It was good, BBS. It's nice to know that there is a lot more coming up later! Keep them coming! ;)

We settled down and set camp up, because of the thunder & Lightning storm above.
"I have a bad feeling about this...something's not right..." I said.
About 3 hours later a slig came running into camp saying something tthat nobody could understand.
"Hold on little fella, say it nice and slowly" Said Zigget.
"The Ice...gone...melted... Hurry...run!" He said, with exhaustation.
At first nobody understood what he meant but soon everybody did.
A gigantic wave about 700ft was head are way.
"Oh...CRAP!" Said Slug.
There were screams everywhere as everyone tried to run, but it was no use, everyone bumped into eachother or fellover, by the time everbody was ready, the wave was a couple of metres away.

We all stopped, and stared at the great wave about to over-whelm all of us.

It hit the ground, causing millions of waves, killing half of us all.
I hit the surface with Slug and Grunt on my back, I started to try and swim too the nearest tree, but it was no use, I coudn't swim, nobody could.
Eventually a wave gave me a boost, I grabbed for the tree, but missed.
I repeated the same action for a long time, until finally I reached the tree.
I climbed on to the nearest branch, and helped other sligs get on.
I saw zigget, swimming for his life.
"Zigget! Come on!" I shouted.
"Sorry, my life is about to end, and anyway, they need you the most, then you need me."
He pointed to Slug and grunt.
Ziggy stopped swimming, and let the water take away his life, he started to sink into the deep and cold water.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I cried.

We sat on the branches for ages, and ages, and we started to set up are sleeping bags, I was taking out are sleeping bags, First Mine, then Grunt's, then Slug's, I took out Zigget's, looked at it for a while and stuffed it back in my bag.

So, what do you think of this chapter?

Awwww.... that was so sad. :( But is Zigget really dead? Hmmmm....... anyway it was a good chappie. I like it! :)

If I told you that, it would spoil the story.
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We woke up the next day, the sun was shining in early morning, the water drained, leaving us too climb down, so we did.
"So look who it is, those gang of sligs!" Said sombody who just popped out of a bush.
"Muds at Twelve o' clock!" Grunt said.
We all turned to face, the same five sumo Mudokons, who looked fatter then are last experience.
"Oh, great. Now the fat muds are going to kill us." I sarcastically said.
"Prepare for the ultimate ass-whoopin' suckers" The leader, said.
One of them charged, like a bowling ball, hit 3 sligs in the chest and ate one.
Another Sumo ran, hit Commander Rukkise in the stomach and he went flying into a tree.
They regrouped and went for a charge, Monty quickly pulled out a bomb from his suit-case, aimed, and threw the bomb at about 300Mph.
The bomb hit them, suddenly there was a big rush of fire that engulfed the Sumo-Muds, then the fire went down, leaving five Fat Muds running around on fire
"This fire's hotter then my rear after a curry!" One of them was screaming.
"Damn you Vykker!" Another shouted.
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!" Another cried.
They ran out into the rest of the jungle, screaming.
"We won't be seeing them again, they wouldn't possibly survive that heat!" Monty Shouted.
"Thanks for saving everyone, Monty."
"No problemo, but in return, do this favour, as soon as you find this guru guy, blow of his damn head!" Screamed Monty.

We ran, this time, because we were late for arrival at the Monosaic lines were the war starts, there we would meet up with unit 7, Unit 10, Unit 2,3,4,5,6,8,9 and the special forces. We would also get reinforcements, then we would start the battle, and then we decide the future of Mudos, Industrial side wins more of Mudos, or Native wins more of mudos.
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We got to the central dome, and received more sligs. We ran straight to one of the smaller domes, looked down the cliff, and saw billions of Mudokons, All different tipes, Mudarchers, Tomahawkers, Natives, And the Odd shrykull or two running around, and the elums, two many for us to kill, and fat green blobs were wondering around, and a Mudokon in a black cloak floating around, too are suggestions, it must be the guru.
"Green blobs? How the hell do those Sumo-sized Muds survive!??" I screamed
All the units stood around the mossy canopy of trees looking down.
"Were doomed." Said Monty, and started too cry.
"We need a few more sligs if we are gonna defeat them." said Slug.
"Someone need help?" Said somebody.
We all turned, to see Zigget, ready for battle.
"Zigget! How did you survive?" I asked.
"Well, I'll tell you later. We got a planet to win!" Ziggy shouted

I'm leaving that there, And the reason I've got 2 chapters is because
nobody replied :( .

Heres my Odd Biography (V2)
 

Right, the origanal thread heres my odd Biography is going to take a trip to Necrum Burial grounds because nobody replying.

So I'm starting this new thread with all the story on just in case.





