Yeah that one was funny,
My favourite: " Oh no, Suzie! Suzie! He's after the cornbread!" |
My fave is Aslik's press conference: "Those stinkin slaves! I mean...my fellow employees! Uncle Aslik's been takin good care a ya, right? He loves all a ya like you was my own, right? But if we don't catch this Abe guy, it the brew that's for all a ya! Now, what are ya waiting for? Get back to work!"
I don't know what he said about the brew, but the rest is still funny. |
My favorite line is the whole scene in MO over the big well. I'll reconstruc it from memory. Here goes:
Mudokon:Well, there it is Abe. Jump in! Abe:Uh, well, don't ya think that's a bit too high? They look up, Vykkers Labs is like, 500ft in the air. Mudokon:Looks fine to us. Another Mudokon:Come on Abe, don't ya wanna rescue yer brothers and whatnot? Abe:But don't ya think that's a scary lookin' well? Camera pans down to a well which looks like it came out of a nightmare. Mudokon:Forget it Abe!ow go before it's too late! Another Mudokon:Yea Abe!We got yer back! Abe:You promise? Mudokon:YES! Abe is hesitating, and a mudokon pushes him off the cliff. Abe then flys really really high like he has 20 rockets on his feet.All the mudokons look at how high he's going. Mudokon:Woa...That's too high for me! They all look at eachother and dart offscreen. I doubt I got it completly right, but this is what I remember it as. |
Two. both from AE.
Dripik: Screw you Aslik! Slig: I love dis job! |
Here's one of mine:
The one with Phleg and the slig: "This is Director Phleg, disengage 'someword' lightning bolt." "Huh? What?" "Disarm the main gates!" "Oh." "Do it, ya idiot!" "Oh. Oh, gotcha." |
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Crawlingslig: We're screwed! Pamts pants! i need some pants!
Brewmaster: It's not fair, we had twice, the flavor...AHHHH! :) I like that one. I always have it in my head. |
I love the scene in AE when abe it falls in stocyhard and it tells the story of scrab and paramite
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Abe at the Monsaic Lines: "I had just got past those slogs, when the strangest thing I saw. A Big moon was before me, and its face was my paw. Then I fell... down a cliff... and smashed my head. When some Bigface appeared, and said I was dead. Said our land was changing, was inbalanced, at best. (< not sure) He told me my faith was to rescue the rest. For Paramites and Scrabs had been sacred once, But that was before rupturefarms turned them into lunch. And they live in the Temples, and that's where they still nest. And facing these creatures... that was my test." -Abe Abe's Paramonia Script:): "I had visions of Paramites... living in the wilds, How they were before I was a child. Then I saw what we did. Ignored their cries. Cut them up for Paramite Pies." "The Bigface said I've learned much... troughout my quest. This handscar would help me, for more dangers await. I will need its full power to complete my faith." -Abe Abe's Scrabania script: "I had visions of Scrabs... safe in the wilds, How they were before I was a child. But we chopped them up,... into little cakes, Scrabs destroyed for profits sake." "My quest was completed, I expected to rest. Then the Bigface revealed the intent of my quest, With two scars together... on the back of each hand, They could shutdown rupturefarms and restore the lost land." -Abe Shrykull Unleashed: "With handscars complete, the spirits took form... Now my chant had power... Rupturefarms should be warned. (Yeah, *smacks hands together* Yeah.)" -Abe |
You have a good memory big bro boggie
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it's not a line, but i love the things the sligs do before "The Magog on the March", which include pretending to play the guitar with his mice and playing golf! had me in stitches!
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My new favorite line is now what Boilz say's during the tutorial:
"Oh! And whoever borrowed my back-hair trimmer, give it back before I tear off yer face!" And on Munch's Oddysee, when Humphrey and the other Vykker begins to quarrel, it's funny how they do it. I'll try to remember best I can Vykker: Humphrey! What are you doing!? Humphrey:Shh! Be nice! Yer spoilin' my concentration! Now hold still, damnit! Vykker:Oh, I can't believe it! You're not workin' on our new and improved fabric softener! Humphrey:Ya know, you really need to start thinking big. Vykker: (stutters) What!? That's exactly what you said you worked on that shampoo brightner! Humphrey:Now, look! That tested just fine on the Fuzzles! Vykker:It burned holes on our customers heads! Humphrey:No progress without risks. Vykker:Risks!? RISKS!? That's the last damn Gabbit there is! It's lungs are worth a fortune! And you're sticking sonar in it's head! Munch:Sonar? (Zap!) Beeeeeep (Gasp) Humphery:Hmp! Munch: (groans) Humphrey:Just think, those long nights, us pulling critters out of cages. Vykker:And finding them takes ages! WHAT'S THAT GOT TO WITH- Humphrey:WILL YOU JUST, SHUT, UP!? |
Fattthe line were stranger bounty's McBoomboom "boom boom i say" i belive it was obisly imitating basil brush >.< or from MO "oh i left the fuzzle on the burner "oh thats discusting an they make such a mess !" an from AE "scewed were screwed pants i need some pants !!!!" from pantless slig XP
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Yeah. I like those lines as well. 'Specially the part where the Slig screams out of the engine room for pants. :lol:
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Favorite 3
Abe, AO- "We made some good scrab cakes too."
Slig, AE- "Step right up!" THAK! "Heh heh heh I love this job! ... Step right up!" Alf AE- "If you were to cheap to not buy our last game, here's what ya missed." |
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"If you were to cheap to purchase our last game, lemme tell ya a bi' about wha' happened. It was all about this Abegu..." Sorry, I can remember every single word from the games. Except for Munch.:p |
okay...
That correction was really pointless... :|
anyway... heres another "But with our new sonar enhanced gabbit, it gets the critters, and it brings them back. More studying more time, more Moolah." sorry, big bro boogie if i'm not exactly perfect... *cough* OCD *cough* :lol: |