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oddguy 04-21-2004 07:27 AM

I bet SS is feeling like OWI right now. Withholding lovely product and giving us info at a bare minium. Oh...he must feel powerful! :p

-oddguy

Hobo 04-21-2004 08:18 AM

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I'd kick Hobo's ass in all ways. Except he is more popular then me, so he'll probably win. Who would you like to win?

Shutup and let SS write the story you spamwad.

Mac the Janitor 04-22-2004 05:15 AM

And now it has reached the second page, still with no story.:p

Majic 04-22-2004 05:51 PM

As long as I get taken down after putting forth a valiant effort on... Whatever the plot is. Make me a tragic hero, damnit!

Sekto Springs 04-23-2004 07:25 AM

Sorry I haven't posted a story yet guys, I'm having the same problem as Oddsville and the forums won't always let me access them. I was going to post my story now, but I think I'll post s'more hints instead so I can watch you all cry on your bellies and speculate ;) But don't worry, your wait will be worth it :D

New hint: One of our most beloved forumers goes crazy and starts the "massacre". Guess who?

And it's not me even though I am a loveable guy.

Hobo 04-23-2004 07:58 AM

It's so blatently that bastard. You know. Incharge here. Evil. I was sure his name began with an A. Nah. Can't remember:p

Fez 04-23-2004 09:25 AM

Al the vykker!

Sekto Springs 04-23-2004 09:46 AM

NEW Hint: I exaggerate the character of some forumers based on their locations.

Fez 04-23-2004 09:52 AM

God, everyone's gonna be fron Mudos. Get a life people, it doesnt exsist.

Sekto Springs 04-23-2004 09:54 AM

No, ferill, I meant it the other way around...sorry. Example: Ferill lives in an oasis in the desert with lots of brush so he can practice his sniping, but at the same time he has a ridiculously large generator to plug his computer into :p

TheRaisin 04-23-2004 10:06 AM

Hmm. I think I'm actually the most likely to go crazy in real life, but I'm definitely not most loved on these here forums. I try, dammit!... well, no I don't.
Hmm again. I can't be objective enough when looking at myself to think of what would be a good location for me. Mebbe I could be some crazy old guy living alone in a cave at the top of a mountain. Yeah... livin' on small rodents and mountain goats, spending my days working to make my dwelling and my person look and smell as filthy as possible, pondering deep thoughts, weaving animal bones into my beard and hair... and killin' anyone what sets foot on mah properteh! Hey, mebbe that's how I'll fit into this whole thing: everyone uses my mountain to fight, and I just come down and kill indiscriminately in a protective rage, or I could stay at the top and snipe people off one by one with a longbow. Great jumpin' chilibeans, I'm crazy!

Fez 04-23-2004 10:43 AM

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No, ferill, I meant it the other way around...sorry. Example: Ferill lives in an oasis in the desert with lots of brush so he can practice his sniping, but at the same time he has a ridiculously large generator to plug his computer into :p

WHO TOLD YOU THAT!!!!

Sekto Springs 04-23-2004 10:52 AM

Ferill, I have been reading your mind since you were an infant, in fact, right now you're thinking about how they get babies to participate in those diaper commercials.

Mac the Janitor 04-23-2004 01:08 PM

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NEW Hint: I exaggerate the character of some forumers based on their locations.

That would be fairly interesting, considering my location.

Al the Glukkon 04-23-2004 01:50 PM

I don' t care what I'd you would do with my character in the story.( chances I won't be in it) sounds like a great idea though!

oddguy 04-23-2004 04:53 PM

Well, if you were going to exaggerate my location I'd probably be a famous actor dude with a house on the beach filled with women...since I live in Cali.

-oddguy

Sekto Springs 04-23-2004 04:56 PM

How'd you guess, Oddguy!? :p

Seargentbig 04-23-2004 07:04 PM

Oh no... exaggeration based on locations...
If I'm in it - am I in it? - do not give me a steriotypical Australian accent!

Fez 04-24-2004 05:26 AM

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Ferill, I have been reading your mind since you were an infant, in fact, right now you're thinking about how they get babies to participate in those diaper commercials.

Ha ha! Wrong! Guess again.....

Majic 04-24-2004 08:47 AM

Then I'll be... *shudder* The stereotyped Texan cowboy who cannot pronounce English!

Mac the Janitor 04-24-2004 08:52 AM

Whoa, I didn't know you were a Texan, Majic.

I'm in Arizona! We're like, kinda sorta near each other! Yeah!

*cough*

Hobo 04-24-2004 09:08 AM

Yay I'll have a queen's english accent and bent out teeth. Which used to be true, but years of state school and dental braces have fixed those

Fez 04-24-2004 09:20 AM

I'll be a hard as nails Brit, the kind like Liquid Snake, and Noel Gallegher.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 09:32 AM

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Ha ha! Wrong! Guess again.....

No, I was right. If you had posted earlier then you would've known, but you've changed your thoughts since then. So neh... :p

Fez 04-24-2004 09:54 AM

erm.......Shut up.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 10:40 AM

New Hint: He who wears a skull, with finish the massacre.

Fez 04-24-2004 10:56 AM

Xav finish's it then.

Sekto Springs 04-24-2004 11:01 AM

Maybe...Maybe not. He's not the only one with a skull you know, go back to the V3 thread ;)

Adder 04-24-2004 11:03 AM

"He who wears a skull, with finish the massacre."... hm...

Asuming the grammer error was an actual error and not a subtle hint, I'd guess Death over Xav, ferill. Death actual WEARS a skull, not just has an av containing a skull.

But I might be going too deep again...

Fez 04-24-2004 11:04 AM

SS, Ihopeyoudietoyourhugeweightproblemcloggingupallyourarteriesandthenyoudieandyourfuneralisfulloffatpeo plewhoaresupposetobeonadietbuttheneatyourbodycausetheyarehungryandAmericanandyourbodycouldfeedallthe povertyintheworld.

j/k