Uh, oddguy you know you can actually report them to the police right? Because incest is actually a federal offense in every single state of the USA.

Oh believe me, my family reported the parents to CPS(Child Protection Services) after that. Numerous times.

The weird thing was...nobody ever asked us to testify or take down a report. But, this UPS(United Parcel Service) man just came to the door one day and asked my family a lot of questions about Jason...then left. He didn't even have a package for us.

My family moved before we found out what happened.

-oddguy :cool:

Ah, ok. The UPS man was obviously an under cover operative who took down your statement. He was probably under cover to avoid scaring off the next door neighbours. It sounds to me like you accidentally stumbled upon some people who were on a wanted list.

Yeah, we figured that out.

Anyway...Dave and Penny were down right wierd. When we were moving in, Dave helped us and we thought he seemed like a nice guy. Anyway, He invited my Mom and Dad to a party. So they go...only to find out it was a swingers party. Not only that...Dave and Penny were selling huge amounts of pot at the party. Needless to say, we looked for a place to move after that.

-oddguy

That does not sound good.

You're lucky you stumbled on to them though, you've done your country a good service by reporting them. I suspect that many other people would've just kept quiet.

It was a hard line to walk, because they came over all the time. They just invited themselves over, so we just played dumb and acted like nothing was wrong.

-oddguy

But at the end of the day, you did what was right. No matter how many good things they do, it still doesn't excuse them from the bad things. They shower with their child, that's just wrong.

Holy crap oddguy, that is extremely disturbing. It must have been even worse to actually hear it. Jeez.

That is by far one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard, Oddguy. If there is a hell, people like that should go to it.

Fuzzles, what you described is probably just one step down on the disgusting-ness ladder, not to mention tacky.

Nads, how is masturbating with vegetables "wrong"?

Now THAT is funny.

Well thank ya very much. Actually, you can thank Douglas Adams for that, rest his soul. He's definitely in my top ten list of authors. Adams is best known for his science fiction comedy novel, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as well as its sequels--The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; Life, the Universe, and Everything; So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish; and Mostly Harmless.
Heh, talk about your funny conversations... in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, there's one between man and God in which man proves to God that he doesn't exist. Basically God says that proof denies faith, which is why he refuses to prove his existence, and man brings up a point about this fish called the babelfish that lives in the ear canal and can translate any language and transmit it into the brain of its host, and says that something so bizarre could never evolve on its own, so it's irrefutable proof of God's existence, "quad erot demonstro". God says "Hmm, I never looked at it that way," and vanishes in a puff of logic. Man says "Well, that was easy," and goes on to get himself killed on the crosswalk trying to prove that black is white and vice versa.

Yes that is certainly one of the funnier bits.

The paranoid android is also pretty good. Whatever he is called. I've not read or watched the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in ages.

7 by 9 = 42? I've always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe. (yes but if you'd tought the bloody cave-men that the six is upside down then nothing would've gone wrong!)

Well, leaving it for someone to put on a salad or burger is. Also, my friend read a story online about "weird hospital cases". You can imagine how many teens there were with vegtables in their vaginas.

:eek:

*thinks*

All the conversations that my granny starts are annoying... Bah!
She keeps asking me, that when will I settle down and have children.

I'm Fucking 16... :|

Marvin the paranoid android was my favorite character. And it was so hillarious the way he died...just so sudden that I laughed for ages over it. :lol:

-oddguy :happy:

It doesn't keep me up at night. It was a while back.

I'm pretty sure they're rotting in an FBI federal prison of some sort...then they can got to hell after they die!

Stupid conversation number 2:

A common conversation topic at work is one particular guy who has a reputation for being particularly [how shall I put it?] gaseous. In case that's not stupid enough, we're installing a new cold-room that can get to -30C. Now some of the guys got worried that if Paul (thats the guy) farts in the cold room, it may freeze and settle on the floor, which would not only be slippery but may explode when we heat the room back up again and all the accumulated frozen methane melts. So they forced me (yes thats right, me) to find out what the freezing temperature of methane is. So not to worry as it is -182C.

