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Fuzzles! 05-21-2004 07:21 AM

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Not to be crude, but when I was 13 or so, I'd never heard of masturbation before at all, yet I found out how to do it. It just happened one day. I thought I'd invented it! :D
That's a case of nature driven instinct kicking in. Sorry if I offended, just making a point.

-oddguy

You so hit the nail on the head here.

There are studies done that show that babies begin pleasuring themselves in the womb. As much as we might not like to admit it, we are animals with all of the very basic urges, survival, gratification, the need to procreate. I just find it so impossible that they couldn't figure it out.

oddguy 05-21-2004 08:13 AM

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Death, CB...you two should get married. You'd be so cute together.

http://www.bizzos.org/chiefbarley/im...ril04/mike.gif

I concur.

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You so hit the nail on the head here.

There are studies done that show that babies begin pleasuring themselves in the womb. As much as we might not like to admit it, we are animals with all of the very basic urges, survival, gratification, the need to procreate. I just find it so impossible that they couldn't figure it out.

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I'd have to agree with you there oddguy, this story, to be honest, reeks of bullshit.

Once you get rid of logic, all you have is instinct. Today instinct is replaced with logic and what we know for a fact, but sometimes when we least expect, instinct will kick in.

-oddguy

Codek 05-21-2004 10:18 AM

What the hell?

Shell Man 05-21-2004 11:40 AM

Alright....
 
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You so hit the nail on the head here.
There are studies done that show that babies begin pleasuring themselves in the womb. As much as we might not like to admit it, we are animals with all of the very basic urges, survival, gratification, the need to procreate. I just find it so impossible that they couldn't figure it out.

What I can't believe is when people argue about this, they keep forgetting certain aspects of the story. Like, "Really religious." The parents could've discouraged sexual behavior for one thing, not to mention that pleasuring yourself still doesn't teach you how babies are made, all you know is that it feels good. Let's look at a list of possible factors based on the story:

Religious repression (Do not underestimate this!)
No non-religious friends
Strict religious parents (remember the film, 'Carrie?' )
Home-schooling, or little socialization at school
No TV
No internet (yes, people can still exist without TV or the net.)
No reproductive education. (masturbation is not education.)

All of these are very realistic. There are all kinds of people in the world, you can't just assume that things are going to happen the same way in everyone's life as yours. Some people live very sheltered lives, I've seen it first hand. That's why I say Murphy's law supports this pretty well, because with all the crazy things we're capable of, this really does not seem impossible.

Alcar 05-21-2004 08:51 PM

I find it hard to believe, as oddguy's little scenario rings true. But don't put it down to religion alone, Shell Man outlined a few non-religion related causes.

Alcar...

TheRaisin 05-22-2004 07:45 AM

Stranger things have happened. I didn't think it was possible for a dude's penis to explode, but it is. Plus, I just have a tendency to believe the media. I mean, what would be the point of faking a story? It just seems more logical that it really happened than that they made it up.

ClaireBear 05-23-2004 09:46 PM

Mac! I'm not even going to grace you with a quotation but you know what I'm on about and my opinion....

NO! NO! Just NO! :rolleyes:

Codek 05-24-2004 02:17 AM

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Stranger things have happened. I didn't think it was possible for a dude's penis to explode, but it is. Plus, I just have a tendency to believe the media. I mean, what would be the point of faking a story? It just seems more logical that it really happened than that they made it up.

My doctor confirmed this to be a fake, and he is a professional, you are not.

Jacob 05-24-2004 08:25 AM

'My doctor confirmed this to be a fake, and he is a professional, you are not.'

And your Doctor studied the Penis for copious amounts of time, did he? Knowing all the detail about it? And what makes it "tick" as it were.

Codek 05-24-2004 08:56 AM

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'My doctor confirmed this to be a fake, and he is a professional, you are not.'

And your Doctor studied the Penis for copious amounts of time, did he? Knowing all the detail about it? And what makes it "tick" as it were.

My doctor is educated on the entire human anatomy, that includes the penis.

FFS jacob surely it's obvious that a doctor has a better understanding of the penis than ananova. :rolleyes:

oddguy 05-24-2004 09:51 AM

My doctor could beat up your doctor! :p

Kidding...by the way.

Jacob 05-24-2004 11:38 AM

'My doctor is educated on the entire human anatomy, that includes the penis.

FFS jacob surely it's obvious that a doctor has a better understanding of the penis than ananova.'


Yeh, but Doctors don't know everything. You need a specialist Doctor for that.

Shell Man 05-24-2004 12:28 PM

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The exploding penis thing could've been caused by a birth defect.

Codek 05-24-2004 12:34 PM

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'My doctor is educated on the entire human anatomy, that includes the penis.

FFS jacob surely it's obvious that a doctor has a better understanding of the penis than ananova.'


Yeh, but Doctors don't know everything. You need a specialist Doctor for that.

My doctor IS a specialist, since he is about the only person who people will be open with about issues concerning their penis. Most GPs are like that.

Nate 05-24-2004 12:35 PM

Can we please keep all 'exploding penis' discussion to the appropriate place?

I can't believe I just wrote that sentence.

Jacob 05-24-2004 01:38 PM

'My doctor IS a specialist'

So your Doctor specialises in Penis'? Something that, say, a Surgeon would have to have vast knowledge about? I still think it's possible. Not an actual explosion per sa. More of the vessels bursting and popping.

Mac the Janitor 05-24-2004 06:18 PM

I asked MY penisoligist and he said it's quite possible.

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