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Statikk HDM 06-24-2004 06:03 AM

Man, that 12 year old is a perve. Christ, I didn't even know that the word exsisted until I was around 14 or 15. I would have told the little strumpet to get his mind out of his gutter and the hell out of the chat room. The prick didn't even use proper grammar or sentence structure. "What is clit?" He should have been asking what is english language.

nads 06-24-2004 08:50 AM

I love this thread. It makes me fuzzy on the inside.

Nate 06-24-2004 12:45 PM

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Hey! I didn't "mock" I merely cracked a funny!

What is strange is that he admitted to it!

I was talking to dipstikk. Although it just occured to me that he may have been talking about clit-boy, not joshy.

ClaireBear 06-24-2004 09:24 PM

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I love this thread. It makes me fuzzy on the inside.

Hmmmm... that'll be the precurser to an erection then! :D

Facsimile 06-24-2004 11:31 PM

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Hmmmm... that'll be the precurser to an erection then! :D

... Was that really necessary?

ClaireBear 06-25-2004 12:02 AM

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... Was that really necessary?

No... but if the thought of natural physical reactions to external stimuli is a problem for you... or maybe arouses jealousy rather than anything else... please accept my appologies.

Facsimile 06-25-2004 11:49 PM

No, it just seemed immature.

Jacob 06-26-2004 02:57 AM

'No, it just seemed immature.'

I'm intrigued, Fax. For somebody who once posted a picture of a Snowman touching his Carrot-like Penis, how you could find that immature.

*Runs away tittering and jumping*

mudokon 06-26-2004 03:11 AM

I think these days you can't really go to high school without being told all about sex and their high-school name counterparts. High school children really do know an awful lot about porn and stuff these days so all he really needed to do was just ask an older person at school and they would've told him what a clit was and a whole lot more information about it. Really, teenagers are growing up too fast these days *in old man voice* children these days...

Nate 06-27-2004 01:07 PM

yeah, but its easier to ask a bunch of strangers online than let a friend know of your ignorance

the brew master 06-28-2004 10:09 PM

hahahahahaha.......thats the funniest thing i've read

Facsimile 06-28-2004 11:41 PM

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'No, it just seemed immature.'

I'm intrigued, Fax. For somebody who once posted a picture of a Snowman touching his Carrot-like Penis, how you could find that immature.

*Runs away tittering and jumping*

LOL... Yeah... Those were the days... Someone later stole his... carrot. Now that was low.

the brew master 06-28-2004 11:47 PM

who would take a snowmans...."carrot"?

Facsimile 06-28-2004 11:54 PM

I dunno but his stones fell off as well.

the brew master 06-28-2004 11:58 PM

hahahaha........poor guy

Oddfan 06-29-2004 05:56 AM

that's so ****ing funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Codek 06-29-2004 06:22 AM

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Yeah, not really funny at all.

You should have just told him what to look for, and directed him to a free porn site.
If I wasn't so damned lazy, I'd make fun of you for openly admitting to being in a halo chat room.

Oh, wait.

Actually, there isn't much you can do about being in a halo chatroom. It dumps you in there when you go to the online multiplayer - fez was probably about to either make a game, or enter one, when he noticed this guy...

Fez 06-29-2004 07:32 AM

Oh yeah! I forget to say that. This wasnt one of those chatrooms like oddchat, this was one on the online version of Halo, for PC.

Codek 06-29-2004 07:58 AM

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Oh yeah! I forget to say that. This wasnt one of those chatrooms like oddchat, this was one on the online version of Halo, for PC.

Exactly. :)

the brew master 06-29-2004 11:38 AM

thought so......

Lucipher 07-02-2004 09:43 AM

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Umm...what is a "Clit"?

You wouldn't like a clit Jacob. You would prefer a man's big fat hairy arse!

Jacob 07-02-2004 11:35 AM

'You would prefer a man's big fat hairy arse!'

Err - i actually had a chance to have "a man's big fat hairy arse!" but instead opted not to, mainly because of the fatness and hairyness. Oh, and also he didn't treat me like the lady-boy that i am.

And he wasn't uberly rich like he said he was. Although, he did get me into clubs and buy me things.

I've been thinking of getting a boyfriend just until my friend comes back from her 3 month vacation. S'pose it'd be something/one to do.

nads 07-02-2004 11:42 AM

I keep forgetting that Jacob is gay.

You can imagine the reaction I have every five minutes.

Codek 07-02-2004 12:48 PM

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I keep forgetting that Jacob is gay.

You can imagine the reaction I have every five minutes.

LOL. :laugh:

I'm tempted to quote that in my signature. ;)

Cyber-Slig 07-02-2004 01:53 PM

This is very disturbin....BUT LOL.I did'nt know what it is cos Im not in high school yet.Just a few more weeks and I will be though

nads 07-02-2004 04:02 PM

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LOL. :laugh:

I'm tempted to quote that in my signature. ;)

Go ahead...



Oh, and all you wonderers could just go to a magical little website I found...

You never heard that.

Lucipher 07-02-2004 10:21 PM

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'You would prefer a man's big fat hairy arse!'

Err - i actually had a chance to have "a man's big fat hairy arse!" but instead opted not to, mainly because of the fatness and hairyness. Oh, and also he didn't treat me like the lady-boy that i am.

And he wasn't uberly rich like he said he was. Although, he did get me into clubs and buy me things.

I've been thinking of getting a boyfriend just until my friend comes back from her 3 month vacation. S'pose it'd be something/one to do.

UUUURRRRRGHGGHHH! You admitted it! You smelly little bummer boy!

Jacob 07-03-2004 03:32 AM

'UUUURRRRRGHGGHHH! You admitted it! You smelly little bummer boy!'

I'm actually immensely hygenic. Unlike foul little Muffies such as yourselves who find it amusing to break wind in public places and then brag about it.

Lol @ 'you admitted it!' though. Reminds me when i was at a chip shop with a friend after a drunken night out and all these foul cretinous Muffies were wallowing about. One began nudging his friend, unsubtly, and stated "Oi, i think he might be, you know, over the Hill, 'round the bend" and his friend was all "*Grunt*" [the usual dialect for the general population of Muffies]. So, after a while of discussing my sexuality quietly, the first looked at me and said "F*cking Puff." so i was all "No shit Sherlock." and he was all "So you are then?" and i was all "Err, yeah." and he was all "Haha...ha...he admitted it. He admitted he's Gay. Haaa." so me and my friend just laughed at him and gave him a look of "My God, could you be a bigger, fouller piece of straight trash? No, no you couldn't."

Muffies are fun.

nads 07-03-2004 06:55 AM

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I'm actually immensely hygenic. Unlike foul little Muffies such as yourselves who find it amusing to break wind in public places and then brag about it.

I know so many people who do that...

"Hey, I farted...and it smells like eggs."

You can imagine the trauma I face.

Codek 07-03-2004 08:47 AM

That's a very typical football-hooligan attitude, and it pisses me off. This stupid "straight-as-an-arrow" facist attitude, which causes them to get offended if you suggest that they might be gay. Total wimps, all of them.

the brew master 07-03-2004 12:29 PM

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I keep forgetting that Jacob is gay.

You can imagine the reaction I have every five minutes.

well this is the first i've heard of it.......

Nate 07-05-2004 02:57 PM

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I know so many people who do that...

"Hey, I farted...and it smells like eggs."

You can imagine the trauma I face.

ditto, at work every day. No wait... I already mentioned that in another post today.

still you'd think people would grow out of that at the age of 50 at least.