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sliguy101 06-24-2005 07:01 AM

*Highwing flies among the skies*

Highwing: What a fantastic view. I still hope Kaio is having fun. Speaking of Kaio, I had better check on him just to make sure that he's all right.

*Highwing flies back to the hut*

Highwing: I have a bad feeling about this.

*Goes into the hut*

Highwing: SWEET SUPREME! KAIO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Oddish 06-24-2005 10:54 AM

The old guy slowly got up and walked closer to Des.

"Well I don't know what those who told that place can't be visted from here, it was a long time ago. But that's just inpossble to go there" The old guy said wisely.

Des stared at the old dude, and stared down with one hand fildling with his sharp ear. He stared back up again with a suprised exppresion.

" Yikes, the Demons made a mistake. I would be emmbarest if I were they"

The Old guy pulled a serius face when he heard the word Demons.

Des Contiuned...
" And I think I need to pay a visit to them, or as always come to visit me... which should everywhere I go" Des looked at his surroundings. " I better call 'em"

Des walked out a bit and faced slighty up as if he were to call somthing far away

"Hey Demons! I'm here... " He shouted

The Old guy looked at Des.

"Hmmm... Des?" He asked.

Des was to busy calling

"Hey Demons, c'mon! Pop up as you always do."

The Old man internferd

" Des! "

Des tunred around "What?"

Splat 06-25-2005 04:36 AM

Pseok caught sight of Kix below him. She was too close to the building to get a good shot at her. He watched her closely while circling above her. Now this one isn't gonna start talking and if it does, you're gonna ignore it cause it's just that pigion you ate making you go insane.

sliguy101 06-25-2005 05:15 AM

*Highwing's eyes are wide open*

Kaio: It's not what you think!

Highwing: Oh yes it it! You're learning how to use magic aren't you.

Kaio: Yes.

*There was a short silence*

Kaio: I thought I was a wolf of destiny. That's all.

Dave 06-25-2005 09:46 AM

(sorry for the lon absence)
Art and Blaze had been quietly following Charger and co. for a while. Blaze was in a kind of shocked stupor over his wound. Art had been occupying himself changing the anthro's bandages.
Art: "Not to be a pest, but I'm running out of material for binding this wound ... if someone has a pair of tweezers I can at least pull the bullet out ..."

Havoc 06-25-2005 03:46 PM

Charger: Art, you can't stop amazing me... and that's not a compliment. His wound is already healed you moron (OOC: Kix used her magic to heal his wound, you might have skipped that Dave ;)).

He hit Art over the head with a flat paw, then followed Drakko outside.

Charger: Hey pal, I had good reasons to do the things I did. And so far I havn't tried to add some colour to my life by using you, now did I? Quite frankly... it's the other way around. You keep following ME around...

Kaira stepped out the door for a moment.

Kaira: We're all set to leave where ever you guys want to go.

Charger: Alrighy Kaira. We'll leave in a minute then.

*turns to Drakko*

Charger: Hear that! We can start your suicide mission any minute now.

the brew master 06-25-2005 05:28 PM

Drakko:"There going to kill me not you..as far as i'm concernd this should be enjoyable for you"

said Drakko Sarcasticly as he rolled his eyes.

Drakko:"I'll go wait at the jet.."

Drakko dropped the bottle of tequilla he had onto the ground and then walked off to where the private jet was stored.

Splat 06-26-2005 04:02 AM

Pseok looks in shock at the party in front of the house. What on Earth are those... things? He's staring at Charger and Drakko.

Ignore it, they're just the owners of the house, perfectly normal people, it's just that pigeon messing with your insides. And just to prove that they're normal people, you're going to grab that cat from under there noses.
Kix is a little away ahead of the group. Tucking up his wings, he goes into a dive. As he approaches the ground he screeches in the way only a great eagle can, claws forward, grasping towards the cat's back. It is not gonna talk, it's just you loosing your mind. So if it talks you're gonna ignore it!!!

Dave 06-26-2005 11:52 AM

*(oops. all that reading when i'm being looked for ... it's hard to do ... sorry ... )

Art's head spun in amazement. Had it happened? Probably. He was still in too much of a stupor to really say anything. He decided he would start paying better attention.
Like to whatever the hell was diving towards the cat!
But Blaze beat him to it.
Blaze: "Kix! Look out!"
And he dove to cover her from the falling thing.

sliguy101 06-26-2005 12:27 PM

*Kaio and Highwing's hut is silent. The only sound that was made was the clock*

Kaio: I'm bored.

*He stood up*

Kaio: I'm going into the forest. Are you coming with me.

