Ha ha, I played footy for Somerset yesterday, we played against Boat Harbour. Tom.. I mean Director Phlegg played hockey. Me and him are in the same soccer team together, so you could say we like a bit of soccer too.

Ah Soccer.That is a good game to play.3rd on my huge list of Like to play soprts right after Cricket and AFL.But I really hate Rugby.I call it thugby or at least that is what my mum does.

Hey Drippik,Can I do a Tag team champion ship match.Well if you don't aproove just let me know and I will cancel the Title.Anyway on my next reply I will do a TLC match.

Welcome back to No way in .For the main event Is a TLC match.3 lots of partners,
Umbra and Rayfax
Bigface and Rancor
Jae matriz and Abex

Enough Talk lets start.

The bells sounds and they are all??? ganging up on Bigface(except Rancor).Rancor takes Umbra out of the slaughtering and starts kicking him in the face.He picks him up and Umbra squirms out.Umbra starts Brawling.
Meanwhile Abex has got the table.Rayfax with the ladder.Jae Matriz is climbing the ladder with Bigface been dragged along behind.Here comes Rancor after Smashing Umbra with a chair.Off the ladder and both have gone through my Announcers table.Rayfax getting a chair.Rancor is being smashed by Abex with the Ladder to the gut.Here comes Rayfax with the chair to the back of Racor's head.Both Rayfax and Abex have picked Rancor up and put him on the table,Rayfax climbimg the ladder set up by Abex after using it.The flying elbow drop off the top of the ladder.Wait a year Rancor has rolled off the table.Through the table Rayfax goes and man is he in pain.Umbra in the ring now with THE chair he was hit with and bam down goes Abex.He is going for another one on Rancor but wait the cruiserweight Champion has Tajiri kicked Umbra in the head,Grabbed the chair and Bam on Umbra AGAIN (but the other one we did not get to in the Bigface beating midst).He is climbing the ladder for the Titles,He is at the Top and Wait a decade
here is Jae with a( it rhymes)ladder.He trips the ladder(Rancor is on)with his ladder and he hits the ladder face first the cruiserweight Champ is Out Cold.His Partner is not looking to healthy either just lying there right in front of me.Both Rayfax and Umbra now up with chairs and a conchairto on Jae.Rayfax now getting out a table.The table is in the ring.It's a 3D.Bam right through the table.Rayfax Climbing but Abex is up and Off goes the ladder.But this must hurt his back he landed on the barricade on his back.Abex and Umbra brawling over the carcas of Rancor.This is what seems to be the last two standing.The winner out of this brawl will probably win the titles.
FIVE MINUTES LATER.
Now both of them are on two set up ladders with chairs and Non used rables beside them.They both go for the hit and bam.they both hit at the same time.They have fallin right through the tables.Now we'll have to wait a very long time before anyone gets up to get the titles or brawl for the titles.Wait a Century up comes Bigface,I thought he was Out Cold.He is climbing a ladder.He is reaching for the titles.Noone is there to stop him now.He has done it DING DING DING DING he and Rancor(even though Rancor doesn't know it)are the new Tag Team champions.

Next day in the recovery ward,"On raw,we'll challenge those two to a match for the tag team titles,"Jae said."Yeh and we'll beat them"Abex said.
In Intensive care
"We'll beat them all for the title on Raw,"Umbra said."Yeh sweet revenge"Rayfax said.
In life support
"Are my titles are shinning like gold,"Rancor gloated."Yeh so does mine,"Bigface said."Oh now the wrestlers are dying quick get the electric pump,"The nurse said.

What do you think General Drippik.

I like rugby, it's good for trying out wrestling moves on people. In one season, I've mastered (or at least tried out) the stunner, the gore, various body splashes and suplexes, spinebuster, and some other ones I don't remember. By the way, I wanna change my wrestlers name to Shane O Mud. Al Snow is gay.

