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Killa_47 07-18-2004 12:03 AM

I hate crime shows, they just suck badly, especially The Bill now that pisses me off.

Codek 07-18-2004 04:25 AM

UK Gold is pretty annoying too.

Actually I'm suprising myself here at how much I really hate TV for how lame and shit it is. The only reason I have TV is so I can watch the Simpsons while I eat my lunch.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and loan/insurance/compensation adverts fucking piss me off too. Not only is their pitch bad, unoriginal, and poorly acted, but often most of it is just acted and none of the "scenarios" are real.

oddguy 07-18-2004 04:27 AM

I hate reality game show type things. They've really gone over the top with them and pretty much ruined television in my opinion.

-oddguy

Codek 07-18-2004 04:31 AM

Bah, TV has always been lame Oddguy. It's never been good.

Pretty soon I'm going to stop watching TV and just buy my favourite series whenever they come out on DVD. (and hopefully they won't get stuck in the player)

The Red Muse 07-18-2004 09:41 AM

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Oh, and it pisses me off when Muse keep saying they might split up.

Don't say that! Evil Fez!!

Yeahanyway...

I'm quite upset because I don't have any money.

My parents are bloody idiots, they don't trust me one bit. What's wrong with drinking?

I've spend all my money on booze and pot.

I actually started using pot again. And I thought I've gotten over the shite.

My boyfriend is going out of town tomorrow and there's no saying that when he'll be back.

I'm hungry.

...shaky too...

There's only one month summer vacation left.

Can't write properly anymore.

K-lite doesn't work. Bastard.

My PC is full of trojans and adware.

My cellphone is busted.

This is all I can come up with the moment.

Sekto Springs 07-18-2004 10:17 AM

When I stub my toe.

Codek 07-18-2004 10:41 AM

This morning I was attempting to warm up a Ginsters pasty in the microwave oven. Not to actually heat it, just to get it to room temperature. I overcooked it and it heated up to way beyond room temperature, which caused it to go soggy with grease, and that made it taste absolutely disgusting. So I had to throw my lunch in the bin, which really fucked with that part of the day because I didn't have anything else to eat.

My toaster is still being a bastard.

The door of my freezer finally fell off today and fuckered four kitchen tiles when it landed as well as nearly wasting me (or at least causing great pain) as it fell. So I'm going to take that chinese crapchiller to the refridgerator disposal center today, and I am fully intending to push it off the back of the pickup with great force.

Cyber-Slig 07-18-2004 10:41 AM

What pisses me off?People who cant resist making gynormous loud noises when they eat.Its like an old man trying to get saliva

Wil 07-18-2004 12:29 PM

People who chew with their mouth open. It's not so much disgusting - it's just the most fucking irritating noise ever. Most people have lips - USE THEM!! *stress*

Jonny wasn't home today. That pisses me off. He's probably gone on holiday. "Hey Jonny, let's go on a date." "Sure. Give me a day, and I'll not book anything else for that day." "Okay, Monday." "Okay. *goes and arranges trip to Gabon for Monday*"

*sigh* I can take a hint.

Codek 07-18-2004 02:18 PM

I feel your pain, max. A while ago I asked for my friend to come over and stay at my house for the weekend. He was also bringing along my other friend, John. He spent all of Friday (the day he was supposed to come), waiting for John to get home so he could ring him, so that he could get to his house, so that he could come with my friend to my house.

And it gets worse, he waited until 6pm for John to arrive home, and I had to call him to let him know that there is a very strong possibility that John won't be able to get here before dark anyway, and that he should just stop waiting for John and come on over anyway. He agreed, and went to go ask his dad if he could drive him over. He came back upstairs to the phone, to tell me that he had, and I quote, "opened a can of lager and cannot drive". So naturally I said "OK, I'll come over in my car and pick you up", to which he responded "No we can't, my dad doesn't like me going anywhere unless he takes me".

I just shook my head, sighed and said "OK". We arranged for him to come to my house on Saturday. So Saturday comes and I get everything ready for him to get here like I did on Friday, and stay in the house to wait for him to either call or knock at the door. Minutes pass, then hours, then it hits the 10-11pm deadline, so I decide to give my friend a call. He answers the phone in an increadibly pathetic voice, and tells me that he is "not feeling too good". I asked him why he didn't phone me, and what he is doing up if he isn't feeling well - he said "ugh... I only just got up, I've been asleep until now". He was fine the day before, and now he is suddenly ill, and is coincidentally standing by the telephone, out of bed, when I just happen to phone him up.

I gave him a really good bollocking about being annoyed because I have to stay in the house and wait for him to either phone or knock, which means I can't go out and do anything and he wastes my time and my day. And I also waste a lot of time and effort by getting things ready for him to get here when he didn't even turn up.

I won't bother arranging for him to come here any more.

Majic 07-18-2004 05:32 PM

My lady friend I enjoy talking to is gone for two weeks.
I'm out of Tic-Tacs. Think I still have some Altoids or Orbit somewhere... Need... Minty freshness...
I'm running low on cash, and there's still many months until Christmas.

