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Dino 07-09-2005 01:06 AM

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God damn it would you just get back on topic?!
If you want to argue, fine.
But stop trying to run these forums into the ground and do it in pms if it has nothing to do with the origional post at hand.

Wow, where did this sudden compassion for staying on topic come from? That's a pretty sharp 180 considering that just a few seconds ago you were arguing with me like you didn't give a shit.

10:01 AM a flock of seagulls Modifying Post


Last edited by a flock of seagulls : Today at 10:01 AM.

Good job I quoted you before edited eh? Tells a different story doesn't it? :D

a flock of seagulls 07-09-2005 01:09 AM

Yes, your origional flame was very bad and you should have changed it, infact, the entire arguement should be deleted, *wink wink nudge nudge, mods*

Dino 07-09-2005 01:11 AM

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Yes, your origional flame was very bad and you should have changed it, infact, the entire arguement should be deleted, *wink wink nudge nudge, mods*

You know some how I don't think the mods are going to be on your side on this one, and some how I think they're going to be leaving your stupidity on public display for all to see.

I still don't see any PMs captain goodguy.

Facsimile 07-09-2005 01:33 AM

Anyway, get back to the boobies.

Kidding.

Even though I am a breast guy, the size doesn't matter to me either. The girls I like aren't heavily endowed. I like them for other reasons.

Jacob 07-09-2005 03:40 AM

'I like them for other reasons.'

Their phallus'.

I think CC is a good size for a lady, anything above they risk back ache and vileness and anything below they look like a Fagoot.

Rich 07-09-2005 04:35 AM

Hah, proportion needn't matter, tall girls with no boobs can pull it off.

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Even though I am a breast guy, the size doesn't matter to me either. The girls I like aren't heavily endowed. I like them for other reasons.
As I said before I dislike unnecessarily large boobs. This means I sometimes get stick off my friends when it comes to girls.

"Like OMG you are soooooo gay! She looks like an ironing board!"

TheRaisin 07-09-2005 12:50 PM

Gigantic breasts seriously disgust me. I think it's bizarre that some women feel the need to make their breasts larger through artificial means, and I find it even more bizarre that some guys would encourage this practice.

LEAVE THEM BE!

AquaticAmbi 07-09-2005 07:55 PM

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'I like them for other reasons.'

Their phallus'.

I think CC is a good size for a lady, anything above they risk back ache and vileness and anything below they look like a Fagoot.

Well, that doesn't sound very fair. Instead, it sounds like you think all women should have that size since anything above or below is bad. Because I'm pretty sure you're gay, I don't think you really care about breast sizes and were just commenting. But still, I do not look like a "fagoot!" :mad: ...Do I? :(

...Don't answer that.

Dino 07-09-2005 08:30 PM

You look lovely as you are Ambi.

Breast size doesn't matter. Jacob is just probably being weird.

Rich 07-10-2005 12:06 AM

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Well, that doesn't sound very fair. Instead, it sounds like you think all women should have that size since anything above or below is bad. Because I'm pretty sure you're gay, I don't think you really care about breast sizes and were just commenting.
C'mon, you can't take him seriously. He's always "Nazi" this, "Jew" that or "Muffy" everything. He's like a character from a dark humored pantomime.

Jacob 07-10-2005 01:31 AM

'But still, I do not look like a "fagoot!"'

Silly, Fagoot. The remark about less than a CC was a tongue-in-cheek remark. But above a CC i was being serious. I don't see the point of big breasts, aside from pillows.

It's the same with phallus' as well, overly large phallus' are irritating.

Dino 07-10-2005 02:20 AM

I agree that Jacob is mostly joking when he says these things but when he goes on about nazis I gotta wonder...

AquaticAmbi 07-10-2005 09:45 AM

Thanks, Dino. :blush:

I figured Jacob was probably just being weird (hence the "just commenting" part of my post), but I guess I still have trouble picking up on Jacoby humor. You do have a good point though, Jakey, about the phallus; people are far too concerned with size in that department too.

Back to the original posts for a moment, did the woman that this guy "loves" agree and go through with the surgery?

Dipstikk 07-10-2005 10:08 AM

Nope. The last response to the thread is right after I replied again.