I'm Biggy bro slig. I work at Splinterz. My friend is Slug, He's a Slig Shooter.
Me and Slug have been palls ever since we were both Slig Shooters at Rupture Farms. Then we were stamped 'Slow and Useless' and thrown into the Slig Market. We were taken by a guy named Lieutenant Dripik, so we went with this guy, and into the Slig Barracks. We stayed for a few months, then Dripik came running out his office shouting " I got another 1 Million Mullah! So I've been rised to general!" he said with tears in his eyes. We made loads of friends at the Slig Barracks, and they all blew up. So in the Slig Lounge we were all watching M.O.M. Suddenly a news bulliten popped up saying 'A Slig's Dream, Big Bro Slig! Take a series of injections, a special formula, and you, will become a Big Bro Slig, If you want to become a Big Bro Slig, Call VYKKERS LABS SECUTARY at 795428, and they'll land in your garden.'
So I was chosen out of 7,000,000,000,000 Sligs. A load of other Sligs' were chosen. So we went to Vykkers Labs,had the series of injections and the formula. We got ready to go back when, we got news that our boss had been killed, part of the Slig section had been demolished, we went back to pick up more Sligs, fortunately Slug was one. We got shipped off to an auction. we got won by a guy named Splinterz, so we went off there, we setteled in, we love our boss. We are getting ready to go to war with wildlife, we all have targets, mine is a Bird called Noggin.

Right now we are going through Spooce Shrub Forest, and being attacked, Sligs are dying, and two Big Bro Sligs got beat to death by a band of Tomahawkers! And Another sl... Can't talk now!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Take that you son of a B...BOOM!...tch!
Yo! Biggy! help! I'm being beaten here!
Just wait Slug!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Nice move! You need to license that ass of yours as a dangerous weapon, jumpin' on everyone!

Ok, I have a chance to talk, Anyway, The remains of the Army is heading away from Spooce Shrub Forest, are next stop is probably the rubble of Soul Storm Brewery.

The plains of rubble, mound over mound there's rubble.
"Hey cool! look there!" said Slug
"Where?" I said
"Over where that Meep is!" Slug shoated
"Ok, Ok... Wait a minute why the hell would a meep be in the middle of a giant rubble desert?!!" I wondered.
"Hey! It's drinking a soul storm brewery bottle!!!!" Said Grunt, another friend of mine.
Suddenly the Meep bubbled a bit, fell over, and turned into a monstrousity, a horrific creature, about 3 times bigger then the Almighty Raisin, it was flying in the sky, one huge eye, 4 arms & Hands with claws on each, and had a scorpion like tail but electicity shot out.
"RUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
The Meepontosauras dived, shot some sligs with it's tail, got a few sligs in his mouth and chewed.
"It's me and you Slug next, my friend" I whimpered.
The Meepontosauras dived again, heading straight for me and Slug.
"AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Wham! The Mutated Meep grabbed, chewed and swallowed.
Bong! We fell into the stomach, and cried for help.
"Help! Were Injured here! Slug!" I cried.
It was too late, Slug was lying, still, just Still.
"Need help?" said Someone in the piles of grass that had been eaten.
"Who are you?" I said.
"I'm Monty, the vykker, and my friend here is Richy Etard, he's also a vykker. We sell things from the Vomit Gun 9000 to Mudokon Eggs, so, like to by anythin?" Said Monty.
"What happened to this... Meep?" I asked Richy.
"This was a failed vykker labs test, the meep has to drink something bad for itself, then it turns into this!" Replied Richy.
"Can you help my friend Slug?" I asked, hoping for a good answer.
"Yeah, sure."
So the Vykkers did there bit, And after that, they kept on trying to sell things to me.
"Have you got any Bombs?" I asket the two of them.
"HELL YEAH!" Shouted Monty.
I bought the bomb for 200 Mullah, and set it up.
"Hold Still!"
BOOM!
It was horrible, but it worked. The Meep Fell to the ground, and split in two, spilling all the contents everywhere.
"Biggy Bro? Where are we?" Said Slug.
"I doesn't matter about that, lets just move on from this rubble.

Next stop, Slig Barracks. (Boy, this'll bring back memorys!)

We are currently in the office of general Dripik (Well, to me it's just some rubble). We ended up having Richy and Monty coming with us.
"There they are." whispered someone.
"Did you here that?" said Grunt.
"Yeah" Said Slug.
I looked down three stories of this floor, and saw 5 Mudokons, but they were different, they looked more like Sumo Wrestlers then Native Muds.
"Come on Muds! Attack!" Said the fattest.
Sligs were running around screaming, some even fell off the scaffolding on the side.
"What the hell are they?" asked Monty.
"Fat Mudokons, EXTREMELY FAT." I Shouted.
It was horrifying seeing these green fat blobs climbing the pipes and scaffolding.
"Come on you IDIOTIC SLIGS! You can fight!" Shouted the commander.
One of the Sumo's got up, but it only took one kick to send him down to the bottom again.
"So you want to play rough now?! OK!" Shouted the one who had just fell.
He started to shake the scaffolding, sligs were falling off, eventually, we were all on the ground.
"Hey, Monty, what did you say before about a Vomit Gun 9000?" I asked Him
"Why, do you want one?"
I nodded.
He gave it too me, It was just like a water pistol, so I pumped it up, put my gas mask on and fired.
The Vomit was pouring out and and hitting the sumos, the Muds automattically caught the bug and starting spewing everywhere, got the hint, and started walking away.
"We will return! We will retauuughhhhh!" Said the fattest, aswell as vomiting.
We walked on, chatting away.
"Hey, R.etard, any other things you sell?" I asked Richy.
"What did you call me?!!!" Demanded Richy.
Me, Slug and Monty burst out laughing, then kept on walking.