People are so fscking stupid, at some point it almost stops being funny.

Your work pals are obviously idiots.

It's a well known fact that farts are made up of Hydrogen Sulfide, and not methane. Methane is only produced in some people, and is an odorless gas. It's actually the sulphur in the Hydrogen Sulfide that you can smell.

Cows burp methane gas...

I live in a cow infested area...

Lalala

-oddguy :cool:

There is some pretty serious bullshit (no pun intended) about cow belches causing global warming. This pisses me off. It pisses me off that they consider belching cows more of a ****ing threat than the billions of cars, trains, aircraft, and factories out there.

Oh gee, I don't know, lets take a step into fairy land and consider for a minute, that maybe all these factories and cars are the problem? Cause I sure find it somewhat ****ing unbelievable that a cow fart is more lethal than shoving your face in front of a car exhaust.

Typical American excuse. "Blame it on cow farts".

Go here. Click any link. This site (which I love with all my heart) has pointed out stupid conversations for you... the consumer.

Enjoy.

That website sucks.

The commentary was about as funny as the holocaust.

You've gotta love Codek's sense of couth and tact. Such an innocent mouth has he.

But I agree on Codeks part, that has gotta be the most ass-lancing site on the net besides Jobelee. Oh the thrashing I will inflict on that stupid ass webmaster.

EDIT: It seems Codek's lovely description of his feelings for that site was edited out. Good thing I copied it and saved it.

I edited it because I realised my illogical rage was staining my scathing satyric. Or something.

Ass-lancing is right, although, in the words of Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez, he prefers to "suck cock".

Oh that Spokker bastard is beyond the chance for redemption in my opinion. But wasn't it also Rake Yahn who enjoys the suttle words "suck cock".

That's not comedy.

THIS, is comedy.

AAAhahaaha! Boring is his name. Oh god that is just beyond the borders of hilarity. How I envy those blessed with a stunning ignorance of the "real" world. Oh sad times are these.


*guffawing* BORING!! AAAAHAHAHAAA!

"Boring Business Systems - Office Products, furniture, copiers and computers." Well they certainly are boring.

The worst thing is, it abbreviates to BBS.

Oh the coagulation of boredom and sore fingers that is the business slave. Spoiling all the best abbreviations with their business crapola. I said before and I'll say it again (and probly again in the near future), Sad times are these.

I've noticed you've picked up the habit of forming your sentances like Yoda. Instead of "These are sad times", it's "Sad times are these". The only way you could get closer to Yoda, is if you arranged it as "Sad times, these are".

Seriously, what's the reason for it? I don't mean offense but, is it to sound more "intelligent"? Or serious?

Ooooh! I wanna see! :D

Anyway, that site lead me to tampax.com and this ugly person getting their nipples sucked...I need'nt say how annoying that is. It speaks for itself.


-guy,odd :p

Ugly person getting their nipples sucked? What?

Uh... ok...

Can you give us the link? Because I went to tampax.com and all I saw was information about tampons.

Oh...that pic wasn't on the Tampax website. Click "Living with Style" and it leads you to the horrible pic.

Enter at your own risk!

http://forums.livingwithstyle.com/

-oddguy :eek:

Oh I see.

Yeah that forum is really shit.

But on a flipside note, my eek emoticon looks teh r0x0r.

Hey! 50% off sex-jelly with free shipping/handling if you order within 5 minutes. Can't beat an offer like that! :|

Yes...it emotes what I feel very accurately.

-oddguy :eek: <--How I feel.

I'd buy it just to make a website on the various uses of love-lube. (non sexual uses)

Yep. it's great for greasing up the fan-housing of lawn mower motors. Aswell as drawing funny faces on tinted windows.

What about flywheel bearings and hair dress?

Yeah, that too. It's also a good cooking grease if you're out of pam.