Sekto Springs 07-18-2004 06:41 PM

My neighbors are into S n' M and every few nights I hear moaning and orgasms and all that rot for hours on end. It sucks, almost as much as the rabbit. Lucky for me they're not doing it under my crawl space and I managed to ignore it.

ClaireBear 07-18-2004 11:00 PM

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A week ago. I caught Merlin letting his dog piss on a low hanging branch of my peach tree. I was pissed right off then but I'm finding peace today. I have a Wal-Mart sack that blew into my yard from his and I'm going to fill it with peaches from that branch and take them to him today.

Question!

Peach trees?

Wal-mart?

Yard?

Have you moved to America? I thought you were a Russian living in London?

Is it another of your "lucky bugger" holidays?

ClaireBear 07-18-2004 11:06 PM

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Like in the Gaffiti thread and you didn't even say anything about her.

Oh... you mean like where I decided for the benefit of our younger posters to point out that it is considered a criminal act to spray you artwork on public property!

Then went on to compliment all who'd posted there on their excellent grafitti art....

Yeah that kind of mature, caring and sensible act is a real annoyance!!!!! NOT!

the brew master 07-19-2004 12:25 AM

double posting.........

Coiled Ice 07-19-2004 12:35 AM

Shit that pisses me off:
I have no money.
I feel like my friends are constantly using me.
People that have nothing better to do in their fucked up lives but to pick on people because of the way they want to dress and the music they want to listen to. Just leave me alone, for fucks sake.
Some teachers. Like Mrs Dickinson. But, luckily, I don't have her anymore, so now that doesn't piss me off. But some other teachers are real idiots.
Hmm, I'll just say school in general.
Not having a job. (Not that I've really tried to get one, but still!)
CD's/DVD's costing so damn much.
When no one is on MSN messenger...

Hmm, I'm sure there is more, but at the moment, that's all that is pissing me off...

Statikk HDM 08-06-2004 09:16 AM

You know what I hate? Being 17. No car license yet, can't gamble, can't smoke,can't have sex, drink, vote, go to bars and strip clubs, or buy R rated movies and CDs without odd looks and being carded. Oh, and I can't get my money from the bank, buy a car without my Mommy's permission, and I still have to live with my two dipshit, maladjusted brothers.

Mac the Janitor 08-06-2004 09:35 AM

I hate how jerky people are for no reason. You know, the kind who have to make others feel bad to feel good themselves. It's horrible, and I see the nicest, friendliest poeple who don't deserve it getting bashed and crap. Agh, I hate it.

Oh, and people who spend their entire life judging other people by their music taste, cos of course the music THEY like is just the best ever and makes them better than everyone else. Just because someone doesn't like the exact same music they do means that they are a horrible person and they automatically hate them and spread rumors and crap.

Statikk HDM 08-06-2004 11:09 AM

Yeah, I've got some friends who have downright awful musical taste but Im still tight with 'em. Rooming last year was quite weird with him into bugglegum pop music and me heavy metal and thrash music. One day we had a stereo duel and lets just say Exodus whupped Hanson's ASS!

Statikk HDM 08-06-2004 11:15 AM

I'll use this thread to bitch about people who irk me. I'm gonna kick it off with a "rant" about why I think Dennis Miller is douchebag hack. Dennis Miller used to be one of my favorite comics. Though he was always slanted to the left he ripped into both political parties with savage, biting wit. That was pre-9-11. Post 9-11 this guy's morphed into a simpering little pussy who just doesn't have the balls or the common sense to tear Dubya the new asshole he so richly deserves. Also, how can I forgive this Emmy-winning artist for his shitty, suck-balls propaganda-fest on MSNBC? He is pale shadow of his former brilliant self and he needs to let it go. To Dennis: You. Are. Not. Funny. Can't you just go toss Toby Keith's salad and leave me and the rest of America alone. That's my opinion, and there is no way in hell that I am wrong!

Codek 08-06-2004 11:21 AM

Exodus? Hahahaha, oh that takes me back...

Wil 08-06-2004 11:49 AM

For those of you sane enough to be interested in my private life, I managed to watch a film with Jonny. It was such a great time. We met outside the ticket office, bought the tickets, went in to watch the film (at which point another friend managed to coincidentally find us and interrupt our privacy), watched the film (the only comment Jonny made was to lean over to me and giggle at the fact that there were no mountains where the characters were. I spent 10 minutes thinking about it, but I always came up with the conclusion that yes, there are mountains north of Hadrian's Wall), and then Jonny had to leave.

So productive. So social. So "Jonny-I-need-to-tell-you-something"-efficient. Oh well. It just pissed me off quite a bit, which is appropriate to the topic. You see.

Jacob 08-06-2004 03:47 PM

I'm assuming Jonny's a Muffy? In which case, HAHA, brings back fond memories...