Next stop, Feeco Depot.

One of the Trains was on the rail when the rail broke of and The Train slid straight down the cord, crashed into a pile of old greeters and blew up.
“Cool! Hey look at that, Richey!” Said Monty, nudging Richy.
All Richey did was drool.
A Second Train came on the same rail, and was going so fast, came of the cord, broke the sound barrier, and coupled safely back on to the other side of the rail in the entrance of Feeco Depot.
“Wow! Hey, Richey! Did you hear that?” asked Slug.
“Did he hear me?” He Asked Slug, again.
“Yeah, he heard you; just his personality can some times match his name. But sometimes he can speak perfectly well, weird, isn’t it?” said Monty
A third train came along, but this time, it stopped off at the station we were on.
The Door swung open, at least 20 Greeters came out, the train left and we were left with these greeters.

The Greeters did nothing but stare at us, we were left with these mindless greeters.
We walked forward, the greeters moved back, we took another step forward, the Greeters completely fell of the station, and all we heard was the greeters going ‘Crap, Crap, CrapCrap, HI.’.
The next train came, we swung the door open and through the mudokons that were in it, and went off.

Back at the station
“We’re Free!” the muds were shouting.

We came out of the train, and to my suprise, there were glukkons by the millions, but one of them stood out of them all the most, it was wearing pink, with flowers on it.
"Hello, Lady!" I said, along with a whistle.
"Shut your mouth!" Shouted the female, and her slig body guard hit me with a stick.
I walked to the conductor,
"What time does the next train go past the Mudomo vaults?" I asked him
He replied "In about 20 minutes, you can catch it if you hurry up, it's on station twenty."
So I went back to the Guys , and told them:
"We can jump off the train when we're over the Mudomo Vaults."
"That's risky, it's like going down a back alley with two Big Bro sligs." Richy Replied.
"HEY!" We all shouted back.
"Like I told you, he dosn't think before he says his thing." Monty told us all.
We all rushed to platform 20 and waited for the train to come.
When it finally came, it brought us a little suprise...
The door swung open, Hit me on the face, and out popped Mudarchers.
They were coming out of every crack possible, Windows, Doors, Vents, even one came out some crack, to digusting to mention!

In about five minutes later, the Mudarchers were tied against a pole inside the train, while we questioned them.
"Who sent you?" I asked them.
"Some strange Mud that lives in a hut all day and goes by the name of Guru."
Replied the first.
"Why did he send you?" asked another slig.
"To assasinate all you on this train."
"That is all" Commander Rukkise announced.
It came to the time when whe had to jump of the train, so we got ready, and waited. And while we were waited, we met the strangest thing ever, It was snowing over the mudomo vaults!
So we opened the door, and a sudden blast of coldness hit the Train.
It came to just Me and Slug
"Go slug......NOW!"
Slug jumped off, (he looked more like a rock falling out of a train then a paratrooper!).
I counted in my head...1...2...3...GO!
I jumped, hit the ground head first in the snow, smashed my slig visor and broke my gun.
"You Ok?" asked slug.
"Yeah, but I can't see, my Visor broke."
"We'll settle camp here." Commander Rukkise said.
So we did as he said, made a fire and sat and ate Marsh mellows.

I sat round the fire in a sleeping bag, and Zigget the Big Bro Slig was next to me fixing my visor.
"Your a lucky Slig, you. Normally, your pants would of hit the ground and exploded, but that was lucky, very lucky." Said Zigget.
"Where's Slug and grunt?" I asket Ziggy.
"They went out hunting with some more sligs." Replied Ziggy.
"Oh no! At this time of night! I would go out and help if I could see!" I said.
" Well your in look, I just fixed it!" said Zigget.
I went and got my stuff, and was off.

The woods.
"Hey I think I found a Paramite!" Slug shouted.
"Hold on I don't think thats a Paramite cave..." Shouted a slig
Suddenly a great brown creature that looked like something of the Lord of the Rings jumped out of the cave, it grabbed a few sligs, ate them and strted to battle.
The monster was battling the grenades and bullets that were hitting it.
The monster turned to Grunt, and charged.
"GRUNT! NOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted Slug.
As the monster charged, I jumped out of the bush, grabbed th monsters leg, pulled.
The monster got hold of three of Grunt's strands of mouth, ripped them off, and Grunt yelled with pain.
the monster fell, made such a bang on the floor, it made a mini-nuke, blowing the monster to smitherines!
We took Everybody back to camp, and bandaged Grunt's bleeding part's.

That night the snow got heavier, but the thing was, we were all asleep, not knowing that we were several metres under the ground.

