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Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. I'm the worst of the lot? Well I have been called bad things before. And I'd quite like to die with a bang, you know, news headline stuff! And in other news, a Scorpio was burnt at the stake today for possible dealings in witchcraft. Alcar... |
Hmm. Heh. I'd be a Gemini...
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. Quick intelligent thinker, I'd agree, to. People like me because I'm bisexual? I wouldn't agree on that one...Don't think I'm a cheap bastard. lol. Oh well. There you have it...An intelligent bisexual cheap bastard, who loves incest... |