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Lucipher 07-02-2004 11:23 PM

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His mirror is bisexual? I didn't know mirrors even had sexual preferences.

Zing!

No! I mean when he looks in his mirror he see's his idol who is a bi and he see's himself! Work it out.

Fez 07-02-2004 11:24 PM

Your stupid Luc.

My idol is Brian Molko, the lead singer in Placebo. He has been my idol ever since i liked Placebo.

Jacob 07-03-2004 04:00 AM

Brian Molko is a God of amazing gorgeousness!!

'I really hate it when people place their apostrophe's in the wrong place's.'

I do that loads, half the time it's because i'm too lazy to fix my mistakes, most of the time it's because i neva lisend in ingglish.

'Muffy's are not inferior as we do things the way nature intended!'

That argument is so poo. Muffies are inferior because the majority are not only as thick as Pig excrement, but they have no concept of style, decorum or sophistication. Nature also creates Gay animals, so nature actually intends the world to have a mixture of both straight and Gay. I personally believe Gayness is actually natures way of stopping overpopulation, if only most Queeri-O's would actually admit to themselves they're bent, the worlds population would be dramatically reduced.

'I believe that God created adam and eve. Not adam and steve!'

Okay, firstly, no Gay guy would ever be named "Steve". Steve is a foul name. So please, hush. The name Joe, now that's a good name for a Bender. And if you're going to play the Religion card you might as well say that God intended the world to be so full of people that it would be impossible to move. Since Christianity et al is very much against abortion/contraception.

'And gays are always prancing about with their (1)strange clothes styles (2)and I can hardly go into a public toilet anymore as gays try to watch me piss!'

(1) - By "strange clothes" i assume you mean "stylish clothes" since there are very few evolved Gays who dress as poorly as Muffies.
(2) - Erm, most Muffies do that actually. It's called "comparing" in the Muffy language. However, in Gay it's called "Bi-Curious". Besides, most of your homophobic kind think this, when in reality your about as attractive as an amputee covered in Sheep foetus'.

'Once a gay man tried to rape one of my friends in the shower!'

Okay, so i don't believe this. Mainly because you're fluent in "Bullshit". But on the off chance this is true, i don't see how you can paint all Gays with the same brush just because one was a wanker in a shower. That's like saying "Oh, most Paedophiles are straight, all straights are Paedophiles. KILL THEM ALL!!". Do you see, little boy?

'And once I saw two gays doing things once'

And it turned you on, didn't it? It aroused you? And this is where all the hostility is coming from, because you're afraid of being different. Believe me, i've been there. I was happily prancing around in Narnia, stating "Oh, i'm not Gay. I'm straight, yes. I only get turned on by men because it's a phase. Nay to Gay, straight is the way for me.". Leap out of the closet, my dear, it's alot more spacious and freeing.

'Bloody arse loving cock sucking pink wearing gay club pole dancing ROACHES!'

You could have just said "Cockroaches". Because that is also amusing, since it has the 'cock' part infront. Heee!! And by the by, not all Gays wear Pink. All you have to do is watch BB5 to see that not all Gays are like Marco, Dan for instance.

'It's an invasion of privacy'

What do you have to offer for the Gay community? Has all this hostility come about from you being rejected by some Queer? I think it may have been.

'they are the main spreaders of AIDS!!'

It depends where you go. See, i could say "Blacks are the main spreaders of AIDS!!" because in Africa they're seething with the virus. And besides, Muffies were actually the cause of AIDS, not Gays. Gays have been around forever, AIDS only come about during Hippyness [60's?] and is rumoured to be from Muffy Sailors becoming intimate with Monkeys and other wildlife, before then going back home and sleeping around aimlessly. Then the Press got everybody Homophobic.

'Normally when they read something like this they say... "Oh ricardo!" "Yes julien?" "There is a frightful boy on the internet who is cussing homosexuals!" "I need cheering up, so get your little sausage in here and bum me into next week!"'

So, we're all called Ricardo and Julien are we? And here we have it people, a Muffy who belongs to the main faction that gives all Muffies a bad name. Let's bask in its inane stupidity, and smirk as it thinks up sentences it deems as "clever" and "insulting". Ahh yes, a true specimen of amazement(!) And he calls us inferior.