We woke up, opened the tent door, to find out that, just out the tent door, it looked like it snowed for hours, and after that, it must of froze, that would explain the ice outside.
" Help!" Me, Slug and Razor shouted.
We found no reply but a slight drillling about a couple of metres through the ice. Outside it looked blue, icy blue.
Two minutes later, the drill ripped through the tent, and stopped, it apeared to be a slig in a fur skeeing coat with a driil.
"Hi, My name's Nitro, I'm drilling tunnels trying to get up to the top." Said Nitro, rather quickly.
He drilled off, without a word, eventually he shouted down the hole " Come on, i'm up the top!".
We all got out, and called up the other sligs.
"Attack!" Said a tommahawker, who's mouth looked too big for his body.
The tomahawker tripped up, slid acroos the ice and landed beneath my feet.
"Hi!" Said the Tomahawker.

We sat around in the cold, torturing the mud till he told us something.
It only took one whip with a stick for him to give up.
"OWWWWWEEEEEEEE! Ok I'll tell, you know the guru, he's trying to stop you, by changing the climate every second you breath." He said.
"That would explain the snow in such a hot place!" Slug shouted!
"No, actually, that came naturally." The tomahawker said.

After that, we started o move south, heading to Necrum, but we were still in the ice and snow, and it started to warm up 10 degrees every hour. Finaly we came to the border between Necrum and Mudomo. We crossed the border, and walked on.

We settled down and set camp up, because of the thunder & Lightning storm above.
"I have a bad feeling about this...something's not right..." I said.
About 3 hours later a slig came running into camp saying something tthat nobody could understand.
"Hold on little fella, say it nice and slowly" Said Zigget.
"The Ice...gone...melted... Hurry...run!" He said, with exhaustation.
At first nobody understood what he meant but soon everybody did.
A gigantic wave about 700ft was head are way.
"Oh...CRAP!" Said Slug.
There were screams everywhere as everyone tried to run, but it was no use, everyone bumped into eachother or fellover, by the time everbody was ready, the wave was a couple of metres away.

We all stopped, and stared at the great wave about to over-whelm all of us.

It hit the ground, causing millions of waves, killing half of us all.
I hit the surface with Slug and Grunt on my back, I started to try and swim too the nearest tree, but it was no use, I coudn't swim, nobody could.
Eventually a wave gave me a boost, I grabbed for the tree, but missed.
I repeated the same action for a long time, until finally I reached the tree.
I climbed on to the nearest branch, and helped other sligs get on.
I saw zigget, swimming for his life.
"Zigget! Come on!" I shouted.
"Sorry, my life is about to end, and anyway, they need you the most, then you need me."
He pointed to Slug and grunt.
Ziggy stopped swimming, and let the water take away his life, he started to sink into the deep and cold water.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I cried.

We sat on the branches for ages, and ages, and we started to set up are sleeping bags, I was taking out are sleeping bags, First Mine, then Grunt's, then Slug's, I took out Zigget's, looked at it for a while and stuffed it back in my bag.

We woke up the next day, the sun was shining in early morning, the water drained, leaving us too climb down, so we did.
"So look who it is, those gang of sligs!" Said sombody who just popped out of a bush.
"Muds at Twelve o' clock!" Grunt said.
We all turned to face, the same five sumo Mudokons, who looked fatter then are last experience.
"Oh, great. Now the fat muds are going to kill us." I sarcastically said.
"Prepare for the ultimate ass-whoopin' suckers" The leader, said.
One of them charged, like a bowling ball, hit 3 sligs in the chest and ate one.
Another Sumo ran, hit Commander Rukkise in the stomach and he went flying into a tree.
They regrouped and went for a charge, Monty quickly pulled out a bomb from his suit-case, aimed, and threw the bomb at about 300Mph.
The bomb hit them, suddenly there was a big rush of fire that engulfed the Sumo-Muds, then the fire went down, leaving five Fat Muds running around on fire
"This fire's hotter then my rear after a curry!" One of them was screaming.
"Damn you Vykker!" Another shouted.
"CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!" Another cried.
They ran out into the rest of the jungle, screaming.
"We won't be seeing them again, they wouldn't possibly survive that heat!" Monty Shouted.
"Thanks for saving everyone, Monty."
"No problemo, but in return, do this favour, as soon as you find this guru guy, blow of his damn head!" Screamed Monty.

We ran, this time, because we were late for arrival at the Monosaic lines were the war starts, there we would meet up with unit 7, Unit 10, Unit 2,3,4,5,6,8,9 and the special forces. We would also get reinforcements, then we would start the battle, and then we decide the future of Mudos, Industrial side wins more of Mudos, or Native wins more of mudos.

We got to the central dome, and received more sligs. We ran straight to one of the smaller domes, looked down the cliff, and saw billions of Mudokons, All different tipes, Mudarchers, Tomahawkers, Natives, And the Odd shrykull or two running around, and the elums, two many for us to kill, and fat green blobs were wondering around, and a Mudokon in a black cloak floating around, too are suggestions, it must be the guru.
"Green blobs? How the hell do those Sumo-sized Muds survive!??" I screamed
All the units stood around the mossy canopy of trees looking down.
"Were doomed." Said Monty, and started too cry.
"We need a few more sligs if we are gonna defeat them." said Slug.
"Someone need help?" Said somebody.
We all turned, to see Zigget, ready for battle.
"Zigget! How did you survive?" I asked.
"Well, I'll tell you later. We got a planet to win!" Ziggy shouted.

Post the next part very shortly...

