1.SEX
(mum: yes, i know, when i was young, then...)

2. OWF. "Yeah and there's this dude called Alcar, but he's a twat and no one likes him..." etc.

Internet.. uhm... communities...

4. Chatrooms, people who you chat to.

5. Your friends of the opposite sex.

6. Most things

7. Music, fashion

8. How about awkward health or puberty issues! How come I have hair there! LOL :)

Because god is turning you into an ape-man. Run as far away as you can from civilisation! Go and join Abe 16 in the wilds, and fend for yourself.

And Stuff...

9. Whats for dinner?

10: oddworld

Ok, Top 10 things
you don't make in a school lesson

Babies. Yes.

2. Work? *space to fill up damn 10 character limit thing*

Yeah I hate that evil 10 character limiter.

3. Nukes.

4. Excretion.

5. Money, unless you're the teacher..

6. A flamethrower out of a bunsen Burner.

7. Bombs

stupid limit! GRR

8. A Birthday card to Charles Jenkins.

9. Proggress. Something that I never did.

10. Pipe bombs.


Top 10 things not to say when you "meet the parents"

1. Yeah, you have nothing to worry about. I probably won't even rape your daughter!

2. "You single?" (to Father)

3: "I can definately see where she gets her looks!"



EDIT: BLAARG. ROOAAR. AAARRRG! :|

LOL!

4. She will be sleeping with me tonight. right?

HAha!

5. I can't tell the difference between your wife and my girlfriend, you're such an attractive family!

Ooooo god. *shudders*

6. Is there a TV with porn in the toilet?

7. So, can we like, have sex now?

to the parents! ouch!

6. So, which is your father?

7. Your house smells like shit.