...a zombified bunny slayer with the power to melt Michael Jackson look alikes with his...

evil laser nose

... buld by Microsoft. But then he sneezed ,which cuased a big...

snot blast. the snot was hot and started melting everything in a 1/2 mile radius

luckilly some trucks with the game Sudeki in it blocked the way and burned to hell . The games too . Then a man called Chub McChubbers said he would pay you if ...

you got him 67 chuppa chup lollies to eat

inside the secret hideout that resembled...

A cask of Amontilliadou, filled to the brim with every kind of spinach imaginable, so...

....the devil tore open the very gates of hell and slaughtered him. Satan is a great lover of spinach after all. He then farted on his hand and....

did a chicken impression before farting on his head, pelting him with turkish bibles and shouting radishes.

This woke up the Endoplasmic Reticulum, whom danced with

....Punchy the bunny. Punchy hated long pretentious names so he decided to kill the Endoplasmic Reticulum. He got a hatchet and....

...then the Endoplasmic Reticulum got a huge ray gun and blasted Punchy all the way to...

kingdom come. Punchy the bunny stood up and pulled out a remote with a shiny red button. Upon pushing the shiny button...

Alcar...

Pikachu starts slapping each other.

This gave Punchy the perfect escape as everyone else was mesmerized by the Pikachu pummeling. After thirty years of wandering through the desert Punchy was visited by God who told him to....

make an ark and sail the seven seas under the cruel name of...

...Squeekysplooge. This name made the fish crazy and they jumped into his ship to kill him but they all died out of the water. This made Squeekysplooge rejoice and he...

farted himself off the face of the Earth, then he used a certain guidebook to wipe his ass. This made someone very angry...

..he made a killer teddy bear named Fluffy very angry, in fact, and Fluffy pulled out a nuclear bomb and detonated it, sending Squeekysplooge all the way to...

....Indochina where he spent a year plotting his revenge. After formulating a plan and creating an army of Indochinians he....

Realized he forget to arm them so he threw swords and blades at them . He saw their poor catching skills and they all got stabbed . He ripped his bunny tail off in anger and soon ...

The government came and put him in the secret Dulce base, where he met an alien from Mexico whose name was...

Asdey fromptula hadim the 3rd

which is short for Asdeyinhiache fromptulania hadimsdaliopig 9th, the Alien tookout a ray gun and said 'I use it plow my fields, now come, let go make crop circles in old mac doanlds...

flea infested farm

with lots of mice, the alien pciked up a mosue and...

E I E I O was written in it.

They all sang the Canadian Anthem and then yelled...

....DEATH TO THE PARCHMENT WHALE! This caused great hysteria and....

the aliens lost there heads, literally

The heads then made a colony in Pennsylvania, where they lived under the rule of...

Mr. Billy, the dead fish from the fish bowl of doom. Mr. Billy told the heads...

"You're all ugly", In which the Heads reacted horrably to this, formed a giant hand, and picked up a knife, he went into the kitchen and...

stabbed everybody 56 times

resulting in the best cabbage casserole in the history of the...

United State of Krakosia, eventually all but one of the taste testers died, so he became a.....

Official food taster of the USA, and ate so much Crap ( including an alien head), he was to fat to walk, he tried to...

roll like that girl on Willy Wonka but he had no Oompa Loompas to roll him around so he gave up and...

Called PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) but when they got there he was...