crikey1 that's a tad bit awkward, but heck! i like it. It's...original :eek:
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*bump* Working on a 2nd page special comic
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Well my leave of absince is becuase i developed a boil on my ass, and i had it drained yesterday. God was it painful, now im on horse pills. Any way im going to stray from the main storyline and work on a all Chao based comic. And look! A PREVIEW!! OMGZ!!
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TEH CAST, OMFGZZZ!!! TIHS AWZUM!!!!@#!11! OMGZZZZ!! *wets self*
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Gorden Dieares(cant..spell) are also some crap.
heres one of the many pictures you'll see from thatHURL all the pics are from PlanetHalfLife |
FIRST TRANSMITION HAS BEEN LOADED, LOOK OUT, HES BEEN DRINKING
Hello viewers! How are you!.....there....in computer land....looking at this thinking "What the hell? This guy dosn't give up dose he.." and then shuting off your computer.. BUT DONT TOUCH THE BUTTON! ..uh... We have candy! um....Yes! DELICIOUS CANDY! and...uh... GOPHERS!! YEAH! Thats it! Gophers! Everyone loves gophers right!.... Right?...Well I do... Everyone dose..dont they? I mean Gophers are small...and....dig....holes......and they're furry! Yes folks! FURRY!! Everyone likes furry things!! THEY'RE SOFT!! Furry is soft! ...sinisterly soft...like milkyway bars..wait...those aren't soft..hold on...wait Wallter are they?! Wallter Bernette: No Gordan, they aren't, because they're ri- Thats enough out of you mister Wallter science pants... Wallter: bu- ENOUGH! Wallter: I was only trying to explain to the veiwers tha- *twich* Wallter: Gordan please I- *twich tiwch*..MY SHOW WHITE SUIT MAN!! *leaps at Wallter* Wallter: SWEET CHRIST GORDAN!! AHHHH!!! *crunch* *chomp* *sqish* Wallter: AHHH!AAAaahhh...*gurgle gurgle* *blood soaked Gordan Freeman gets up from Prof. Bernette's mauled corpse* ...uh...ill get back to you...ew...later... nasty... *walks off camera* *camera shuts off* *camera turns back on* *Freeman Stands there in a new HEV suit* Know what makes me angry? And violent? At the same time? .... Music teachers... Why do we need them in schools!? I mean, it should be optional to take..WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS THING!! *holds up recorder* WHY!? ITS A STUPID PIECE OF *censored*!! ... Yeah its one hell of system folks We pay tax's to fund were I work Black Mesa Reserch Facility(BMRF) Enroll today and fight aliens that we released by accident! ... Its great!! You wake up to find the mauled corpse of one of your coliges hanging from the ceiling! ITS REALY GREAT!! *runs up to camera and grabs it* LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!! ALL I HAVE TO EAT IS HEADCRABS AND SODA!! THEY DONT FEED US!!! AHHH!!! *camera battery thing beeps meaning its low* Look ill tell you were to find me! Its in Austri- *camera shuts off* END FIRST TRANSMITION FROM GORDAN FREEMAN...GOOD GOD I WAS RIGHT, HE HAS BEEN DRINKING |
*gordan turns on Camera*
Im sorry... I over reacted... But you know what Mr.Blue Suit sucks... I mean, he studders like hell, its not that theres anything wrong with that but... You know... He's.... Wierd.... ... REALY weird... like yesterday I saw him shoving his hand into the heart cavity of a man being operated on... It was sick! I almost shot vomit at him! God! It was insane... hes such a sicko .... yup.. sick-as-hell... Then I think... He took the heart OUT..and tryed to eat it.. But good'ol robotic Wallter stoped the crazy **** ....damn the Wallter How dose he do it Be a scientist and a super heart saving hero....IN THE SAME SUIT I mean... I have all sorts of tricked out crap and look at me I still need help! *beep beep, beep beep* OH SHIT THE MUFFINS!! *runs off screen* |
dude.... those are... how may i say it? cool, and weird, and etc.
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OKIE DOKEY GUYS!! I've added a new ability!!...well not realy but still, you can PM me questions about Half-Life or Half-Life2 and I'll give you my theories and answers to your questions. Belive me I'll answer them seriously. So Here we go.
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Just Saw and Bought the animatrix. My God. That was awsome. Mabey a little gross/disturbing. But awsome.... *gets out of puddle of drool*
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siggy
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SIGMOLIO!!!
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OH MY SHIZNIT!! A COMIC!! (more soon to come)
Part 1: Snake in the grass: My burning Venom |
Eh ignore this post
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Preparing for Vengance
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AHHH!!! SCREWED UP AGAIN!!
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And then theres the Anubis Show...
Never EVER Agree to listen to Anubis's Singing |
um...<< >> *view discrestion is advised do to extream violence
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dude! I want a banner!
the stick comic was...um... :smokin: |
And so I shall fail...yo...I've been a bad under fed bastard..SO ILL MAKE A COMIC!!!
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