Well then leave already Stingbee, it seems like you are just trying to get some attention from everyone. Either get out of here or inprove your grammar. Furthermore, when you post, make sure it is something worthwhile.
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And for the record Stingbee, spam is a post that has no point or pertinence to the topic. Telling everyone your brain is empty has doesn't have much to do with paramite pies, does it? So stop your bitching and leave already. |
I was wondering when someone would call him on that.
Stingbee, reffering people to your douchy thread doesn't make you clever, cunning or devious. It makes you look like an imbocile. Now go if you're going to. But it seems like you're just doing this for attention, I don't think you have the balls to leave. Someone ban this dumbfuck. You better hope to shit that I'm not the last one to respond to this. Edit: Thanks, Max. |
And on that note, I think it's time you all stopped talking to the kid. He wants to read this kind of stuff.
I don't. Pick your allegiance now. |
I do wounder what's the recipey for making Stuff.
"Stuff we found and killed" "We just don't know A-OOOGA!" I just find it hailours :p |
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OK! I'm thinking i should make a thread continued from this one called 'The Earth to Oddworld franchise.'
So what do u think should i open it? P.S. It's about politics,businesses,restraunts,etc. P.S. x2 I thank T-Nex for inspiring me to make the 'paramite pies recipie' thread. I worship u! :p :lol: P.S. x3 What i meant about 'politics,businesses,restraunts,etc.' I ment putting things from what's currently is going on on earth onto a form of oddworld related things and can someone PM me giving me ur e-mail. B-U-T 1.only if u can help me make a newspaper like The Daily Deception which means 2. u have to be looking at news websites every sunday and 3. (the most important rule) U have to in some way make fun of George Bush! Post if u want to be the person to help me make the newspaper and i will draw ur name out of a hat and anounce it on friday! |
Enough! What's this thread for?
Slurg Sundaes:- Serves 2 people per 3 slurgs 1. Collect a basket of slurgs, don't let any pop. 2. Take slurgs to the kitchen and pop them, catching the innards in a bowl. 3. Place skins under a radiator to dry 4. Stir innards, and slowly add cream till the mixture turns pale pink 5. Sprinkle in some sugar to your liking. 6. Stir the mixture and place in freezer for 25 hours 7. Retrieve skins, clean them and then grind them into a fine powder. 8. Take slurg mixture from freezer and pour into ice-cream glasses. 9. Sprinkle ground skin over ice-cream mix. 10. Consume immediately (before the fleeches arrive) And of course, the famous... MOLLUCKS MYSTERY MEAT:- Serves however many you want it to serve 1. Find some meat! Paramite, Scrab, Mudokon, Fleech, Meep, whatever you've got lying around. 2. Cut meat into even chunks, approximately 2 inch cubes. 3. Mash chunks into paste. DO NOT BLEND! 4. Stick a few shards of glass and bit of metal into the mixture (Mystery Prizes!) 5. Shovel into pointlessly elaborate, non-biodegradable clear plastic containers |
Dear god, does that count as a bump?
this thread has almost been dead for a month. Oh well. |
meep n' grubb chewz:
1. grab a meep and a grubb 2. stuff them in the oven, put onto 18 degrees 3. take out the carkasses, removed guts, meat and other soft stuff, and put into a blender 4. put the bones into a grinder, untill it is reduced to dust 5. take out the meep and grubb juice, and put into a bowl, sprincle on the bone dust 6. take the eye balls, and mush them up, put the mush into the bowl, and gently mix for 30secs to a min. 7. put into a tray, and freeze over night 8. take out, and cut into squares 9. enjoy (hardly possible)! and there you have it, a highly complex gormey food. *edit* i guess splat edited before me, and sorry if i helped revive this thread. |
I apologise. This thread was only about 5 positions from the top when I saw it. I wouldn't call that dead.
