He's always like this. Fear him. For he will obsess over you. Slowly taking in memories of your body. Then killing you and raping your dead body.

I watch too much Law and Order.


-nads :devil:

Nads basically summed it up there.

Mac The Janitor is now for sale at the price of 1 pence! BUY HIM NOW!!! HE IS SI.. AHHHH!!! *dead*
- Native :talk:

We all do around Mac... Don't worry though, no-one is assaulted by Mac. Yet...

Yay, I'm always late at welcomes...but who cares.

yeah, welcome to THE ONe AnD OnLy OWF! ...yay...?
Be sure to drop by at the RPG-section! :)

...aaand...

Worship moi as I am the Ultimate ... erm... person!

Those are the only two things that keep the forums going....

Joshy I should warn you about this, especially in the welcomes section. One word posting is considered spam

And, Welcome newcomer! Please don't break the rules, and remember, I am the resident punchbag, which means you somehow have a liscense to throw insults at me because you find what I say irritating. :D

To avoid asking questions that have already been asked, please use the search function before you post. Otherwise I'll somehow bite your head off.

Also, you should look out for "INSERT FLAMEY MEMBER HERE". Despite the fact that we are well aware of his appauling behaviour, we do nothing about it, and instead just warn people to be prepared for a verbal mauling. :lol: