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ClaireBear 05-21-2004 03:36 AM

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In Australia, we have a semi-formal at the end of Year 10, when the mean age is 16. If you continue with Year 11 & 12, you get a formal at the end of Year 12, when the mean age is 18. I've already had my semi-formal, but now await my formal.

Death, the emoticons have been replaced with the new vBulletin 3 styled emoticons. You might have noticed that we have jumped from 3.0.0 Release Candidate 2 to 3.0.1.

Alcar...

And those are?

Can we have a list of the codes please?

Is it on the FAQ or what?

EDIT Yup... its there but it would be nice to have the option of opening in a separate window like a "help"...

Fuzzles! 05-21-2004 07:30 AM

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BTW I was serious about the 'horns' thing. I have a friend who's actually been asked that by one of his friends. pathetic really.

That is something seriously messed up.

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In Australia, we have a semi-formal at the end of Year 10, when the mean age is 16. If you continue with Year 11 & 12, you get a formal at the end of Year 12, when the mean age is 18. I've already had my semi-formal, but now await my formal.

Aaah I see! In Ontario, we have 13 grades in High School. 13!!!! It's so long. Although I think they changed it last year to 12.

Nate 05-23-2004 01:06 PM

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I'm sorry to hear there are still wankers, like the twat your friend had the misfortune to meet, are still with us in the 21st Century... it makes me sick!

Not a twat, just an ignoramus.

If you've never met an African American you may think that they are all drug dealers and gangsta rappers cos thats the way the media portrays them. Similarly if you've grown up in the middle of a small country town and all you've ever heard about Jews is what you've been told by your parents (who've never met one either) then you'll probably get some small details wrong :fuzgrin: .

My friend said he wasn't upset but it did take him a few minutes to stop laughing.

Al the Glukkon 05-23-2004 01:45 PM

Why is Michigan's wheather so messed up. One day it's 70 degrees, the next its 30. We've had thunderstorms and tornado warnings since thursday. We even had to stay after school and wait in front of the lockers. Oddworldfreak could tell you.(If he would post)There's the siren again.

ClaireBear 05-23-2004 09:33 PM

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Not a twat, just an ignoramus.

If you've never met an African American you may think that they are all drug dealers and gangsta rappers cos thats the way the media portrays them. Similarly if you've grown up in the middle of a small country town and all you've ever heard about Jews is what you've been told by your parents (who've never met one either) then you'll probably get some small details wrong :fuzgrin: .

My friend said he wasn't upset but it did take him a few minutes to stop laughing.

I can see your point there but there's this thing called the media and then you should get educated in school about tolerance and world religions...

There is NO excuse for racism, xenophobia, intolerance or even plain ignorance!

IMHO anyway!

Codek 05-24-2004 02:40 AM

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Why is Michigan's wheather so messed up. One day it's 70 degrees, the next its 30. We've had thunderstorms and tornado warnings since thursday. We even had to stay after school and wait in front of the lockers. Oddworldfreak could tell you.(If he would post)There's the siren again.

Well at least you get to live in a place with a cool name like Michigan.

Michigan is just SUCH a cool name. :fuzgrin:

ClaireBear 05-24-2004 02:44 AM

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Well at least you get to live in a place with a cool name like Michigan.

Michigan is just SUCH a cool name. :fuzgrin:

Its a cool name but how about having the same full name as a place!!!!

I have the same name as a village in County Clare, Ireland! (Only Claires not spelt the same... that can be a challenge for you guys! Whats my full name!?!

A map of Ireland will tell you!

Silversnow 05-24-2004 10:43 AM

It's been damn cold up here lately. It's May, for crying out loud, you aren't supposed to catch colds now!
Have an economy test tomorrow. Damn it all.
Has to be in school this wednesday (normally we get to pick if we want to study there or at home) to talk about the musical. WTF?! Oh, I see, it's not like I've been there almost every week this whole season rehearsing it and then been forced to show it to the public (and watch it from the lighting room) five times in a row? No, of course not, I was somewhere else. I have to be there, talking about it and then watch it AGAIN! Some people!
I'm not sure if I have good enough grades to get into the school I want to go to, but I'm allowed to go there now :).
My pockets hurt. I'm supposed to be sleeping.
My english teacher is a ****ing idiot. I think I'm going to kill her if we don't get to leave the damn school soon. Strangle her with her own stinking belt, while slapping her over her face, screaming "How nice! How nice! How nice!". She treats us like 5-year olds!
*sigh*
Prom soon. I'm nervous and the shoes I've bought hurts.
ClaireBear, do your name have anything to do with the Sims? Hot Date? My sims were having a picnic and a certain Claire the Bear stole the basket.