This is a waste of space. If people are not replying to your thread tis because they don't bother going on it. This should be deleted.

Why did you stop reading it, then? Hum?

Nice Odd Bio, keep it up ;)

1...2...3!
Five Big Bro Sligs were rolled of the edge, dropped of the edge, and dropped about 100ft, made a massacare by squashing Mudukons.
"Let the war begin" Said the guru, in a deep voice.
"FIRE!" Shouted the muds at the same time as us.
A series of arrows were coming up on to the edge, but none of us got hit.
We sent down 100 Sligs, and 50 Big bro sligs, on parachute, and me, slug and grunt were with our parachutes going down.
We landed with a thump.
"DIE MUDOKONS!" I Cried.
I started to get my grenade launcher and blasting away.
Suddenly Slogs were dropped over the edge, and an extremely big one to eat the sumo-muds.
"There's that little sucker!" I screamed, pointing at Noggin.
Noggin just hovered over all the death, and was stunned.
I got out my Blitz pak, and aimed.
Noggin started to fly away.
Pulled the trigger, a grenade hit me, I missed, the grenade blew up, sent me flying into one of the sumo muds.
"YOUR IN FOR IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed.
He did a body slam right on me, and another, and another.
I grabbed hold of a Mudokon and threatend him to shout Medic.
Noggin rushed to the mud, I grabbed hold of Noggin, squeased his neck till his face went blue.
The sumo returned, saw what I was doing and did a wrestling move on me, I let go of Noggin, Noggin rushed away.
The Sumo mud kicked me like a football, I went flying into another sumo's belly, I bounced off, and landed in a pile of dead muds.
One of the muds on the cliff through a huge bolder heading for me.
"no...NO...NO...NO...NO...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!....
To be continued...

You kids worry too much. ;) I don't just go around deleting threads willy nilly! :p

I've actually merged the two Odd Biography threads into one.

-oddguy

Hey! :) Sorry I haven't replied in a while. I've been very busy lately. Anyway, those chapters were really good! I especially liked the part where the Sumo Muds ran around while they were on fire. That was so funny! :D I could actually picture Sumo Muds running frantically while on fire! :D Well, keep those chapters coming!!

Edit: I almost forgot, Zigget is alive!!!! Yay, I knew it!!! :)

Thanx Oddguy, it's just I was getting a bit panicky because nobody replied, and then Stranger made my day by replying, and now I've got one of my best buddies back reading it! :spin:

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This was a nightmare, the worst bloody battle i've been in, a boulder heading for me, Noggin flying away and I was about to die.
Ziggy blasted a missle into the rock, it disindergrated, and fell.
"Come on, let's set up camp" Said Ziggy.
We set up camp, about 10 other Sligs were with us, all the others were fighting.
"Well, Biggy bro slig, I'll tell you now what happened, the water swept me away, and about 7 Miles away, a huge tree had fallen in the soggyness, blocked the water, I hit my head on the tree, I climbed up on to the ground, as I was walking away from the tree, those Sumo-Mudokons were walking up the path, they saw the water, ran to it and started to drink it. I ran down the path, they saw me, the through a boulder at me, and I got hit by the boulder, it hit me with so much force, I catapulted into the air and landed not long away from the monosaic lines." Ziggy told me.
"COOL! That must of been one hell of a water rapid!" Said Xowon, another of the average sligs battling for Oddworld.
"Well, we better get some sleep if we're going to be getting up at 3:00 am to swap shift.

We decided to go to bed, I couldn't stop thinking about Grunt, Slug, Richey & Monty, out there battling for there lives.

Wow! Zigget's survival story was really amazing!! :) And I'm glad you mentioned Richey again because I had almost forgot about that lovable, stupid oaf!! :D :p

"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PREPARE TO VOMIT MUDOKONS!" Monty was shouting, riding on a meetle, with his Vomit Gun 9000.
All Richey did was drool again, people where shooting at him, but the bulletes seemed to bounce off.
The Guru came out of the Monosaic Temple, pulled his hand out, he was holding a Heart.
Two Mudokons came out of the temple aswell, dragging the corpse of Commander Rukkise.
We looked in horror as are Commander's heart was held up by the guru.
The Guru walked up to the edge of the cliff and said "See what you sligs have made me do? I have killed your Commander, and I will do much worse then that, so prepare for you entire life to be crushed, Sligs!"
There was a loud bang, and the bright day light turned to comlete thunder & lightning.
"Ha Ha ha ha" The guru laughed evily.
A huge amount of Mudarchers came over the hill, and started to shoot.
"Well, if your running short of army I could help." Monty told Me.
Just before I was about to answer Grunt rushed up to me and said "Slug's been hit!"
"I'll be there in a minute, anyway Monty, yes you could bring someone to help." I said.
About 10 minutes later, about 4,000 Vykkers came into the battle zone, carrying allsorts:
Mines
Saws
Snoozi guns
grenades
Mudokon eggs ect.

A vykker picked up a mudokon egg, all the mud saw him, and chased after him, after a while, he through it in a cave, and the muds where chased out by a load of Paramites.
"Monty! Thanks, we're going to need this help." I told Monty.