Okay There is always that as the good thing but if you want to try wrestlings moves,If you have a Brother(Preferibly Older You don't get into as much trouble)That's where I try my wrestling moves.I am mainly an Aerial man(We have bunk beds)I have Perfected these moves
Rock bottom
Angle Lock
Air moves I have perfected
5 star frog splash
Flying Kneedrop
Ground moves I have tried and 2/3times they work
Stunner
Crossface
and
Sharpshooter

I do this when My parents are out.

Anyway if you wanna drag this chat to CHAT just tell me and I'll organise a time because we are here to wrestle.

[ August 24, 2001: Message edited by: AussieAbe ]

Hey Aussie Abe, if you're on now (8pm saturday) go to oddchat. I'm not too aerial, a leg drop occasionally. I remembered the other moves I've mastered

Angle Slam
Angle Lock
Rock Bottom
Leap Of Faith (Shane O Mac's finish! Yay Shane!)
Sharpshooter
Walls Of Jericho
Crippler Crossface
Tazzmission
Sleeper Hold
German Suplex
Many suplex variants I make up as I go along.
Superkick
DDT and variants
Twist of Fate

and probably some others. I don't have an older brother so I can only do it in rugby and on people at school who pick on you and the like:

'Hey punk!'
'Punk this!' *delivers superkick*

is a common example.

Welcome back to Raw,Let's review what has recently happend.

Two Saturday's ago
Bigface is getting killed in the cage by the chair by Abex.Jae Matriz is down.Wait a minute here is bigface who has stolen the chair.Bam oh there goes Abex and down goes Jae with the chair too.1,2,3 ding ding ding ding.Bigface has won the handicap matchup.
Last Monday
Rancor going for the cruiserweight championship belt.He has picked up Flaming ray and Bam on the ladder.he is slowly climbing for the title.He has done it.
Last Wednesday
Bigface has challenged Umbra to a match.
four way conchairto.Bigface wins.
Last Friday(at summerslam)
It is a TLC match for the Tag team titles.(Replays show).Rancor and Bigface are the new tag team champions.
Well now on Raw here are all the rivals are in the ring for an announcement.
"At unforgiven we all want a shot at the Tag team titles.So this is what is going to be happening.A Table match for the Tag titles,"Abex Challenges."We accept your challenge"Bigface said."But even if we lose I have got my title.I have got the cruiserweight title and nobody wants to challenge me for it because I am too good"Rancor brags
****Dark island plays****
what it is junior fencer
"Wrong Because I challenge you to a normal match at unforgiven for the title,"Junior says."I accept but under one condition,It is in a cage,"Rancor says"I will put the title on the line and I know I will win because I am too good,"Rancor brags.
****here comes the money plays****
Not Joe macmahon."Hey I want a shot at that title too.You be fighting a three way (and here is the sibulation)Cage casket match and still be ready to fight this Table tag title matchup"Joe says."Okay I accept your match because I am too good"rancor brags(starting to sound like stone cold)."But what about tonight"Jae says.****huge brawl breaks out****

Yeah baby, I'm only 11. I can't pick people up and stuff. I can do these moves :(All of them are finishers)
Angle lock
Stunner
Walls of jericho
Sharpshooter
Scorpion Deathlock
Crossface
DDT

hi evry one hows it going?

name: nonmios
nick name: distruckter
age: 10
theme song: we will rock you
signature move: gut rip
slogan/motto: i'm gona kill you!!!!!! :mad:
:mad:

Wow Luke, you're stupid, stop posting all those oddicons! Like this :mad: :mad: :mad: :flame: :flame:

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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I was talking to VP. His name is luke.

I kinda picked that out and that he is Director phlegs(Toms)younger brother.

I believe It is time to give away a shot at the heavyweight titles.So what I am gonna do is get everyone(Not including Flaming ray)that is 25 or over for a title match.Elimanaiton.For Smackdown.And I will post an elimanation everyday untill we get the champ.
The competitors are
Rayfax
Abex
Pumper(of course)
Joe"Al snow"Mcmahon

So basically over three days.