Get him drunk...get him drunk now!! DAMMIT, DON'T SIT THEIR READING THIS!! PLY HIM WITH ALCOHOL!!

Wil 08-07-2004 05:46 AM

I dunno if he is or isn't. He seems sexualityless.

He's right-wing, you see.

And while I would love to bagsie a drunken snog, I've gone off Jonny, after over a year.

I will take your advice and report back to you, because I know you'd love that. ^_^

Jacob 08-07-2004 08:10 AM

'bagsie'

snog'


These are offensive words, especially the latter, you have obviously not taken your Homosexuality test, because if you had, you would know that the word "snog" is so early 90's it's disgraceful...beware, using such foulities is a great way to get banished to 'Gina Heights [wow, i love Jack so much - "Just Jack!!" Heeee!!].

An alternative word is "kiss" it's lovely and sweet and also sophisticated, unlike that foul Council estate word.

Be warned Max, i shall have my brown, Gay, eyes watching you...

Wil 08-07-2004 11:22 AM

Half of that went over my head, but I did grow up in the early 90s (Otis the Aardvark should *never* have been replaced with Emlyn the Gremlin), in nothing less than the terraced housing a mere 200 yards from council estates; what would you expect? 'Lovely', 'sweet' and 'sophisticated' are words I would no sooner associate with getting people drunk mischievously than a five mile cross country jog with Hudson's skanky eyes mentally devouring my rear, but you're right.

My desire for synonyms must not be allowed to continue overwhelming the need for appropriateness.

I remain yours to be watched,
Max

Codek 08-07-2004 12:17 PM

My head hurts.

And Otis the aardvark reminds me of the esculator manufacturer, Otis. So I think of him whenever I go shopping. :p

Wil 08-07-2004 10:30 PM

Another thing I *particularly* get pissed off by is my employer, who will remain known as Mr M. Mr M is disorganised, and constantly has to get boys to stand by for recoveries, because more and more frequently he hasn't sorted out somebody to do the round in the first place. This takes up a lot of my time, and removes most chance of me going out in the afternoons. He's also making things worse for himself: it's no wonder Mr M loses money when he gets three people to do recoveries.

He is also frequently rude to the customers, and is very rude to Menzie's, the distributors of our papers. In one way, I can understand, because they're so unreliable, but it's actually becoming a circle of hatred. They've started messing things up more because he's so bad-tempered with them. If Mr B were to phone them, he'd be polite and colloquial, and the papers would get to the shop in a couple of hours, rather than never.

Cloverfield 08-08-2004 01:34 AM

I was pissed off all day yesterday as one of my sites was down for 24 hours+. *sigh*

Abe Babe...

Hobo 08-08-2004 01:39 AM

:

And Otis the aardvark reminds me of the esculator manufacturer, Otis. So I think of him whenever I go shopping. :p

I thought I was the only one who made that association!

:D:D:D:D

Jacob 08-08-2004 12:10 PM

Codek, how do you know of Otis the A?

Codek 08-08-2004 01:19 PM

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Codek, how do you know of Otis the A?

Not quite sure. I think someone may've brought him up in a conversation and I enquired as to what he was...

ClaireBear 08-08-2004 10:58 PM

Things that piss me off....

Too long to list...

But I'd just like to second Macs thoughts on people being persecuted unnecessarily for being of a nice and caring temperament and, perhaps even worse, for being different.

Fez 08-09-2004 02:12 AM

It piss's me off when the girl I love starts going out with my best mate. And then hating me when she found out how I feel about her....

Jacob 08-09-2004 06:33 AM

Hott Muffies piss me off, it's not fair, they should be Gay, it's the law that hott guys are Gay...Dammit!!

Smokers now piss me off too, before i used to smoke on the odd occassion [usually when drunk so i didn't get addicted] but after kissing a guy who smokes, i've realised that smokers are foul. No more smoking for me and guys who do smoke can...erm...go away.

God, Saturday was amazing. I love Spidderz!! Spidderz rocks my socks!! But my camera wasn't working...DAMN MY CAMERA!! It had to not work when i got the most amazingest Muffy to strip for me as well...and hugg me...and...*Sigh*

Hobo 08-09-2004 06:36 AM

Things that piss me off?

Almost ****ing everything. Especially you.

Cyber-Slig 08-09-2004 01:08 PM

Is it my breath?Hang on Ill go eat some pickles and fish.

sligster 08-09-2004 01:12 PM

I hate monkeys, toasters, coasters, and the buttons on a telephone. all for very specific reasons.

the brew master 08-09-2004 01:16 PM

i hate all of you and this forum.........

Codek 08-09-2004 01:20 PM

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all for very specific reasons.

Oh, well, thanks for letting us know that. For a minute there I thought I was in danger of thinking that you just randomly hated random things for no apparant reason, other than a random reason.

:

Is it my breath? Hang on Ill go eat some pickles and fish.

Yes, begone with that pesky minty freshness.