Mudling, that's... interesting. A little confusing though. Did you mean 180 degrees? Cus 18 is less than room temperature. |
yes i did, sorry. thanks, i know it's confusing, but that's the way i like to make things, but not other things to be! :)
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Easy 10 Step Bone Bashers
1. Go to necrum.
2. Nick some bones. 3. Grind into powder. (Instead you could go to bonewerkz for the Bonepowder but NOT the Brewery because it is extra-explosive and it would have blown up with the Brewery.) 4. Put your bonepowder in bowl 5. Add water, flour, and, Mudokon eggs 6. Mix 7. put the dough that you should now have on a table. 8. seperate and shape into "clubs" 9. Bake for 30 minutes at a moderate heat setting. 10. Leave for 10 minutes to cool down, then eat. ENJOY!!! (For a really tasty treat fill with fryed Paramite meat!) *edit* Try bashing your head with it if it is too hard to chew. But now that I think about it, if it was that hard, you probably too hard to bite. Anyway, it will not only make it softer, it will knock you out and make your "noggin" (that being your skull) softer |
HEY!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?! LAST TIME I LOOKED AT THIS THREAD IT WAS COVERED IN BLOODY-F**KING RECIPIES!!!!!!!!
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Hey! nice spamming!
Also a double post! double whammy! |
I think it is time for this thread to be offically closed.
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I am sitting here laughing at the reply from "a flock of seagulls" (I LOVE IT !!!) and you say THAT!??! Damn you... |
Okay, first of all, knock it the fuck off! You want to get banned within the first day of your existance here as a member, this is a good way to do it.
Spam is NOT TOLERATED ON THE FORUMS. Plain and simple. Double posting is prohubited as well. ...Yeah. Damn me for telling you not to spam. How dare I try to get you to follow the rules. |
Also, it makes you look like a real ignoramus. It makes the x axis bar come up, and the page is annoying to navigate. Lay the **** off.
Go Dipstikk. |
Dearest 'Dipstikk', on behalf of viper19 - who is a learner driver - a thousand apologies. Instruction in etiquette is underway. Mini Vee appreciates your epic patience in this matter. Won't happen again. Well, if it does, please do apply the usual consequences.
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don't dubble post
don't spam don't bring back old topics I'll be nice this time because you are a new member ;) |
Fuzzle Pie
Take 4 Fuzzles (Wild, if they're secodn hand from Vykkers labs, then they will have bactieria in them, not what you want for food) Remove the eyeballs and cut them open, roming the cornea. Then, using a lemon squeezer, twist the eyeball round until all the jelly is out. Store the Jelly in a bowl. Pluk all the fur from the Fuzzle until bald. Peel the Fuzzles Skin and mix with Pastry Mix. Kill the Fuzzle. Once you have made your pastry, slice up the heart and liver, and put inside the pie to be. Now take your eye Jelly, and pour it into the pie. Give it a top, and smuther the top with milk. Then stick the Fuzzle Fur on. There you have it, your fury fuzzle Pie |
I'd put down a recipe on how to make a mudokon pop, but I think it's a little too violent and obvious.
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Edit: Half of the post removed, due to change of mood.
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(This still is a dumb topic.)(That's my opinion.) |
hmm...actulley, you popped it up again and I've never posted here
maybe since some creatures in OW are based off ones here, try this Meep chops Clakkerz legz escarslurg Gabbit legs "Gabbiar"=taken by game here's a Q: do clakkerz lay eggs, if so there are a variety of omelets you can make scrabs are like crabs kinda so just make them into your crab type foods escargot can also be made with thudslugs Zapflies could be use to add a shock to alcoholic beverages I bet there is more but oh well |
You've given e a great idea Abe16! Thanks:
Shokk Soda Ingredients: 3 Zapflies mudokon bones and tears 1 dried stingbee sting Clean sparkling water Caffiene A big mixing tub Method: Mix the mudokon parts and water as you would for Soulstorm Brew in the mixing tub, then, when it is a nice pale green, grind and add the stingbee sting. This will give a tangy and refreshing quality. Stir in the caffiene to give it an addictive and energizing flavour, and finally, agitate the Zapflies so that they emit their shock, and direct the shock into the tub. Control it so that the drink turns a turquoise colour, then test it on a slave to make sure it is safe. Provided they don't get electrocuted, the drink is safe. The electric charge should make the drink more explosive and fizzy an should keep you charged up so, try our new Vykkers Labs Shokk Soda today! For an alternate taste, try using Electroshocker electric charges instead of zapflies to give a sharper, more bitter taste. For a more fruity taste, repalce the stingbee stings with 1/4 of a pureed spooceshrub. Try it now! Note: Has been known to cause nightmarish eplilepsy and seizures among Mudokons and Interns. Hope you enjoy this new soda, brought to you exclusively by Vykker's Labs! |