Al the Glukkon 05-24-2004 02:33 PM

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Michigan is just SUCH a cool name. :fuzgrin:

Yeah it does have a cool name, but a weird climate.

Mac the Janitor 05-24-2004 06:14 PM

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ClaireBear, do your name have anything to do with the Sims? Hot Date? My sims were having a picnic and a certain Claire the Bear stole the basket.

That made me laugh my pants off.

Literally.

Look.

My pants are actually off.

ClaireBear 05-24-2004 09:26 PM

No my dear... I don't think I have anything to do with the Simms... last time I checked anyway!

Woooo-hooo! Lookie you Mac!

*CB spots Mac naked from the waist down!... and proceeds to chase him off the thread with the threat of a pinched arse*

Fuzzles! 05-25-2004 02:30 AM

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It's been damn cold up here lately. It's May, for crying out loud, you aren't supposed to catch colds now!

It's freezing here too. Some parts of Canada actually got 30 cms of snow last week. It's about 5 Celsius right now. I LOVE May.

Nate 06-07-2004 12:34 PM

Its cold. I'm bored. This thread needs reviving to entertain me.

Al the Vykker 06-07-2004 07:22 PM

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Spent about half the dance waiting in the goddamn line for pictures. Danced...twice. That's right, twice.
Yeah that sounds like most of the main dances in high school oh well, for turnabout, we didnt get pictures taken but I spent the entire evening with her and we just slowdanced a lot. *Sigh* That was an awesome dance and a lovely evening.

ClaireBear 06-08-2004 01:25 AM

Yeah! Lets keep the spam alive and wher it belongs people! Don't let it stray off to other threads... THIS is where it belongs!

I remember school dances.. right up until I was 14... where all the girls were dancing in one end of the room and the boys in the other.... it was very much a shocking moment when a girl danced with a boy or heaven forbid kissed him...

Then there were uni dances... whole diffrent story! Like stepping over the couple *aheming*... to get to the dancefloor.. man... the difference 4 years makes!

Nate 06-08-2004 12:46 PM

I never went to a school social (dance! who would call it a dance?) for various reasons that I won't go to here (*clears throat, loosens tie, feels uncomfortable*) but I always enjoyed the monday after the event when I would get all the gossip along the lines of who got laid and who would have gotten (?) laid if they hadn't been caught by a teacher. Strange things happen in a social for an all-boys school, especially when they ship in twice as many girls as guys - and yet still some guys go home unlucky!

Eventually the stories would degenerate to a monologue along the lines of (*fast, breathless voice*) "I was standing there and a girl smiled at me and I was going to go up to her when she started to walk towards me but Matt wanted to go outside so I went outside and then I went back inside and saw her again and started going up to her but I needed to go take a piss and I did and when I got back I couldn't see her until I spotted her and she was talking to Trev and she danced with him so I went up to Matt and told him he wrecked my night so he introduced me to sarah who ..."

ClaireBear 06-08-2004 09:45 PM

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I never went to a school social (dance! who would call it a dance?) for various reasons that I won't go to here (*clears throat, loosens tie, feels uncomfortable*) but I always enjoyed the monday after the event when I would get all the gossip along the lines of who got laid and who would have gotten (?) laid if they hadn't been caught by a teacher. Strange things happen in a social for an all-boys school, especially when they ship in twice as many girls as guys - and yet still some guys go home unlucky!

Eventually the stories would degenerate to a monologue along the lines of (*fast, breathless voice*) "I was standing there and a girl smiled at me and I was going to go up to her when she started to walk towards me but Matt wanted to go outside so I went outside and then I went back inside and saw her again and started going up to her but I needed to go take a piss and I did and when I got back I couldn't see her until I spotted her and she was talking to Trev and she danced with him so I went up to Matt and told him he wrecked my night so he introduced me to sarah who ..."

Ahhhh! Puberty thank God you and i no longer have to suffer the ravages...

So Nate.. you're Australian and went to an all boys' school?....