Highwing: It's my duty to go everywhere you go.

Kaio: Oh really...

Highwing: Well, not EVERYWHERE I guess.

*Highwing flew onto Kaio's back. They went out of their hut and stood before the forest, which was right behind them*

Kaio: Get ready, because it's goanna be a bumpy ride!

*Kaio started running fierecly. Highwing start to scream because he was going so fast*

Splat 06-27-2005 04:08 AM

Pseok curses as that thing THAT IS A HUMAN, NOT A tIGER-HUMAN THING leaps into his way. He's to late to come out of the dive completely, but decided to use the oppertunity to show himself that this is a perfectly normal human being. He grasps at the top of Blaze's head with his claws, scratching his skin.

Ok, despite how that felt, that wasn't fur, it was hair. So you can stop telling yourself it was fur. As soon as he'd eaten he was gonna go find himself a psychiatrist.

Dave 06-27-2005 04:21 AM

Art did notice this, however.
Art: "Blaze! What the hell?!"
And he drew one of his guns, pointing it at the thing -- he now could see it was one ridiculously big Eagle -- on Blaze's head. He would have shot right away, but Blaze was wrestling it, and he didn't want to risk hitting the Anthro.

-------

The gunslinger had been making camp ing the woods ... and he decided. He was going to go and take somebody with him. The cats' magic might be useful, and if he set himself to it, the tiger-men (and perhaps the pitiful man in the suit) could be trained to weild a gun.
He quickly packed his few camping supplies and began back towards the village.

Splat 06-27-2005 04:26 AM

Pseok screeched as Blaze grabbed him and flapped madly, trying to get away. he flailed his wings, grasped at the guys body with his claws (and managed to land a few scratches) but with the way he was being held, couldn't bring his beak round to attack, which was his best weapon for self-defence. Ok, so he's a strong human. That doesn't mean anything.
Despite this, he wasn't an idiot. When he spotted Art pointing a gun at him (One thing he could understand) he stopped flailing and did the best job he could of freezing in mid air when he was unable to move more than a foot in any direction.

Dave 06-27-2005 05:19 AM

Art leveled his gun. He didn't want to shoot the animal; it was probably just instinct for it to go after small cats for prey.
Art, oblivious to the fact of the eagle's sentient thoughts, tries to shoo the bird away with waves of his arms.
Blaze rolls his eyes. "Cut the crap," he says. "That's a Great Eagle. Don't treat it like a pigeon."

T-nex 06-27-2005 06:07 AM

OOC| Havoc, it was Krisha, not Kix who healed Blaze ;)

Kis yelled out in surprise as Blaze had pushed her to the ground. She was about to complain, but then she saw what had happened.
She smiled at Blaze in gratitude, but then the eagle and Blaze got in a fight. She watched in excitement, and when to eagle had calmed down, she whent closer.
Krisha then came out.

"Woow, what happened here?" she asked, and then saw the eagle, "oh, YOU again!! Go hunt some other creatures! Can't you see we're in the middle of something?"

She had an annoyed expression on her face.

sliguy101 06-27-2005 07:52 AM

*Kaio started to slow down a little bit, since he couldn't stand Highwing's screaming*

Highwing: Wherer exactly are we going.

Kaio: To Moonlight Lake.

Highwing: Moonlight Lake? What are you talking about?

Kaio: I was with one of my friends. He said that he had been in the Communtiy before. He also said that every night, he would meet up with the Lake's Ghost.

Highwing: But I don't like ghosts!

Kaio: Don't worry. She's a friendly ghost.

Highwing: A she-ghost with a friendly personallity? Now that's a REAL nightmare.

Kaio: Be quiet. We'll be there by moonlight.

Highwing: But the sun is still up.

Kaio: Exactly. It'll take us all day to get there.

*Highwing moaned loudly*

Splat 06-27-2005 10:38 AM

Pseok summed up the situation for himself. There was a cat in front of him that had just spoke to him. He was being held by a half tiger-half human... thing... another man-tiger thing was standing nearby with a real tiger that wasn't trying to eat the cats. A guy was standing in front of him treating him like a seagull and waving a gun in his face and the thing holding him actually knew what he was, which this far south, was unusual.

It's the low altitude air. No pigeon could do all this.

Pseok tried a friendly smile at the guy holding him, though considering he had no lips and a beak designed for ripping flesh, it looked considerably more like a death-glare than he might have liked. But this guy seemed to know what was going on, even if Pseok was having hallucinations that he was some kind of human-tiger thing. And he did look considerable more human than the other one.

