Jonathon:Well, in the Red Barons Scripture, he put a flag the says RB.

Jonathon drew out the flag.

Rick:What does RB stand for Red bastard? or Red Baron?.

Why would he mark the treasure with a flag?, I mean preety obvious place eh?.
By the way did you use to work for him jhonaton?.

Bob sees a tiny island in the distance
Bob: LAND AHOY, LAND AHOY!
Bob shoves Rick out of the way and tries to take over the wheel.

Hope I'm not too late.
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Name: Captain Melonbutt
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Weapons: Plasma gun with dual rockets (just kidding).
Two pistols, two daggers.
Which crew: Something Insane This Way Comes (own crew)
Personality: Technically insane. Loves Coca-Cola, crisps (cheese and onion), sometimes eats the brains of victims, kills for food and money.

Johnathon:Arr,1714, The redbaron. We were attacked by other pirates, trieing to steal our tresure. So me and the redbaron hid in a cave, and telve other of our rew were with us. We dug hole, and dumped all our money inside. so noone would find it. I thought it was a lousy idea. But let me tell ya, never get the redbaron angry. he left a flag that had his name, RB, RedBaron. Fought until it was me and the Red baron. I dogded the gun fire and i hit the red baron. I got on their ship, and sailed away, oh yeah and before we left we moved big boulders in the way of the cave. and thats how i found you guys.

Johnathon takes a deep breath and has some beer.

(occ: never too late martion, not never).

Rick: Hey that's my magical wheel not your's!
*punches Bob*
(being drunk is fun)

Jimmy: Calm down lads! We're nearly there.

*He drinks beer*

Jimmy: Jonathon, you'll have to lead the way when we land.

Jonathon:Aye yi captain.

The ship lands near the island. Jonathon lowers thr ancor.

Jonathon:it's on the other side of the island. There it is. we need to beak the rocks.

Jimmy: Ok, theres a shovel on deck. Or maybe we could use the cannons! :D

jonathon:Ready...set...FIRE!

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

CRASH!

Jonathon: Finally! My-I mean our teasure! will be found! Okay, I dont remember exactly where the treasure was hidden. So jimmy, you check in that tunnel and Rick you check in that tunnel and Bob you go with rick!i'll go with jimmy.

Jimmy: Ok good plan.

*He sets some driftwood alight to use as a torch*

Jimmy: Come on Jonathon, let's go...

*They enter the cave*

Jonathon:you know, the redbaron also put some markers to find his treasure in one of these caves.

Jonathon looks around for red markers.

Jimmy: Hey I found one! If we follow this tunnel we might find the treasure!

*They run through the tunnels*

Jonathon:SWEET MOTHER OF PEARLS! The Tresure!

jonathon takes the shovel and starts digging not realizing that the ground was breaking.

Both:Ahhhhhh!

Jonathon lands in a pile of money!

Jonathon: Oh m God! We're here!

Jimmy: Crap, where are we?

*Torch goes out*

Jimmy: Shiver me timbers! Now we are screwed! Rick! Bob! Help!

Bob rubs his nose
Bob (to Rick): Any idea which way we should go now?

Jonathon hears a rattaling sound. Cha-ching cling.

Jonathon:Uh, jimmy, I think we're in the room of the scecret tresure of the Red Baron!We're RICH!

Jimmy: What? Treasure! Yay!

*He jumps around happily in the dark with Jonathon*

Jimmy: Ok, but how do we get out?

Jonathon:Oh, wait let me see your torch!

jonathon takes off his socks and shoes.

Jonathon:My momma always said, my feet are so rusty they could light a fire!

The torch lit up again.

(occ: torches in the time of pirates I think you mean matches)

Rick:Bob were getting no-where let's find the captain *follow's trail*
Hey a boulder theres something shiny behind it let's go bob!
*moves boulder* "We found the gold and the(sigh) captain, shit.

Bob: Oh well, you can't win every time. So what's the loot, eh Captain?

Jimmy: Well, Jonathon and myself have stumbled upon the Reb Barons treasure!

Jimmy: All we have to do is take what we can carry back to the ship!

Jonathon:I got my sock!

Jonathon takes off his socks and starts filling the sock up with money.

Rick jumps in to the sea of money. "Wait! captain I forgot before I joined your crew I use to work for a cruel man by the name of captain melonbutt(the others laughed).
He swore he'd hunt me down and kill me if he knew I was ere he'd take our gold,after all he is an accomplished swordman.

jonathon: But does he have a better aim with agun than me?

Jonathon finds 3 jewels.

Jonathon:Wow! i never knew he had these! Looks like he's been keeping secrets from me!

Rick:still worried grab's an amyeshyt. "Well I guess he can't have found me yet".

Bob's eyes shine brightly.
Bob: Aye, Jewels!
Bob fills his pockets with jewels and jems.
Bob: There's nothing to worry about Rick, you've got treasure.
Bob carries on stuffing his pockets.
Bob:I can't fit any more in!

*Jimmy removes his hat to put money in*

Jimmy: Rick, don't worry. You're safe with us!

Everyone else: Arr!

*Continue getting stuff*

Jonathon:Ready!
Jonathon has a crown on his head, an amulet in one hand, a gloden cup in another hand, and money in two of his pockets.

*Jimmy holds diamonds in his mouth*

Jimmy: *with mouth full* I think that's ishhh...

Jimmy: Letshh go...

Jonathon walks to a cave.

Jonathon:This is the way out.
Jonathon walks out and goes on deck.

Jonathon:Swab the poop deck!

*They drop all the treasure into some storage barrels*

Jimmy: Ok! Someone take these into the hold.

*Cracks open beer*

Jimmy: Let's celebrate!

Jonathon:Horray!

jonathon drinks until he see's pink elephants. LOL.

Bob cheers with delight (and beer)
Bob: Where is the ship? Has anyone seen the ship? The ship? Where's the ship?
Bob falls straight over the side of the ship and into the water.
Bob: Ar, I canny swim!

Rick throws him a rope.

(occ:that little proluge was a opening for martion to join in)

Bob grabs hold of the rope
(occ:Maybe he forgot that he joined)

Jonathon: Swab the poop deck!

crew:What!
jonathon:I dont know, i always wanted to say that.

Jonathon said with a drunk look.

Jimmy: *Drinks beer* Does anyone know if we have anything to eat?

......Oh crap.
Rick:we should head for land then come back and do whatever the hell the captain say's.Let's kidnap a princess I hear princess Bertie is about to have a ball for her 18th birthday, what do you say lad's?.

I know this a bump but...I can't help but want to revive this RPG it was fun.