Public (what we call private over in Blighty!) school?

Hey! We have a loaded guy over here! Loaded guy!

Lets abduct him and ransom him!!!!! :p

Either that or it was a similar school to my old 6th form... dun-dun-duuuuuurn... a Catholic Convent School! *CB shudders at the recolection of the nightmare*

Fuzzles! 06-09-2004 08:23 AM

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ClaireBear, do your name have anything to do with the Sims? Hot Date? My sims were having a picnic and a certain Claire the Bear stole the basket.

I'm addicted to the Sims. For Xbox. The original Sims and The Sims: Bustin Out. It's a sickness. :D

Nate 06-09-2004 12:30 PM

It was a public (ie government) school that pretended to be a private school. Blazers, massed singing and stupid traditions that have been continuing for more than a century.

The first line of the school song is 'Blithesome our hearts are and free is our fancy'! What does that tell you?

ClaireBear 06-09-2004 09:18 PM

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It was a public (ie government) school that pretended to be a private school. Blazers, massed singing and stupid traditions that have been continuing for more than a century.

The first line of the school song is 'Blithesome our hearts are and free is our fancy'! What does that tell you?

"Free is our fancy"... sounds exactly like my old alma marta...

I "love" the hyme... "Mother of mercy, day by day I think of youuuuuu... la-de-da"

Those places should be sued for inducing psycological trauma!

Al the Vykker 06-10-2004 06:27 AM

*sigh* Love...such a powerful emotion.

Silversnow 06-10-2004 09:50 AM

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I'm addicted to the Sims. For Xbox. The original Sims and The Sims: Bustin Out. It's a sickness. :D

Isn't it hard to play it on X-box?

Went on my prom (sp? is it even right?) yesterday. Not much to go crazy about. Got one of the idiots, his name was Tobias. Took a few pictures. Went down to the dining room. Had to leave often to cough somewhere away from the food (having a cold). No one at my table talked. The food wasn't very good. Johan from my class sung a awful song that made everyone in my class look embarrased about him. Then we went back to the dancing place, I was abandoned by Tobias. Had to stand in a corner and wait for my friends while they danced. The rest of the night was pretty much just talking and walking around, looking at all the very beautiful people. I danced with two ladies and avoided my teacher at all costs. And I got a rose. Yay.
Today I regret that I didn't dance more. But it was nice anyway. I get some pictures soon.

Nate 06-10-2004 12:30 PM

That's nothing. The chorus was the school motto 'Honour the work"!

apparently in 1915 or something the minister for education gave a speech at the school and said 'Honour the work and the work will honour you' and it's been the motto since then.

ClaireBear 06-10-2004 10:44 PM

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That's nothing. The chorus was the school motto 'Honour the work"!

apparently in 1915 or something the minister for education gave a speech at the school and said 'Honour the work and the work will honour you' and it's been the motto since then.

Yes! I think your school scores 10 on the anal-ometer!

Oh and SilverSnow... don't worry.. like I said your formals and proms (yeah your spelling is correct!) are c**p before the blokes suddenly realise what certain parts of their anatomy are for and their maturity levels reaches their "girlfriends"... sounds like a fun night had by all but they will get even better! Trust me!

C'mon people! We can do better than this! SPAM I SAY SPAM! We need more spam!

I also need to recover from a warning I've just received for supposed spamming on another thread... how many strikes do you get again?

Anywho... c'mon spam away...

I need a topic before I shoot someone with my built up venom!

Warned at my age! The shame the embarrassment... the God damn pointlessness (not even a word!) of it all! The enfuriating.. I'm gonna spam all over your board all over your forum and threads... then holiday in Melbourne and SPAM at you from outside your houseness of it all!

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!

Phew! Rant and anger over now and Alcar...

THIS IS A SPAM THREAD!!!! NAR-NAR-NA-NARRRRRR!

Boy that felt gooooood!

Fuzzles! 06-11-2004 09:20 AM

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Isn't it hard to play it on X-box?

Heck no it's so easy. I have played it on PC and find it much more enjoyable to play it on the big green box. :)

Lucipher 06-12-2004 10:39 PM

I'm a spammer! Pick me please! And yes belly button fluff is normal and yes death is a bit gay isn't he? And when you feel like swearing, just step outside and clear your lungs with a good barrage of curses! And you say you were warned at your age, well I've been warned and I'm probably younger than you, how old is clairebear anyway?

