sligslinger, that is hilarious. :D
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haha that's all I have to say, I could post more should I, nah unless someone asks. haha
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I once had such a bad day, I came home and took one of those giant wheels of cheese, and took a HUGE bit out of it, then put it back into the fridge. Of course that was only a few years ago! :) |
Sligslinger, that is so cruel and mean. But even I have to admit it is quite funny, and I have 2 rabbits.I got told off in class for bitting my nails, I made a loud crunch and was chompimg on a big bit, he said :what are you eating, gum. I said no, nail, he was like pardon, so I said nail. He couldn't believe I was bitting my nails, everyone said Urgh you sicko.It's not weird is it?
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Weird stuff? That's a pretty amorphous topic... I've dressed up in a giant cow suit before. I guess that's pretty weird. Hot as hell. I was very sweaty.
I think of stupid stuff I've done all the time, but now I can't seem to remember anything. Don't you hate that? |
I really do hope sligslinger is joking as well. That is not funny. That is not legal. That is not something to be proud of. If you really did that, then you are the SICKEST **** I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF SPEAKING TO!!!!!!!!!!! You need some therapy. LOTS OF IT!!! What a total ****ing nutcase.
Oddfan, I'd say you could use some help as well. This thread was already somewhat distasteful, but it was at least palatable until these ****ing LUNATICS showed up. |
You lot r talking about one event in your life being wierd.
MY WHOLE GOOD DAMN LIFE IS WIERD!!!! Well, I'd say the wierdest thing that has happened to me is... I'll need to come back to u on that one... |
I had to dress up in a Cat in the Hat suit for Dr. Seuss's birthday, and read books to kindergarteners and 1st-3rd graders. When I read a sentence that said, "Funny things are everywhere" (Or, sumpin' like dat), one kid in the first row said, "Like the Cat in the Hat!".
That suit was hot as heck, I felt like I was going to have heat stroke! |
Well once my dog went into the back garden and started eating all the snow and grass and bits of anything he could find really. And then he had sex with the tree and tried to have sex with my cat but he ran away. And he took a dump in the garden, picked it up, brought it indoors into his basket and ate his turd! Then a few minutes later he vomited EVERYTHING ONTO THE FLOOR!
Their was bits of poo, grass, water from the snow, stones, dirt, bits of bark off the tree and a dead frog which was half rotten and maggot ridden. YUK! :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: |
I've done some pretty stupid things, but the most recent wierd thing I did...
...I drank a bottle of Gatorade that was sitting in the middle of the sidewalk for a few days (?). It was kind of warm. *vomits* |
The weirdest thing I done is when I was so thirsty I found a bottle my dad peed in out in the street.I washed it out with water and drank it.I was something like 4
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So, behave. Yeah, I just wanted to lecture you there. Don't do it again. Bad bad boy. Sit. LOL. :D |
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(which coincidentally might explain why the moon's surface is made up of a fine, gray dust)
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Weirdest thing, Hmm, I joined the dance club......................and quit 3 weeks later. You could call it the most stupidest (is that a word???) thing I've done
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Artist Formerly Known As Death, why exactly did you gun down these people, set fire to their corpses, and fly their ashes to the moon? I've actually come close to vomiting while having diarrhea before, when I've been at my sickest and most feverish. And the force with which my muscles contracted sent blood rushing through my body, raising my already feverishly high body temperature to the point where, upon exiting the bathroom, I found myself covered in these awful little fever sores that basically look and feel like spider bites, except I have dozens or perhaps hundreds of them all over my body, itching and burning. And this has happened to me maybe three or four times in my life, all within the last two years or so. It is... -shudder-, horrible. Absolutely horrible. I hate getting fevers. I pray that if you haven't experienced this, you never do.
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According to my doctor, it is fairly common for some people to vomit while they are taking a crap. It's something to do with it getting to a point where your body takes over and starts contracting the muscles for you, because you won't. This causes most the muscles in your body to contract, and as a result, causes your stomach to contract.
This is supposedly a common phenomenon in people who have a phobia of "straining" for fear of getting piles. And if we don't stop this discussion about vomiting while shitting then pretty soon I will run out of rocket fuel, 7.65 mm NATO ammunition, lighter fuel, matches, and soviet nuclear missile surplus. Did I say nuclear missile surplus? Oh I mean't to say oversized firework, sorry about that one. |
Interesting. Very interesting.
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One feeling that's just terrible is thowing up because of an empty stomach. If you don't have food in your stomach for more than 3 days, then your stomach begins to reject itself and you throw up stomach fluids, which is a terrible feeling when you throw up nothing. When I was in a state of moderate/strong depression, I didn't eat, and it happened to me.
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Either that or it gave you a "wake up call". |
Ooh I hate that. That has happened to me, usually when I've been sick as hell and haven't eaten anything in days and so I'm already feeling sick to my stomach and then it's empty and I'm having these dry heaves and it's like, it's it's it's it's really bad. And yeah.
Or when you just get this tiny amount of bile and stomach fluid and it burns your throat on the way up. Ugh, we need to move away from the vomiting/having diarrhea topic. |
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Horrible. -oddguy |
Yup happened to me several times too. You've just gotta chug a giant glass of water, and you'll immediatly throw it back up...but at least it's not stomach acids and bile.
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Thats is sick.......like when you have sick in your mouth and just acidently swallow it back down again.......anyway this is the most wierdest not sickest and i do not want to throw up reading all this!
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Hmm... Apart from barfing my guts out, like 20 times in a row, did something very weird once...
Well... For spectators it would be placed under the category of "Weirdness"... I was gettin'some supplies for my parents, with my bike. Suddenly, a creepy-crawly flew into my ear. After shaking my head, and slapping my ear and head, I saw some boys looking at me with a funny look. I must have been looking quite weird, like a escaped mental :D... |
.........zzzzzzzz.........lol not that strange........anyway this was not wierd but painfull:
A greenfly flew into my eye and i crashed my bike in the road.........and a bus was coming......and u all know what happened next.......OUCH! |
Weirdest thing..
Probably when I sang happy birthday to myself in my sleep (i was told this by my sister who sat up and listened to me, haha). Or when I sat and watched my mum close the patio window, and then i ran right into it. I suppose that would class as more dumb, or funny though :P |
I was sick for 3 weeks, didn't make up my comp. project, and failed computer class...
and Social Studies. Damn, I slacked off this year completely. I should post my report card. |
Once as a kid I had a dream that I had a magic power that I could click my fingers and then I could walk through walls (EDIT: that sentence isn't very clear; it was a temporary power gained through the clicking). When I woke up I was so convinced that it was true that I actually did a demonstration for my mother, which hurt my nose to say the least. In addition, it didn't really help that I wasn't able to click my fingers as a kid.
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