Fez 07-03-2004 04:07 AM

That was incredible Jacob. The thing about Jo being a gay name, it explanes alot about a friend of mine.....

oddguy 07-03-2004 11:02 AM

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Hmmmm... I don't think its your intelligence level you need to worry about. At uni I was in halls with a home schooled kid... he was weird! Limited social skills... biggoted views... exceptionally arrogent... he also used to freak out in large groups of people!

NOT... that I'm suggesting you're weird though... but that kid was! One to avoid in the Uni bar!

Oh...I totally have social skills. My private homeschool course has certain requirements. Anyway, before I can graduate, I have to have 300 hours of community service. So, this makes me very active in my community. I've done some public speaking, etc. Also, I have a close group of friends. Yaddda yadda.

-oddguy :cool:

TheRaisin 07-03-2004 09:27 PM

LOLz, that was awesome Jacob. Although you sounded a bit harsh on heterosexuals in general. We're not all jerks or stereotypes. Also, I thought AIDS got introduced into humans when Africans would eat monkey brains. Or something like that.

Ugh, Placebo. I guess I have a bad impression of that band since the only song I've heard by them is "Twentieth Century Boy", which my sister downloaded and plays on the computer. Lord I hate that song. So I assume they have better songs than that?

Seargentbig 07-03-2004 09:46 PM

Um... let's try to keep to the subject. "We are all a bunch of Cheats". Yeah.
I personaly, do not cheat in tests or exams. Only in normal worksheet stuff. I'm usualy good enough to get an A or B :D
In Social Studies (Our tacher swears that it isn't that, or "Society and Environment" or even SOSE, but I'll call it that anyway) I have several people sitting next to me who are always trying to copy my work. Luckily, they can's because my writing is so messy. Good foir when you don't want copying. Not good if you want the teacher to be able to read it as well.

TheRaisin 07-03-2004 09:52 PM

Actually, that's a good point. My writing is messy enough that if people ever do try to cheat off of my papers, they have a real hard time of it. Of course, it is somewhat detrimental when I'm trying to help someone catch up on notes, or turning in a hand-written assignment. Heh heh. Next year I'll have to acclimate a whole new set of teachers to my ridiculous cursive.

Fez 07-03-2004 11:16 PM

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Ugh, Placebo. I guess I have a bad impression of that band since the only song I've heard by them is "Twentieth Century Boy", which my sister downloaded and plays on the computer. Lord I hate that song. So I assume they have better songs than that?

Try:

The Bitter End
This Picture
Days Before You Came
Teenage Angst
Pure Morning
Every You, every Me **
English Summer Rain
Special K

**In my oppinion, Best Placebo song ever

Well, those are a few of the greatest, try them and see what you like. I'm sure you'll love The Bitter End though, its a great tune.

Greeb = Just another word for a goth, but it has some racist thingy to it.

Jacob 07-04-2004 08:55 AM

'I've done some public speaking, etc. Also, I have a close group of friends. Yaddda yadda.'

I assume your friends are diverse and have mass differences in their behavior/humour etc. Because if they're all vaguely the same, you're going to have a hard time bonding/making new people with people who have different senses of humour/morals/other random shtuffs etc.

Oddish 07-04-2004 09:03 AM

I never cheated on any exams nor test's.

I'm done.

*Walks backwards away*

Nate 07-05-2004 02:34 PM

Okay forumers let's all make the tough decision here to just stop reacting to lucifer. Its clear that the main reason he says that homophobic bullshit it to get attention so if we all ignore him he may get bored and go away, like a dog sniffing another dogs butt.

Or to use your own words lucifer: You know where the door is m8, use it.

Sekto Springs 07-05-2004 06:37 PM

Hmmm. Yeah. I had no place in this thread anyway. MMmmm.....yeeaah.

ClaireBear 07-05-2004 09:27 PM

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Okay forumers let's all make the tough decision here to just stop reacting to lucifer. Its clear that the main reason he says that homophobic bullshit it to get attention so if we all ignore him he may get bored and go away, like a dog sniffing another dogs butt.

Or to use your own words lucifer: You know where the door is m8, use it.

Yup Lucifers a troll.. but he is entertaining when he manages to rile Jacob enough to smite him down... I wouldn't surprised if they were one and the same... most trolls have an alter ego to initiate a debate!

Jacob 07-06-2004 08:48 AM

Please don't compare me to the unevolved social compost. Besides, i'm sure i stated somewhere in one of my posts that i was certain he was doing it for attention, but through lack of decent topics i decided to oblige.

If i didn't - damn.

Hobo 07-06-2004 09:04 AM

I've probably cheated. Don't remember though.