We got camp again, with Monty, Richey, and Grunt to see Slug.
"You don't look that bad." I told Slug to calm him down.
"I got hit all up the arm." Slug moaned to me.
"You medics leave him with me, I'll look after him." I said.

So we settled down, and went to bed.

Hahaha!! :D I never thought about this before, but Richey sort of reminds me of Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants-especially when he starts to drool!! :D Anyway, I thought it was great just as usual. And don't quit your story just yet-it's great!! :)

I woke up to see slug with the Medics, it was a beautiful morning, when I went to the battle zone I realised it was absloute Carnage!
This was a strange site.
Richey was on a lead, and he was biting people, Monty was on a Elum going very fast and holding the lead.
"I finally found a propper use for his mouth!" Monty laughed.
I laughed, but then I stopped as I saw the Guru on this huge creature like a horse galloping towards me.
The guru poked me with an arrow as he went by.
"That's it! I've been poked around by people before, but I've never been poked by someone as low as your level!" I shouted.
The Guru fired some liquid energy at me, I got hit, by it, I went up in flames, and then I got electrocuted.
I walked back to camp.
I looked back at the temple, The guru was there, and he was speaking to noggin.
When I got camp, I had sligs put on my Big bro Armour, so now I'm an armoured big bro slig.
I ran through the battlefield with weapons bigger than you can imagin.
I got to the cliff wall, and I started to climb...

Wow! That was intense!! Poor sliggies, they were beaten and bruised up by the guru so badly! And what's up with Richey biting people? I guess it's because he's an idiot, right? :D Well, keep the story coming-it's coming along really good!! :)

Yeah, He sort of reminds of Mini Me with Dr. Evil when Mini-me's after the chocolate.
For those of you who do not know, Monty and Richey are in Oddworld Evolution too.

As a matter of fact, I didn't know that. That's great!

I was climbing up the wall with the wind battling me, I got to the top.
"Time to die, Guru!" I said, as I shot him in the heart.
I looked in terror as I saw the Guru turn around.
"You are one evil , mudokon" I told him.
"Who said I was a Mudokon?" He said
I pulled down his hood to reveal a steef, a very EVIL steef.
I stared at where I had shot him, is heart was hangin out on 4 cords.
He kicked me off the cliff, as I went flying to my death...again.
A flying slig came from nowhere, and lowered me down gently.
"Thanks!" I said as I ran off.
As I ran, Richey bit me in the leg.
"Why the hell is he doing this?!" I asked Monty
"Well, I'll tell you his brain story, He always was a bit drooly, but I can remeber we were away from Vykkers Labs, in are Vykker pods, Richey was going to fast, and he crashed into a tree, so that ckipped down his brain even more. Poor Richey, I wish he was his normal laughable self." Monty said as he cried.
Richey stopped biting people, and got up and said "You promised not to mension that, Monty." Richey said, spitting sylivia everywhere.
I walked off back to camp, to plan how to kill someone who is already dead, It's possible...isn't it?

It's fatastic

Wow!! That was great, BBS!! And the guru is a steef. That actually seems to be in his character because he seemed like he would be a steef.


"You promised not to mension that, Monty." Richey said, spitting sylivia everywhere.


Hahaha!! That really got me in a laughing riot there! I was also actually very surprised that Richey could talk! :D

He has spoken through other chapters. But he seems to be getting stupdier along the way.

Thanx for all the comments!

THIS IS NOT THE END!

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I walked up to the fattest sumo mudokon and held up a peice of Elum on a string, and the mud went wild. I did the same to the others, and tied them all up. I gave the string to a flying slig and told him to go in front of us. I gathered Slug, Grunt, Ziggy, Monty & Richey and seated them on the sumo Mudokons, everybody had there own Mudokon to ride on exept Monty and Richy. I couldn't trust richy on his own. The flying slig took off, leaving the Muds to gallop away chasing the Elum.
We got to the wall, tied up the muds, the slig gave the muds the elum, I gave him some more slices. We started to climb up...

We got to the top, to see the guru was not there, but he was most likely in the temple.
We walked up to the temple, locked and loaded, and entered in.
There was the guru sitting on a chair, and spun around.
"Welcome, Biggy bro slig." He said.
He pulled out a Spoocebow, but it looked stronger then a normal mudarcher's.
He fired, missing me and hitting one of the gaurds.
The fight began.
He was firing like a mad man with a machine gun. I ran up to him, pulled out his heart, ripped the cords, and he froze. He kicked me, did a back flip and shot Monty in the pie-hole.
"My sweat tonsels! There gone!" Monty cried with blood pooring out his mouth.
I through a grenade at him, he dodged it, and it hit the wall.
The smoke cleared, leaving a huge gaping hole in the wall.
He did that evil smile and ran outside on to the cliff area.
We chased him over to the wall.
Grunt shot him in the back, he fell over and the got up again.
He stopped and turned to Ziggy, sent a spark of Electricity into his brain and brainwashed him.
Monty spat blood in the Guru's eyes and the Guru screamed.
I got a knife out, and cut off his hand.
His scream got louder.
The guru chucked Grunt off the cliff.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed.
"Too late now, he's allready dead." He said.
Slug strangled the guru.
"You may have weakened me, but I will elimanate you all!" He shouted.
"What kind of enemy is that?" He said, pointing at Richy.
Richy stopped drooling, he turned red, and screamed.
The guru's eyes went wide as he saw the drooling horror coming towards him.
IMPACT!
Richy smashed his body against the guru's, and pushed him off the edge, leaving him dangling with one hand.
"Answer to your question, a very good one!" Richy laughed.
"You may have won the battle, but you havn't won the war!" The guru screamed.
Richey stamped on the guru' foot, the guru fell off, and we looked down...
A bloody scene with lots of blood around, we saw his bone sticking out his leg.
We looked around and stared at the hills of oddworld, the battle scene, and all around us there were wars going on.
The battle had ended, but the war had just begun...