Rich 07-10-2005 01:44 PM

*Looks up Phallus*

Do most girls actually care about penis size?

AquaticAmbi 07-10-2005 02:18 PM

That would be a definite no from me. All the same general reasons for breast size not mattering applies to penis size.

Although some women will argue that it has to be huge or whatever to get the most pleasure, from random things I've read, the average woman's depth is, I think, 5 to 6-ish in depth, which is very good, considering those are the measurements close to the average guy's length. Also, like most posters' opinions here on breasts, huge ones are icky. *grimace* It goes to show that some members of both sexes can be equally stupid about these things.

Rich 07-10-2005 02:21 PM

Well, I'd never get a penis enlargement. She has to love me for me not a huge slab of disgusting (and it is disgusting, I was looking at it in the bath) meat.
Plus, I don't need it enlarged anyway. J/k ;)

Kimon 07-10-2005 02:25 PM

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Well, I'd never get a penis enlargement. She has to love me for me not a huge slab of disgusting (and it is disgusting, I was looking at it in the bath) meat.

Agreed. Weiners are REALLY ugly. Every single one. Unless it's attatched to someone you like. ;)

big bro boogie 07-10-2005 02:25 PM

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Well, I'd never get a penis enlargement. She has to love me for me not a huge slab of disgusting (and it is disgusting, I was looking at it in the bath) meat.
Plus, I don't need it enlarged anyway. J/k

Like, *scrapes throat* Too much information?
Anyway, same goes for me too(Lol)
(yet I'm underage... I really should stop thinking that way. It stops my emotional evolution :p )

Alcar 07-10-2005 02:48 PM

I've found that it doesn't matter what someone has, if you honestly love them the little things in life (hahahaha, what a pun) go away. I've got chic friends who are well endowed with breasts, and those who aren't.

To be honest, large breasts, those which could kill a small rodent, really put me off.

Alcar...

Statikk HDM 07-10-2005 05:13 PM

My dick is large enough for Myra and Jill.
Anyways, whos our favorite gay lispsing Nazi? Its you Jacob! Yes it is!

Jacob 07-10-2005 08:27 PM

I think Phallus' are nicer looking than Vaginas. Though uncircumcised Phallus' do look like Wombles...which scares me.

'Anyways, whos our favorite gay lispsing Nazi? Its you Jacob! Yes it is!'

*Smirks* Of course.

Facsimile 07-11-2005 06:47 PM

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Like, *scrapes throat* Too much information?
Anyway, same goes for me too(Lol)
(yet I'm underage... I really should stop thinking that way. It stops my emotional evolution :p )

... Under the age to have a penis?

Gretin 07-11-2005 09:26 PM

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Sex is highly overrated and so is the sexual relationship - love is so much more than just sex, and I think part of the reason why marriages and relationships are so unsuccessful these days is because there has been a shift in people's perceptions of what love is - we're now all so infatuated with breast, ass, and screwing that we've totally forgotten about passion, romance, talking, and living
Hear, hear! I totally agree with you on that! There are some people out there (a lot, quite likely) who think along the lines of "if being around someone makes you feel good you're probably in love" or the like. People think love is just a feeling, an emotion, but it's so much more than that. Emotions and feelings can come from it, but they do not define it.
In my opinion, looks count for nothing. In fact, in many (not all, but many) cases, beauty on the outside doesn't go with beauty on the inside!

CheeseOfGlory 07-12-2005 05:03 PM

I agree with amber on this one

Dino 07-12-2005 06:18 PM

Dude what is it with all these random newbies who just register, make one post from out of nowhere, then disappear?

And who is "Amber"? We don't have a member here with that username...

SeaRex 07-12-2005 06:22 PM

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And who is "Amber"? We don't have a member here with that username...

Amber is Ambi's full name.

Dino 07-12-2005 06:36 PM

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Amber is Ambi's full name.

Right, right, right. Sorry I got the whole thing about Colonel Cheese after posting that.

Abeguy 07-13-2005 06:10 AM

ma ya hii, ma ya huu, ma ya hoo, ma ya haha

um yeah, I'm not sure what I think about breast enlargment. bigger may be better but think of the back problems after walking all day with watermelons on your chest