Here is the first

Welcome back to smackdown here is our main event The Heavyweight elimanation match.
Ding Ding Ding Ding
the bell sounds and they start brawling.Pumper is really putting it to the challengers.Abex being Irish whipped into the ropes by a crowd of people(3).They start brawling again and Abex clothslines the whole crowd.Rayfax and Joe get up while abex starts hammering away at the down pumper.Rayfax and Joe climbing the turnbuckles.It is double 5 star forg splash.oh that must hurt.The pin.1,2 shoulder up.Rayfax can't believe it.
Meanwhile Abex with a chair bam to the head Of Joe.
Rayfax going for the sharshooter.Bam to the back of rayfax's head.Abex is a maniac with the steel chair.For the pin on pumper 1,2 shoulder up again.Man this guy won't give up.The sharpshooter again.He is tapping.Ding ding ding ding.pumper is out.Joe snow,Abex and rayfax still remain.The title will definently change hands.But to who find out tomorrow(actually wednesday but)

Cool idea, can I change my name to Shane O Mud?

Yes you can grid.

Whooohoooo. What kind of name is Joe McMahon? It just doesn't sound right. I musta been stoned when I made that post. Go me in the next elimination match thingy!

Thingy?.I Do have a Name.
Anyway Abex Gets the chair and bam Shane O mud has been knocked out of the ring.Rayfax is up and Wait a bi-century he grabs the chair off Abex and smash into Abex.Shane into the ring and a shot to the head again.Abex is quick to scramble out of the ring and get a chair.Abex and Rayfax have both got chairs.Bam a knock to the head on both of them and both are down.1,2,3,4,5,6,7 the ref counts before Shane scrambles over to Abex and puts his arm over his body.1,2,3 Ding ding ding ding Abex is out.Shane o mud and Rayfax are the two people left in the ring.Both are on the ground.And the ref counts 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8

Will anyone get up before the DQ.find out tomorrow who will win the heavyweight title.

Oh and when this match is over should I post another topic of this Mudokon wrestling because I don't think people are responding anymore because this wrestling topic has turned into a little three way conversation.
Should I or shouldn't I

Sure, why not, call it the MWF: Mudokon Wrestling Federation. I even made a cool logo for it, but I don't have a scanner. It's like the wwf one except instead of 2 w's you do one and underneath the w with the f connected there is an m. Come on Shane! Get up!! Let's go! Millions of people are watching!!! Listen to them chanting 'SHANE O MUD! SHANE O MUD! SHANE O MUD!'
Now get up and pin him damnit!


Also, I wasn't referring to you Aussie Abe when I said thingy, I was referring to the type of match.

Maybe you could advertise it in Off-Topic to get more people interested.

No grid! Me and Director Phlegg called it the WMWF! World Mudokon Wrestling Federation!

Yeh and that is the way it is staying.before I get back to the match I would just like to ask what happend to Director phleg.It has been donkeys years since I last heard from him in this forum.And besides Grid I ain't the one who is running Mudokon wrestling.I am just the commentator.General Drippik is running it.

Anyway back to the match.THE DECIDER.The ref has counted 8 but Shane gets up.Rayfax scrambles over to the ropes.Shane going for the gore as Rayfax scurries over to the turnbuckle.Gore but Rayfax ducks.Bam oh Shane is not lookin too good.

Rayfax is being pounded by Shane.A flying elbow drop.Fly kick.Man he is copping an a** kicking.Shane going over to the turnbuckle to get the crowd to cheer.Rayfax distracting the ref :confused: .Wait a millenium here comes distruckter with a sledgehammer.Shane going after him with a chair.bam down goes Shane who is out cold.distruckter dragging him into the ring.Rayfax for the pin.1,2,3.Ding ding ding ding.We have a new heavyweight champion Rayfax.

THE NEXT DAY.
Shane o mud finally gets up out of the ring.Knowing that he lost a heavyweight title he goes to a pub and starts driking his head off.

NEXT RAW.
"I say I will take Shane's place in the cage casket match at unforgiven.and I will go in the later match for the tag team titles aswell because If I win both of those matches,I will have all of the titles in the WMWF,"Rayfax says,and copies The Rock "IF YA SMELLLLLL WHAT RAYFAX IS COOKING"

Rayfax is a tryhard.

