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Edit: :lol: I get it now :
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Try a more meaningful post next time, FG.
I'm vatching yoo! :stare: -oddguy |
Here's my joke
Here's my joke: (The begining isn't funny, wait til the end)
Once there were 3 stupid, fat Clakkerz, who didn't knew how to talk. One day the 3 Clakkerz walk outside, the 1st Clakker saw a mudokon that laughed and said: "3 fat Clakkerz, 3 fat Clakkerz...". The 2nd Clakker walk to a restaurant, and saw a Slig, who said: "With a fork and with a knife, with a fork and with a knife...". The 3rd Clakker walk to an airport, and heard a Glukkon, who said: "I'm first in line! I'm first in line!". Once they saw a dead Vykker. Stranger came and asked them: "Who killed this Vykker?", The 1st Clakker said: "3 fat Clakkerz, 3 fat Clakkerz!" Stranger asked: "How did you killed him?" The 2nd Clakker said: "With a fork and with a knife, with a fork and with a knife!" Stranger asked: "Do you want to go to jail?!" The 3rd Clakker said: "I'm first in line! I'm first in line!" |
Thats quite good considering jokes (on any subject) are kind of hard to make up.
Sadly my joke is pants :p Two sligs were walking across an area surrounded by a forest, Slig 1: Would you just look at forest! Slig 2: What, the one behind the trees? |
My joke was simple, It was about teddy bears but I changed it to Fuzzels
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It's nothing to do with oddworld, but it could if you use yer imagenation.
How did the Indruder get into the house? Indruder window. :p |
joke indeed: a priest enter's the parish and ask's the high priest will he write down what bad thing's people do and how many prayer's they have to say for each one, so the priest get's in to the confession box and someone walks in and says "father ive bin spreading my legs all around town" the priest looks at the sheet and says thats two hail marys and three our fathers, then another person walks in and says i gave my brother a blowjob he looks at the sheet but theres nothing there for blowjobs so he gos t o the alterboys and asks them "what does the high priest give for a blowjob" the alter boys answer "2 euro and a packet of crips".
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A slig, an outlaw and an intern were wandering through the desert for no adequately explored reason. They were starving, and thanked the Odd when they came upon an implausibly isolated compound.
"I'll go in first," said the slig. He encountered a Vykker. "Pleeze! I'm starving, I need food and brew!" The Vyker considered it for a moment, then produced a hideously altered, bald fuzzle. "Only if you pick the scabs off my fuzzle's face." "Eww! That's disgusting, I'm not hungry enough for that!" The slig stormed out, disgusted. The outlaw watched the slig with interest, and decided to try his own luck inside. "Yoo, food, now," he demanded. "Only if you pick the scabs off my fuzzle's face." "What? Urgh, no way!" And the outlaw left to find his slig friend. The intern plodded into the compound. "Food?" Asked the Vykker. "Only if you pick the scabs off my fuzzle's face." "Mmmmm-mmm!" Replied the intern. So using his slender, six fingered hands he peeled the scabs from the fuzzle, ignoring its cries of discomfort. He put them into a brown paper bag and threw them out the window. He then enjoyed the sight of paramite pies, scrab cakes and brew, but found that he could not eat them due to his stitched mouth. A few hours later he emerged, having solved the puzzle of ingestion. He met his friends wearing big grins. "Hey, we just found some delicious chips outside the compound. They were wrapped in a brown paper bag..." |
Why did the Mudokon possess the slig? Because glukkons don't like the way spooce smells!
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What happened to the Mudokon when he slapped the slig?
He got shot. |
What do you get when you cross a frog and a hillbilly?
Answer: Latamire Munch |
these jokes pretty much suck...
or they're just jokes with oddworld characters put in it. |
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