"Uh... Hi... I didn't mean to bother anyone... If you just let me go I'll uh, I'll get out of your fur-HAIR!" Well if he hadn't looked like an idiot before he probably did now.

Dave 06-27-2005 10:43 AM

Sheesh, thought Art. For a "Great Eagle," it's sure acting like an idiot.
Art: "Blaze? What do you know about that thing?"
Blaze shrugged, indicating he knew little.
Blaze: "I only know that it's called a Great Eagle and that it can speak. I haven't read up on them much."
He turned his attention to the Eagle.
Blaze: "Don't worry, it isn't fur. It is hair. I came out more human than my brother over there," and he motions towards Charger.

T-nex 06-27-2005 11:15 AM

"Uh hi Mr. eagle, I didn't know you ate cats." Kix said with an Odd expression.

"Oh yea lets kiss kiss and say goodbye. Weren't we going somewhere??" Krisha said annoyed.

"Take it easy Krisha, you don't have to rush like this." Kix said, and patted her on the back.

"Rush? Oh come on. I promise you, once we get to that city Los Santos, you will never want to return." Krisha said with a big smile on her head.

"Uh ok, but first we need to know what Mr. Eagle's bussines is here." Kix said.

"I'm sure it's nothing important..." Krisha responded and rolled her eyes.

Splat 06-27-2005 11:38 AM

Pseok is becoming decidedly more confused and worried for his sanity by the minute. But the guy holding him already seems to think he's an idiot so - in case this isn't some twisted dream - he decides to answer the cat, wording his question very carefully in the hope of getting a proper answer.

Locking eyes with Blaze he says. "I don't eat intelligent things. If something starts talking I won't eat it. my Mother taught me, never eat talking food. Before I was..." He trails off. Bad enough getting chased away from his home because of it, let alone being chased out of some obscure village by people he's only known existed for 2 minutes.

Dave 06-27-2005 12:00 PM

Blaze was interested in spite of himself.
Blaze: "Go on. Your mother said not to eat talking food, and before you were ... what?"
Art, meanwhile, had put his gun away. He sat down and began picking grass out of the ground, waiting to hear more from the Eagle.

Havoc 06-27-2005 12:55 PM

(OOC: HOLY crap all this in two days :|)

Charger stared at the fight, looked after Drakko as he walked off to the Hangar (apparently Charger has a private yet... O.o).

Charger: So you don't eat inteligent food? Would you eat Art then?

He snickerd at the joke but recieved a tailbite from Kaira shortly after it.

Charger: OUCH!

Kaira: Thats what you get, quit making fun of him already.

Charger raised an eyebrow at her, but didn't speak.
After a while Kaira stepped up to the eagle and Blaze.

Kaira: Uhm, Blaze. Drakko kind of wants to leave somewhere, do you want to come along or chit chatting with your new... friend...

She gave the Eagle an odd look...

Dave 06-27-2005 12:59 PM

(ooc:
:

Charger: So you don't eat inteligent food? Would you eat Art then?

Well played, old man. Kudos. :))

Blaze turned to his brother. He decided to stick around.
Blaze: "Okay, Charger. Be right there."
He turned his attention to the Eagle.
Blaze: "Hey, bud. I suggest getting your act together. You don't look so good."
Art, meanwhile, remembered the whole "Let's be buddies, Let's be pals" conversation he had had with Charger a while back, and was already standing near enough to Charger to show he was following, but not close enough to be rude.

Havoc 06-28-2005 12:18 AM

Charger rose a paw as he turned around and walked after Drakko.

Charger: Alright, I'l see you at the hangar in five then.

He then put his paw on Kaira's back and extended his other in the direction of the hangar.

Charger: After you madame...

Kaira snickerd as she walked out infront of Charger and twitched her tail in his face in a playfull manner.

Kaira: Jokester...
Charger: It's my middle name...

the brew master 06-28-2005 12:32 AM

Drakko looks up at Charger and Kaira.

Drakko:"Do you even have a middle name? let alone a last name?"

Havoc 06-28-2005 03:34 AM

Charger: No... do you?

Splat 06-28-2005 07:58 AM

ooc: What Havoc said, all this in 12 hours!

Pseok was, if possible, more confused then before all this. The other tiger-man seemed to hear the tiger. And his relationship was definately more than guy and his pet.

