totally out-of-reach. E.g. celebs.

- Rexy

Nice Reservoir Dogs quote. :)

Maybe if I was a girl I wouldn't. But you don't cream yourself if you don't masturbate often enough. :p

Ok, so you're still Mentally me. (which means: "Same goes here.")
I've been in a relationship once or twice... But I didn't wank back then. :p

I'd still think of other people. As long as it's not unhealthy, and you aren't obsessing over these other people, and you do think of your partner, I can't see the harm. It certainly would keep the realtionship less dull :p

Alcar...

But couldn't that possibly be seen as cheating on your lover mentally? That's how I feel about it at least. I mean, if you can't give up lustful thoughts of other people, can you really say you're dedicated wholly to the relationship?

But hey, whatever humps your camel.

Everybody does it? How DARE you infer that I look at/think of naked women and touch myself.

That was a lame attempt at sarcasm, btw. Talking about/admitting to masturbation is not a common topic for myself, but it's come up numerous times. Mainly when I'm telling the story of my twisted testicle. Sure, I may attempt to use the term "crossed my legs wrong" as a shifty attempt to divert attention from the truth, but I doubt a soul doesn't see through that. Hell, even I can't help but smile/start laughing.

So that's a fair warning, people (guys). If you're doing the deed with yourself, the twins inside your scrotum aren't safe. And no, it wasn't like the fast and the furious, either. A couple of girls asked me about that, and I replied it was more of an "andante." Because we need more musical tempo references to describe self gratification in the world.

This thread is starting to rub me the wrong way.

EDIT: don't be so disgusting.

You know exactly what I mean.

Settle down, pussy.

I R TEH SMALL CRABZ0RZ. ^\i_i/^

Oh I've heard about that whole twisted testicle deal. Did you get it before it got too bad and had to be removed? Because one of my mother's friend's son's (dog's uncle's) didn't get it early enough.