The Red Muse 06-12-2004 10:43 PM

Can I talk about shoes? I really need to spill my shoe worries!
Wahh!

Fez 06-12-2004 10:57 PM

ClairBear mentions that she is in her 20's every other post, Luc.

ClaireBear 06-13-2004 09:06 PM

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ClairBear mentions that she is in her 20's every other post, Luc.

Hey! I don't!!!!

I mentioned it once... nay twice when I first landed here!

Anyhoo.... age is irrelevant on here... you can put down any old crap... I may sign up as being a toddler... just for s**ts and giggles you understand!! :p

Oh and while I remember... Luc... I find the last line of your signiture very offensive... that may be your opinion but having it constantly displayed out of context like that does little to endear you to me.

Just thought I'd mention it!

Spam away mate!

oddguy 06-13-2004 11:07 PM

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I also need to recover from a warning I've just received for supposed spamming on another thread... how many strikes do you get again?

Three strikes.

-oddguy :cool:

ClaireBear 06-13-2004 11:23 PM

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Three strikes.

-oddguy :cool:

Is there like a time limit? Is it like a juvenile criminal record where if you're good for 5 years it'll be sticken off?

Bugger! This doesn't look good for little me!

oddguy 06-13-2004 11:31 PM

Well, there are three types of banning.

3 day ban for a minor offense...such as getting three strikes.

7 day ban for a really bad thing you did, which you don't always have to have three strikes to get.

Then, there is a permanent ban. Which means you did something so wrong, you never come back...unless you create a new account, which is against da rules. So if they find out...you're banned again.

I think that's how it works.

-oddguy :cool:

Fuzzles! 06-14-2004 09:01 AM

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Can I talk about shoes? I really need to spill my shoe worries!
Wahh!

Oh yes, tell my your shoe woes!!! What seems to be the problem? :)

Nate 06-14-2004 02:46 PM

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then holiday in Melbourne and SPAM at you from outside your houseness of it all!

Why are you coming to this shithole.. I mean wonderland!

sorry, the weather's kinda getting me down.

ClaireBear 06-14-2004 09:17 PM

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Why are you coming to this shithole.. I mean wonderland!

sorry, the weather's kinda getting me down.

Well Nate... it has a lot to do with internet access in council buildings... a lot of access to really good forums is denide!!! :p

No... seriously there's that plus the fact I love you guys!!!!!! :kiss:

Now you may all vomit or beat me with sticks... whichevr you feel most appropriate!

And it isn't you I'd like to Spam at... its yet another Aussie "cousin" of mine on here... I think you know to whom I refereth!

oddguy 06-15-2004 06:51 AM

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No... seriously there's that plus the fact I love you guys!!!!!! :kiss:

Wow! You barely even know us! :blush:

-oddguy :cool:

Di$array 06-15-2004 07:54 AM

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No... seriously there's that plus the fact I love you guys!!!!!! :kiss:


hey guys and gals am back, and what a nice welcome back !!!! what you all been up 2 ?

Nate 06-16-2004 12:46 PM

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Now you may all vomit or beat me with sticks... whichevr you feel most appropriate!

And it isn't you I'd like to Spam at... its yet another Aussie "cousin" of mine on here... I think you know to whom I refereth!

no actually, I don't
*vague reference whooshes right over nathan's head*

but if you are visiting melbourne you can come over to my place and I can vomit and beat you with sticks simultaneously.

*Goes and gets baseball bat and bottle of vodka from cupboard*

ok, i'm ready...

nads 06-16-2004 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ClaireBear
Now you may all vomit or beat me with sticks
Good, the Enforcer hasn't been used in a while and I was considering Bulemia.

Al the Vykker 06-16-2004 08:03 PM

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Well, there are three types of banning.

3 day ban for a minor offense...such as getting three strikes.

7 day ban for a really bad thing you did, which you don't always have to have three strikes to get.

Then, there is a permanent ban. Which means you did something so wrong, you never come back...unless you create a new account, which is against da rules. So if they find out...you're banned again.

I think that's how it works.

-oddguy :cool:

Actually I'm pretty sure that they also when you get a permanent ban, they block your username, email, and IP. Thus you would need a new computer or new internet provider, etc.