Alf Gamble: Male
Alf in the Game: Male
Alf who runs the OWI website: Females

Alcar...

Alcar, how do you know the OWI-staff-alf is a female? and how do you know there is more then one?

I have connections :fuzgrin:

And I'm not sure if there is more than one female, but I'm pretty sure there is. That's why I added the extra "s".

Alcar...

you naughty boy :fuzwink:
and what is that "Leprechaun" ?

Well, that's another bit of OWI most of you didn't know. Though I think I did mention it a while ago somewhere. Also, we aren't allowed to post the names of OWI staff, I remember I did that once and Abe Babe had to edit them out. It was my fault, I just didn't know :)

In case you don't know (you might, I don't know so i'll just say anyway) a Leprechaun is a mythical very tiny green irish person meant to bring good luck. They also are in possession of a pot of gold, which they hide at the end of a rainbow.

Now, the meaning. Well, I'm short and one quarter Irish (Dad was born in Ireland, Mother in Australia and I in Australia) so it's kind of my new nickname at school. I like it, and I'm getting it on my jersey for school.

EDIT: This is the 5th time i've edited this post!!! I am so tired! Plus Daylight Saving is now over.

Alcar...

Im sure he died...

Well.........that's tough because I am a slig and i would spend it w/ Abe and then we'll have some real fun......:devil: :devil: :devil:

Thank you for clearing that up for me Jacob, I thought I heard something about it before but just brushed it off as nothing.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
*Self-provided fireworks go off*
Hello again y'all.

I would like to spend a day with Munch so I could kick his fat head.
I don't like him.

That would make you half, I don't think you count where you were born.

Welcome back! And it's:

1/4: Father
1/4: Mother
1/2: Self

Alcar...

Oh, now I get it.
Don't worry, I won't try to steal your pot o' gold.

Jacob, can you please tell us where you saw it?
I believe you but I want to be sure...

On the OWI's website i do believe...

Hehe I alweys balieved Alf at OWI was a deranged computer that was program to educate I mean destroy us all in its attempt to take over the world. Kind of like Skynet or Hal, only odder!:D

I'm surprised OWI didn't advert us...
well yeah live goes on...

PA, in the begin the site-Alf was more here to help us, now, you are right it is more to destroy us

I'd spend my time among ordinary mudokon natives and gabbits. Just listen to their chatter and singing. That would be quite relaxing. :)

Ye tards make me livid!!!!!
 

1. Oddworld NEVER posted that Mr. Gamble passed on. Or as Jacob so eloquently put it, "died".

2. Just because I wear a raspberree fez (and like it), does not make me a little chick-a-dee. I just happen to be feisty and fashionable! Your sources are erroneous, sirs!!!

3. Since I am making all of your lives so unbearable, I shall remain silent until the poor, shattered remains of my heart have the courage to gather themselves up and be whole again. I retire now to have my tea, steeped in tears.... carry on with your discussion now, don't mind me. :crying:

How dare you both!
:flames:
I agree with Alf. if you guys can't have a good thing like him around, i don't think we should have him at all! Alf may not post much, but if you had to answer all that fan-mail (that, may I remind you, that you may have sent in and he has answered).

The Alf we know has that particular temperment because that's how Alf in the game was portrayed.

So, before you go and drive the poor guy out completely with your imputant comments, think of what it would be like without good ol' Alf.

P.S. I'm NOT sorry for being harsh this time. I can't count the times that Alf's post was followed by something like:

"Hey Alf, how are things in Oddworld?"

or

"Hey Alf, thanks! You're a pal!"

Pphhth. You guys are pathetic.

We should be grateful that a member of Oddworld.com would even CONSIDER joining the forum. Especially someone as cool as Alf.

Find out quick where your loyaltys are.

If you could spend one day with some one from oddworld who would it be
 

I would like to hang out with V.P Aslick. He is the only good looking gluken around. Not to mention he is kinder than the others.

Alf... we have nothing against you...
you may not awnser some questions, that is okay, we all understand OWI is in a top secret stage.
I think what some members don't like is that you gave us intresting informations in the past and some Oddworld sillyness, and now only Oddworld sillyness and no more info's, wich is a bit disapointing.