I've made a decision. I commontate no more. Since I am the owner, I shan't commontate. AussieAbe is now permanent commontator! *applause*: fuzzlesmile:

Oh, as for Phlegg, he said something about being banned by his mum or summthn.

Oh well that would explain a few things.And me a perment commentator.***faints*** .

***wakes up*** what the hell. Oh well let's post a new topic to get more people to say something.

One last question that should be on the off topic discussion,What do you think of Nikki Webster.

Sorry! Sorry! It was just a suggestion!


Damn, Shane lost :(


Anyway, if Aussie Abe does Smackdown will I do Raw?

And finally; Nikki Webster is a frigid (scared of boy contact) flat chested 9 year old tryhard pretending she's fourteen. She looks 9. And her songs suck. I heard an interview on the radio with her, about the gayest song in the world this side of the backstreet boys, strawberry kisses, and she said it wasn't even meant to be real kissing because that might be too *raunchy* for the little ones, lol, they're actually just blow kisses. Pretty funny. How I'd love to throw that little red robot thing that she's in love in off the top of HIAC. Actually that's a good idea!!!

Welcome to Raw is Odd, I'm Shane O Mud, back from my drinking, I feel just a little drowsy, but otherwise completely stuffed, er, okay. Tonight will be very special for all of us, as we are being invaded by a strange creature called Nikki Webster, who makes terrible sounds and doesn't look very good at all. Unfortunately we couldn't catch up withher to book a match, but we found her small robot companion, who is now involved in tonights only event, but a very good one, the entire Organization vs. the robot in a death match!!!

*Robot dude comes out to Strawbery kisses and gets the blue hell booed out of him*
*Federation comes out to huge pop, Bodies plays*
*Shane leaves the commentating desk and joins in the fray*
*Every wrestler beats down on the robot and pulls him apart and places limbs in various places of the ring and do their finishers to him*
*After half an hour the ref declares the wrestlers, the winners*

Feel free to ignore that as part ofd the actual program, just for fun.

Yeah grid.

You know, I used to think Aaron Carter was pretty cool. But then I found out, he is in absolute love with that little bitch Nikki Webster!!!!!!!!!!! He probabally had a good time with her in bed or something..

1.I bet there going hard at it right now eh drippik.
2.Grid if you have a wrestler in it wouldn't that be biased.That is what I'd expect.Unless you do other matches apart from The ones that have Shane o mud
3.Why in the blue hell do you like shane o mac.I mean He is trying to take over the WWF.Or are you a WCW/ECW fan.
4.To add to what grid has just said.
Oh and Nikki webster has brang down other people who sound like a person scraping their nails on a blckboard.Oh no Mike brady oh and Redgum.Oh no the worst of all time has just came out."This is Australia Calling".No it can't be.No not John Williamson.No No Noooooooooooooooooo.

(PS:I only did John williamson because of what Full Frontal Thought of him.I tend to like a few of his songs).
HEE HEE HEE.
And no it can not be.THE INVASION.
A sneak preview(General drippik and Director phlegg I will need to use your other Wrestling federation and one my one is in but My one won't be in it.This Is HUGE)
Here comes the brigade from the WSMW.They enter the ring with the Singing least sensations.And wait here comes our lot.C'mon we'll take you's all on.

Later that night.That matches unfold.Justin Storm is in the ring."I would like to go in against Rayfax your champ with both titles on the line.The winner will basically be the messiah of both federations because at invasion,The winner of most of the matches wins.If we win we take over your federation,If you win,well we will keep on coming at ya untill you guys lose your federation.Untill you guys can somehow pull something out of your ass's and get rid of us."I accept your challenge.I will take both titles.THAT IS THE END OF RAW MORE MATCHES TO COME ON SMACKDOWN.