Can I put this story on Abe mania?

Yeah, it should get more people to read it.

Sorry I couldn't reply sooner! :( I left the forums for a couple of days because I was sick!! Anyway, that was really great! I'm pretty sure it wasn't the climax of the story, but it could have been used as that! Or am I wrong and it actually was the climax? Oh, no! Grunt's dead?!! That's wrong!!! :p I liked this whole scenario as well:
"What kind of enemy is that?"
"Answer to you question, a very good one!" :D
Great chappie, BBS! ;)

The battle got more intense by the minute, before we were winning, but now the sligs are fading slowly away...

We got to the bottom, and saw Grunt lying there, with piles of dead sligs on him.
"Help! I've broken my pants, and my hand!" Grunt moaned.
I orded Monty to help Slug and put him on to the sumo with me on.
We got back on the Fat Mudokons, and went back to camp.
When we got there we told them, and the rest of the Camp nominated us as the Commanders of the army.
"Thankyou, my fellow sligs, but we are running short on Sligs. We either go to another battle-zone and get more sligs, or we can get all the Sligs from the battle-zones and kill these Mudokons!" I shouted.
They all screamed Yes, and I wnet off to the first place on the line, Scrabania.

I reached the the battle area, to find that not just the sligs were fighting against Mudokons, but scrabs aswell.
I told a slig to pass the message on, and they all went to the Monosaic lines to battle.
All the Mudokons laughed yes as they saw the sligs go away.
There laughter was short lived, as they saw Vykker pods by the millions saw in and grabbing Muds and throwing them.
Just before I left, I saw two Vykker pods doing tug-of-war on a Mudokon, the mud split open, and its Liver, Intesines and stomach went flying.
I walked off, laughing at the helpless Mudokons were being tortured.

Wow! That's just.......gross. But nonetheless, great story yet again, BBS! Keep up the good work! ;) And Grunt's still alive? I was actually a bit shocked at that!

I actually forgot to post that the bone went through...


I'll post the next shortly.

Ok. ;) I'll be waiting for it!

We ran through the rain as the rain got heavier, we finnaly reached the Monosaic border, and looked down the cliff...

I neally died when I saw the death and destruction of the place, and there where more mudokons.
I tunred around, to see the most horriblest thing I had ever saw, a body, flesh hanging off, and what was even worse, it was standing moving about.
"Biggy bro slig, you can not win this war." the body said.
I suggested it was the guru.
"I've been playing god recently, by making these 'Slogatongs'"
He picked one up, and showed it to me.
"It's a mutation of a slog, but I made it eat sligs, and it's seriously long tongue makes it easy to catch sligs. And it runs even faster now."
He clicked his fingers, and a army of slogatongs came running for us.
For my last minute thing on my 'to do list', I shot at the guru, he vaporised, and I ran for my life with the army of Sligs.
I jumped off with the other sligs and landed in a pile of dead bodies.
I jumped up straight away, as I saw them coming.
I ran to camp and told evryone to get as high as you can.
Everyone started to climb trees and rocks, I climbed as high as I could, but everyone fell down.
The army had reached us and started to feed.
I got out my grenade pack and threw a grenade at the centre of the army.
The four Slogatongs flew right away and into the wall.
I got pulled into the crowd of Slogatongs and I passed out.

Ooohh, creepy! :p And slogatongs-that's completely original! ;) Do post another chapter of this story, I really enjoyed this one! :)

I woke up, around a pile of Slogatongs, and vykkers running around mad with drills, Snoozi's and saws.
"What's going on?" I asked a slig who was looking for something to give Ziggy his memory back.
"We used flying sligs to drop grenades on them" He answered back.
"Some how, there's more sligs here then we had before." I said curiosly.
"Yeah, we found a patch of spooce and a Resurrection totem, and we got all our sligs back!" He laughed.
I turned around to see Monty and Richey running towards another two vykkers.
"Marty! Last time I saw you we were working on the Sirus Project!" Said Monty.
"Monty! 30yrs ago we last saw each other!" Marty shouted.
"How's Timothy?"
"His normal Idiotic self,"
They turned to look at Timothy and Richey, just drooling and staring at each other.
I suggested that they were absolute doubles, Richey and Timothy.
"how's Richey?" Marty added.
"Couldn't be Stupider."
Monty turned and saw me.
"Biggy bro slig! Come over here,"
I ran over, and Monty smiled.
"This is the chap who saved me out of the Sirus Project! BBS, these are Marty and Richey." Monty said.
We walked back to camp and sat down.
"The sirus Project. Or 'Meep Mission'. We were working for Vykkers Labs in Spooceshrub Forest, Lady Margret wanted a New special force for the Industrial. We thought along the lines of a Monsterous Meep. We made it, by giving the meep Soul storm brew, and it tunred into more we had bargand for, it turned into the 'Meepontosaurus' as you call it, and ate me, Monty and more Vykkers, that's how you ironically found Richy and I in the stomach." Monty said.
I asked hi some more questions, and went back to fight.