Maybe he'd wake up in a while and realise this was all a twisted dream. In the meantime he'd humor them.
"Well if someone was holding you by the foot in midair and you had to try to keep flying I doubt you'd look better. You could let go any time now... (Blaze is still holding Pseok isn't he?)"
But the last thing he wanted to talk about was why he was here (or at least asleep in the mountains) anyway, but the guy holding him and the human (What was his name, Art? What kind of a wierd guy called his kid Art!) were still looking at him as if they expected his life story, so he made a calculated tactical desision, and tried to change the subject. "Where're you all going?"

ooc: I know Art is short for Arthur, but Pseok doesn't.

the brew master 06-28-2005 12:33 PM

Drakko:"...no..."

Drakko looked back towards the jet as he waited for everyone else to arrive.

T-nex 06-28-2005 01:29 PM

"Oh c'mon, lets go!" Krisha said to Kix, and ran over to the hangar.

Kix followed Krisha, and stopped when she saw the jet.

"Oh cool..." she murmured.

"Cool indeed..." Krisha said in agreement, and pushed Kix aside, as she aproached the jet completely.

"I've only been in a plane one time. It was when..." Krisha explained, but got interupted by Kix.

"We're not interested in your story, lets go already..." She said.

Dave 06-28-2005 04:02 PM

Blaze realeased the Eagle and muttered a short response to it.
Blaze: "On a ride. Bye now."
Art followed behind Charger, and Blaze trotted to catch up.

Havoc 06-29-2005 03:44 AM

Charger walked up to the jet, a private airplane! Who would have thought the old geezer would have a thing like this?

Charger: Uhm... just one little problem. Can any of us actualy fly this thing? I know I can't...

He noticed how Drakko was about to say something (sorry TBM ;)) and raised a paw.

Charger: AND NO YOU'RE NOT FLYING! If I want to get myself killed I'l use a gun.

Kaira: You never learned to fly a plane?

Charger: Are you seriously asking me that? I grew up in a zoo! I didn't even go to pre-school...

Dave 06-29-2005 05:40 AM

Art was impressed at the size of the plane.
Art: "Where are we flying? If someone said so before, I was sorta zoning out ... do we know or what?"
Blaze smacked the back of Art's head.
Blaze: "Charger's right. You're helpless! Even I was paying attention to that. We're going to Los Santos."
Art cringed, obviously remembering a bad experience there. But he said nothing.

sliguy101 06-29-2005 05:59 AM

*Kaio still runs through the forest with Highwing still holding on tight to his back*

Highwing: How much longer? I'm think I'm getting ill.

Kaio: Well I guess we can stop. Sunset IS approaching and the lake is four more hours ahead.

*Kaio stops running and Highwing flies off his back*

Highwing: I'll be taking a short nap.

Kaio: Well I'm not. I have to make sure we get back on our trail at the right timing so I can wake you up.

Highwing: Oh, well I never thought about that.

*Highwing perched himself onto a treebranch and quickly went to sleep*

*Kaio sat down and opened his eyes as wide as he could ever widen them*

the brew master 06-29-2005 12:55 PM

:

(sorry TBM ;))

Yea,you should be.

Splat 06-30-2005 10:47 AM

Pseok was about to fly off but he was also feeling curious at this time. Or perhaps he just didn't feel like leaving now, even if this was a dream.

He flew over to the hangar and saw the jet. He snorted. "You guys are weak. i don't believe you need all that just to fly a little way... So, where ya goin?"

T-nex 06-30-2005 11:21 AM

"Erm... We don't have wings..." Kix said.

"Jeez... That eagle really MUST be stupid." Krisha replied and snorted.

"Erm, we are going to Los Santos. Ever heard of it?" Kix said aloud and shook her head.

"HEY! I have an idea." Krisha said.

"And whats that?" Kix asked.

"Well..." Krisha said and walked over to Charger, "You could hire a pilot... Just pick up the phone or something."

"Right..." Kix said a bit sceptical.

Dave 06-30-2005 11:46 AM

Art sighed. He had passed on taking a flying class two years ago. Looks like now he would've benefitted from taking it ...
Blaze, however, could tell by looking that Art was a "man for hire."
Blaze: "What about Artie, here? He looks like a jack-of-all-trades to me."
He turned to Art.
Blaze: "Whattya say? Can you fly this thing?"
Art: "Well .... uh ..."

Havoc 06-30-2005 01:28 PM

Charger: Art, you're not seriously telling me you can fly an airplane?

Dave 06-30-2005 04:40 PM

Uh oh, crunch time. Art didn't want to piss of Charger ...
Art: "Well ... I guess I can ... I took a class once ... so ... why not?"
Art ambled over to the plane, trying to mask his nervousness.

T-nex 07-01-2005 12:36 AM

OOC| As i said in the WARF RP, I'm going to camp. If the plane leaves, pretend that Kix and krisha is on it. I'm back on monday.