(General drippik and Director phlegg,you have all rights to object to this and i will just stop this and get on track with just the singer take over)

Yeah, that's a cool idea. I posted before to this and it didn't come up!!!!! :mad:

Yay then I only need Director Phlegs permission to do this and I will do a new Topic for this.Hey General Drippik,could ya ask DP for me.

I would, but he's in Queensland. I'm sure you can. Just go ahead with it anyway. :(

Where abouts in Queensland.Tell him when he gets back,if he went to the glasshouse mountains,ask him if he went through Caboolture or Woodford.If he went through Woodford Yay
Caboolture Oh dam.
Anywho let us get back to this Invasion.I shall post a new topic.

Er, he'll be back, in two weeks...

General drippik comes out in person. talks to the muds:

Alright guys, this invasion will change alot of things around here. We have a new addition to our federation, rock hard, and we hope he does alot of damage to the shrykulls. Now, we need to be fighting at full potential, at all times. Because, as you know, the shrykulls have a huge advantage over us; electricity. Now, rock hard, could you come over here for a sec? Now, everyone, I'd like you all to give this man, rock hard, a huge round of applause. *Muds cheer* We will definitely beat these shrykulls with rock hard. And you guys will certainly help him along won't you? Now, rock hard, everyone was expecting you to go back, to your home. What changed your mind? "Well, those shrykulls are a big bunch of bruisers that nobody likes. I am not. Let's see those shrykull asses get kicked!!"

Um it's candy assess

General drippik goes out into the ring:

People.... of oddworld. Rock hard came back to our federation for a reason. And that reason, was because he hated the shrykulls of that federation. But he isn't the best wrestler in the federation. No no, I know who the best wrestler is. You all know this wrestler. Though you don't know him as a wrestler. You know him, as the OWNER OF THE WMWF! That's right. Nobody here has seen me wrestle. Although, I have wrestled, and I can wrestle. And I will lead team WMWF, to the ultimate victory over the WSMW! All of you shrykulls out there haven't seen me wrestle. But I can beat your owner, Director Phlegg!
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Later
...........

name: Kevin Trash:D
nickname: trashlover
age:0,999
themesong: Kevin and a mud girl sited in a tree...
slogan:i will...wait!...i forgot
coments: not to bright!:D :D

Okay, here it goes!

Name:Lucifer

Nickname:Alpha Mud

Age:10 *Thats me age!*

themesong:How many people want to kick some ass

slogan:Drink your ovaltine!!!! I hate that crap! Tasts like diahrea!Thats why I want you to drink it. Cause I hate you! *Bad slogan*

Signature move:Fire and Ice *Does leg lock, then before they hit the ground he kicks them high in the air, lets them fall, then does bodyslam on them*

Comments:Can smell relly bad after 3 minutes because he wears cheap deoderent.

Oddling l:c l

Another antient topic. Geez... Oh well, I might as well commontate this match.

Lucifer electrocutes Kev Trash and kills him. One, Two, Three! Ding ding!

okay heres mine: (sorry if I'm a little late)

Name:Alex

Nickname:Swift

Age:18

Themesong:The opening song in the begging of FFX(the blitzball game just before Sin attacks)

Signeture move:swift Strike(he goes as fast as lighting and stikes them in the belly

Motto:"whos says slow and steady wins the race?"

Name: Sal

Nickname: Salw (notice the silent W on the end)

Age: 5. Not years... not anything. Just 5.

Themesong: The Baywatch themesong

Signature Move: Dong-Knocker. Sal slowly hubbles up to his superior opponent, points up, and says "Look! Diana Ross! SHE CAN FLY!". When the enemy looks up, Sal gives him/ her a swift kicking in the mommy-daddy buttons. Should his opponent be missing some parts, the shin will do just fine.

Motto: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!!!!!"

and I'd like to add this...

Finishing Move: the Mexican Ass-Smasher. Sal runs up to opponent who OBVIOUSLY has no chance left and violently rams his ass at them until they die. This can take up to several days, but the results are satisfying.


FEAR THE SAL!!!!
LOATHE THE SAL!!!!
CARESS THE SAL!!!!

BOOOOYA!!!!!!