Meepontosaurus!!! Now that's funny! :D And oh, no!!! Now there's Timothy or, IMO, 'another Richey'!! :0 Now it's double trouble with drooling and stupidity! lol :D Anyway, good chappie, BBS!

The battle was calm, but still nerve-racking, as the Mudokon Forces kept on getting bigger.
"HAULT!" Said a Creature, that looked like a cross beetween a Mudokon and a Slig.
"Industrial, right this second there are 50 Mudarchers planting mines on Lady Margret's Fortress, and all of them will be trigged by this simple button," he cackled, "if you don't give us the Monosaic lines, Mudomo vaults and the Mudanchee Vaults, we will blast her fortress and turn her into a mudokon pop!" He shrieked.

There was silence all across the Monosaic lines, and then we dicided we couldn't let the Mudokons kill the Magog Cartel completely, so we left.

We sulked all the way to Boneworkz, and then got lost in a maze of Meat grinders and sand.

We were winding our way through Boneworkz when there was a Grunt, and then a bark.
"You here that?" Slig asked.
"I think everyone heard it." I replied.
We figured out what made the sound. Slegs.
"Back away very slowly." Grunt said.
It was no use. The Slegs darted for us, they missed, and repeated the same action. The 3rd time, I dodged for the control panel, pressed the Button and the Meatgrinders went into action.
The Slegs weren't Stupid, they carefully planed how fast they could go, without skidding into a Grind.
Instead of the Sleg falling into the grind, a Slig did, and so did another Big Bro Slig.
The meat Grinder blew up, throwing Metal everywhere.
One of the Slegs jumped on me, and slobbered all over my face.
Of all the bad things that have happened to me, this was the worst...

Great chapter, BBS!! Slegs really are smart, aren't they? Normally, a slog would be so stupid and slide into a grinder, but not these sleggies!! Please continue the story, it's great!! :D

The Sleg dug in, ignoring my scream, I felt like I was about to burst.
Ziggy Aimed, hit the Sleg, and the Sleg burst, and it splattered everywhere.
"Ziggy! You got your memory back!" I shouted.
"Yeah I know, but the great thing is that your alive" He said.
I got up, and looked at the Blood puddle on the floor where I was Lying.
" Is that from me?" I asked
Grunt Replied " Yep" .
There was another bark, but much higher, and round the corner ran Sloggies, and two big Slogs.
A Sloggie grabbed on to Grunt's sling, and he rammed the sloggie into the wall. Then the Sloggie was moisonless.
The Slogs just stopped, and wagged their tails at the site of Sligs.
I saw Monty had had enough of this, and he pulled out a sack, picked up all the Sloggies, and put them in the sack and threw the sack in the Meat grinder.
The Slogs stopped wagging their Tails, as they saw the two Vykkers, they growled, moved forward and ran, the Vykkers just stopped there. Now the Slogs are close enough, they kicked them, and they went flying into the ceiling which was a long way away.
We smiled and laughed, not knowing what we were about to face.
We walked on...

Slegs exploding!! Oh, the horror!! :D I'll be waiting for the next part! (that was a pretty quick reply, by the way! ;))

We turned around the corner, Monty fainted as we saw a huge Monster, and I mean HUGE! It looked like a Glukkon, but with arms and legs. It had two horns, and was holding a Glukkon in it's hand, and took a bite. It picked up another Glukkon, that was alive, and the Glukkon screamed " HEEELP! I'll do anything! Just help me! I'm part of the Magog Cartel! I was going to buy this place but then I got caught by this beast!"
We all looked at him, and started to shoot the monster.
The monster roared, and took a bite out of a Slig standing next to me.
Ziggy shot the beast's arm off, and it dropped the Glukkon. We picked up Monty and the Glukkon and ran.
I ran past a Key-pad, and stopped.
I ran back to it, and pressed a big red button. An alarm went off, and a wall of fire went racing down the corridors.
The creature was catching up, and it was about 4 metres behind me.
The creature screamed, as the wall of fire hit the beast, it turned a metalic colour, and froze into the fire.
Now the fire was our enemy, somehow, we had to find an exit, but how?
The answer came when I ran past a window, I ran back and jumped out the window.
The others did the same.
I landed in a pile of Bones, and looked up.
Apart from the falling sligs, I saw the fire burst out the other end and it made a Mushroom cloud.
The hole of the wreckage of Boneworkz went up in flames, throwing literally everything everywhere!
I got up, and helped the other sligs up, and we set up camp a couple of miles away from Boneworkz, and we started to question the glukkon.